UlliAdamFan (@Glam_Ulli)

Posted Tuesday 24th January 2012 from Twitlonger

This twitlonger will make some of you very happy. Letting you all know that I just resigned from ALF.

I will also delete my twitter account in the morning. To the ones I have gotten so close with, pls DM me your email and I will stay in touch.

I just feel too old to put up with this kindergarten mess anymore.Twitter was so much fun in the beginning when we were all happy for Adam

Now its a big competition who is the biggest fan.
Not to mention the entitlement of some of them.

I should have known how evil some of the fans were when my Dad died and I received a tweet that it was Karma that he passed away:(

To Barb , I remember what started your hate for me, you were upset that I was tired of looking at all your pics all the time. I unfollowed you when you know who forwarded the email to me where you were so upset that we didn’t get you a M&G through DonorsChoose. Talk about entitlement.

You can twist things and lie but it is what it is.
I’m tired of everyone switching things around to suit them best.

And yes some of the crazy bitches gang, have really earned that title..why anyone would call themselves this, is beyond me.

One last time, I did not become a Mod because I threw thousands of dollars at donorschoose, some of you need to get your story straight.

Also I never bought a M&G so this is all rumor as well.

To Tommy’s tour mom, I hope some day Tommy and Dia will find out how you got to be so called “friends” with them. Yes I remember Fantasy Springs.

Sorry for being so vocal and getting some of your feathers ruffled.

I was here for Adam and to support him nonstop.
I will always support Adam and his charities .

To my buddies , I will sure miss you crazy guys, love you bunches.

I will sign off now before my head explodes.

To the haters, I will see you around at concerts

Ulli xoxo

It’s every bit as bad as I expected because these same things happen in every single Tard Town. You get a hard core cadre that loves acting completely without restraint and ruins it for the ones that aren’t that way. They also chase off any new fans or people even slightly interested in the tard target.

Good luck Ulli. They’ll talk shit about you for years and blame you for the sins of the world. With each retelling they’ll add stupid crappy lies until you surpass Hitler in evilness. Expect to get snubbed at concerts and fan gatherings or to have people suck up to you only to spread with an evil twist anything you’ve said.

PS: To the Sparkle Cows trying to post comments here today. Cool yer jets. I will eventually approve your comments once I’m finished at work. Some of us cannot sit around online masturbating all damn day.

First up is a silly page some lone Taylor Hicks frau posted ages ago as ‘advice’ to meet Taylor. Thanks Black Angel for posting this in the comments. It’s a primer of what NOT to do. Just do the opposite of what this stalker-frau says.

1. Look up when he is having a show. You can go to his website or follow him on Twitter @TaylorRHicks and on Facebook.

Okay, so there’s nothing wrong with looking up where anyone will be playing..can’t object to that.

2. Send him a message, so he will be familiar with you(optional)

Yeah, you do that so he can print off your photo and name to give to his security team with strict instructions to keep you far far away from him.

3. On the day of the concert, if it is General Admission get there around lunch time(Unless the concert is a hometown concert, then you need to get there around 6am) The Soul Patrol does camp out in any kind of weather!

Camping out for anyone is a sign that you’ve already slipped over the edge into over involvement in your mind only and tard dom. Put down the sleeping bag and go wait till a reasonable hour like a sane normal person, not some crazy cat lady waiting for a new batch of kittens at the pound.

4. Talk to the fans that come up. And get familiarized with Taylor and his band members. Most of the time, Taylor sends them out to distract fans so he can run inside and do soundcheck.

If Taylor, or anyone, is getting people to distract that masses so he can run inside for the soundcheck then you’ve already entered the zip code of Crazyville. Don’t add to the population, allow the poor beleaguered and hounded headliner to pass unmolested.

5. If it is a casino show and you are inside the casino, realize, Taylor Hicks may have passed by you one hundred times and you did not even know it. Soul Patrol knows the disguise and where to look for Taylor and his friends. And try to book a room at the hotel, if you want to stalk Taylor.

The writer realizes what she’s trying to do is not normal and for once calls it what it is, stalking. If Hicks or any other Idols are walking about in disguises it’s surely because the fans are acting like K Mart shoppers during a Blue Light Special. Just don’t.

6. Try not to stalk him. You will end up on his hate list.

But,,, but…you are advocating stalking in everything else on the list.

7. Find fans that do not seem, obsessed. They are most likely cool with the band!

Sooo you’ll stand out as the crazy one in the ‘normal’ bunch?

8. Try to get in the front row. Dance, sing, holler, correct him on the lyrics, and he will notice you. Or make a giant rainbow poster confessing your love for him. Seriously, dont do that!

Advocating typical front row frau antics that have been going on in every frau pace. How is correcting the singer singing his own lyrics going to garner you positive attention? He’s just going to think you’re an assclown and he’d be right.

9. Dont leave right after the concert is over, unless the house lights come on. Taylor always comes back on and do two or three more songs, depending on how he feels.

I believe this is known as an ‘encore’ and most performers do it, unless there’s a hot blonde and a pile of Peruvian Marching Dust a foot high awaiting them in the dressing room.

10. Depending on how big the crowd is, that is your chance to really get to know Taylor. Talk with him about sports, but dont drag on and on forever. Buy a CD or print off a picture of him to sign.

When last we left off our Taylor Tard she was talking of encores. How did we get from encores to chatting about sports? How ’bout them Packers?

11. If the show is at a casino, or has a place with a bar, or if a bar is nearby, that is where Taylor is! But if you do run into him again, don’t be all up in his business.

Yeah, just try to buy him a million drinks so he’ll pass out and not notice you’re trying to gargle with his balls. Smooth move.

More sage ‘advice’

No Stalking
Don’t badmouth Taylor around fans
Don’t act all creepish around people.
Do NOT get wasted drunk.
Do not put your hands all over Taylor
Get there EARLY!

I heard that this particular author did get wasted at a Taylor concert so I guess she knows.

If not careful, you could possibly be banned from all Taylor shows. A Taylor Hicks show is pretty simple to attend. And it is really fun!

Sweetheart, I’m sure he added you to the list the second you started spamming him on Twitter that you were coming to see him real soon.

Then she lists supplies you should bring for your attempt to ‘stalk’ ooops, ‘meet’ him.

Camera(a good one. His fans love to show off all the picture they have taken.)
Picture(for an autograph)
Breath mints( if you are going to make your move)
Water
Pen
Cellphone
Energy

Strangely enough the things you know she’s dying to bring, like lube and a ball gag, are strangely absent from the list.

Earlier this week we saw other do not repeat behavior from Cook fan. Look at this Twitter timeline. The author deleted the tweets but while they were up she was melting down over David Cook or even Andrew Cook not twittering her back. Ha. Read from the bottom up on the tweets…

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
i can’t believe i did it for someone like u.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
can ignore me. i’ll do too.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
i wanted one thing u don’t know to do. simple. talk.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
i don’t want a gdbye. i wanted was a hello.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
someone that just do.. sing songs gdbye!!!!!!!!!!!

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
i’m frustrated? nope.. in panic with me. hw i can be so stupid?

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
to me lixando!

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
u just think in fortune… put it in ur ass..

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
but i’m wasting my time..

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
don’t matter to me what u are? famous or not.. to me lixandu!

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
answer with ur face without send others to do it for u.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
know for more crazy…” the less” u’d should to do is answer.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
i’ll let to u think in ur atitude to someone here that wrote to u.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
u know what i really miss. be so stupid in think that u could answer me as a man. and not as a child.ur atitude is so..

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
and nope mr.andrew wont have fight anymore. i know what is a NOT.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
and more this guy deserve receive all love .. all girls.. be happy with ur girls.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
i deserved. write words to a piece of the stone.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
thank u for all ur hard time to read here and answer me with kind “jokes”

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
and more… today u show me what i shouldn’t do anymore.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
hw stupid i’m. think that u’ll could like someone like me. but i have a heart to say what i feel..and i know say sorry. and receive one NOT.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@MrAndrewCook what do u think…. was funny watched a stupid here.. good. ur words will help me

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@MrAndrewCook or so say stupid shut up! i don’t want any with u.. u don’t see… i’m much for u!

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@thedavidcook u could just have said.. stupid woman stop to write.. cause i don’t like u.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@thedavidcook hw can u ignore a person like u do?

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@thedavidcook and wrost do jokes…. Have u one heart? u read it?

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@MrAndrewCook i just wanted understand hw can?

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@MrAndrewCook hw can a man ignore and be so cold.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@MrAndrewCook no.. i don’t understand hw can a man read it and be so cold. and haven’t one word to say.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@MrAndrewCook just tell me hw can someone to be so cold. so ice.. one piece of a stone.. that haven’t a HEART!

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
sorry… for write fools … again hurt myself here. i’m stupid.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
well. i think i haven’t any to do here … i already read what i needed … and i know what is one NOT.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
eh. cool show. was funny….that good someone liked here.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
let me lov u.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
youtube.com/watch?v=bjBqp2…

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
don’t matter. i still can dream with a true love.

MarcyaLin Marcya Lin
@thedavidcook can survive a love in distance? question for u?

Don’t do this. Please don’t do this to anyone.

Compare for yourself and please vote below. I’m curious as to how many believe he’s been playing “Oops I Ruined My Face.”

Looks to me like he’s gained weight and has a different hair style. His nose could really use some definition of the bridge and narrowing of the bridge because it looks like he got hit with a football right on the bridge. Oh Marcia, Marcia, Marcia.. oh my nose!

Some wag that sounds almost like Kerry Kolsch suggested that the two people voting that they disliked both singles must be people that voted for Kris Allen and David Archuletta. Hey, at least Archuletta got a big honking Christmas special this year on PBS. Did Adam or David get a Christmas eggstravaganza anywhere on teevee? Oh hells naw.

Plus, Allen and Archuelette fans seem a tad more, I don’t know, sane and rational than Cooktards or GlitteryBovines.

The other amusing fan delusional behavior this week has been the angry angry Clay Aiken Grannies, the Claymates, trying to pretend that Claylene hasn’t had something new done to his face. Photos were released this week of Clay posing for his upcoming turn on “Celebrity Apprentice”

Judge for yourself….

Depends are twisting all over Granny Fannys as the Clay Fantards rush to say that he’s not had anything done at all beyond a TMJ jaw fix. Bullshit. He’s as stitched, pulled, stuffed as a cheap carnival stuffed animal prize. There’s more filler in that face than a bargain hotdog made of hooves and assholes.

One plastic surgery website had an interesting theory back in 2009 as to way Clay is dabbling in such heavy plastic surgery.

What genius in Clay Aiken’s entourage decided that plumper lips would make him look more masculine? Whomever they are, they should be fired. Clay looked more manly when he started out than he does now. The shag haircut, the glass, heavy layer of foundation, and plumped up lips make him look like someone testing the waters before they decide to get a sex change.

Damn, he’d make one very ugly woman. I hope this is not why he’s been indulging in facial enhancement.

Has that stopped them from tweeting him good morning, good night and happy pooping? Nope.

But someone in management must have put the screws to his nuts and done a hard turn because at the height of the whining and obsessing by the over involved he finally tweeted and it sounds like him. Poor guy. Too bad he cannot tweet without being spammed relentlessly.

I received some interesting info on the origins of the whole stupid ‘Weeds’ and ‘Roses’ split. It had something to do with Ladynsearch and her scrapbooks. She put one together labeled -“The D.C.O Cookie Cutter Scrapbook – This Is The David Cook Official Online Scrapbook Dedicated To All Things David Roland Cook” I have screencaps of this monstrosity and I would post them here but I don’t want to provoke a heart attack or apoplexy in Scrapbook Granny.

The Scrapbook started it all. Apparently the maker used a lot of fan photos of David Cook in this scrapbook, fan taken photos of Cook that she didn’t get permission to use. She violated various peoples copyrights to put together this online scrapbook. Some who ended up having their photos lifted, photoshopped, cropped and used without their express permission got so angry that this whole Weeds and Roses split began in fandom.

The comical goodness of this scrapbook is reams of very questionable poetry written to Cook from Ladynsearch. She’s competing with the Vogons for worst poetry ever.

Her poetry reminds me of this clip at about 3:31 in…

Actually I think I would rather hear the Vogon poetry and Gruntos poetry than anything in that scrapbook.

But if you’re a horrible glutton for torture almost as bad as water boarding here’s her site complete with bad bad poetry – Ladynsearch

Ladynsearch Twitpic Account twitpic.com/photos/ladynsearch with lots of uh…’borrowed’ photos someone else, many someone elses own copyright
Ladynsearch MySpace www.myspace.com/ladynsearch
Ladynsearch Twitter Account twitter.com/ladynsearch with an obscene number of tweets
Ladynsearch YouTube Account www.youtube.com/user/ladynsearch
Ladynsearch Flicker Account www.flickr.com/photos/32083790@N02/ filled with purloined photos

In this time between Christmas and New Years Eve it’s not unusual to feel nostalgic and to revisit the past. In that spirit may I present The Sims version of David Cook made by some Tard a couple of years or so ago.

What is amusing, disgusting and guffaw-worthy of these Sims stills is the fact that she apparently made Neal Tiemann and David Cook fall deeply in love/lust with each other. The last time I heard both of these guys are strictly hetero. I love the black undies in the bed and all the girly cuddling by two men too…

I just don’t get it. Did you know one of the most frequent search engine terms people find this place with is “Neal Tiemann David Cook porn”? Ugh! Nightmares!

Laughing so hard. I kind of hope a tard does sue me just so all of this nonsense can be exposed. Salivating imagining the legal fees said tards would have to cough up to go after someone that reposted their posting on a message board. I’ve seen what I posted reposted at other sites so it isn’t going anywhere.

Thanks for the holiday laughs! May Santa bring them customized straight jackets and cells at the loony bin with “This Loud Morning” piped in 24 hours a day! May Cook avoid those noids this holiday season as he’s out and about in his hometown. I can ask for nothing else because this is an awesome Christmas present.

Happy holidays everyone!

Joined: Sep 2008
Connecticut
United States
Monday, December 5, 2011 – 04:12
iloveDCYES:

Just woke up…with tears! The show Sat. was SO great, meeting whole band was a dream, and I miss them all so darnn much…especially David…it hurts! The way he affects his fans is the stuff to write a book about…missing him like this after a show is par for the course, and I only hope and pray that he will go overseas and give his fans all over the world what he has given us here in the USA! DAVID is so special, and so awesome,and there just are not words good enough to desribe him fully…tears are splashing on my keyboard….

I LOVE DAVID COOK, Andrew, and the band!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is the best singer on the planet!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMO

Attention lady – I think big pharma makes a pill for that, possibly one with a sad blue bean hopping around or a black hole following a cartoon lady. Seriously.

Here’s her photo at the M&G. Makes me want to shout “Run Baldy RuN” or “It rubs the lotion into its skin or it gets the hose”

I see she’s changed her hair, grown it out, since the last tour. Notice how it seems her upper body is leaning towards Cook yet he looks like his body is recoiling from her while he wears his pasted on same in every photo smile. At least she’s not trying to lick the back of his knee I guess.

Beached.. er Becky/Bleed_into_you, she of the shit talking about Cook is neglecting his dog while on tour and says a whole bunch of negative almost hateful stuff about Cook and especially about Andrew his brother, also did take in a show and do a M&G.

Disgusting. The shit talker is snuggling up to him like they’re BFF instead of the trash she talks behind his back.

This weekend should be fun. Or at least the New York City show will be a hoot for us. Zander Bleck (same first name as L. Anne Carrington’s fake fiance) former model will also be on the bill. He looks a lot like human walking STD Constantine Maroulis from American Idol but not as greasy.

That Irving Plaza show is going to be a hoot because most of the VIP section and non-tards at the show are rumored to be Glamazon model-types. It’s one of their apparent hang outs. Battle of the 6 foot 100 pound women against the middle aged delusional plumpers. A night to remember! ha! If the tards complain it’s likely they’ll be booted instead of the C-list celeb models bringing in the drunk guys with Am Ex Gold cards to fund their drinking the expensive booze.

Also the pre-show camping out by tards is going to be funny too. They’re likely to be pestered all the live long day by the local dope heads because the Irving Plaza venue is very very near the 14th Street Methadone clinic. It has all the earmarks of a greased goat rodeo even if model-boinker Constantine doesn’t show up. I wish I was going to be a fly on the wall of this confloption! Good times!

Her review from DCO

I had the perfect night at the David Cook House of Blues Chicago Show.
Just amazing! Just perfect! I could not have asked for a better David Cook show experience.

First there was a great vibe while waiting for the VIP experience. It was fun talking with other fans. And Andrew really did a great job!

The soundcheck was so much fun. Got to hear “Take Me As I Am” finally and he did “b****”. lol.

Then I got to meet the man and the band. At the point where I was in line they were speeding it up. But, I was determined to get my hug this time. Lol. I had rehearsed my intro to him at home. And while in line was formulating how it would go when I got to him.

While I was in line talked with Andrew and introduced myself as Vicki ladynsearch and he was funny and gave a kinda whoop or woo hoo. Lol I asked if this was his job now. He said yes and I asked what happened with the internship, he said he quit because they didn’t want to pay him enough or something like that. I also met David’s dad briefly and said “Nice to meet you.”

When I got there, I first put down the presents (early birthday for him) and identified each bag briefly. Then I said I am Vicki ladynsearch. He seemed to recognize with kinda like a raised eyebrow and like oh okay type look. Very pleasant. I then said “Can I have a hug?” And so got one. YES! It was a nice strong one too! Then he put his arm around me for the pic. Somewhere in there I asked for everyone to autograph my “This Quiet Night” CD booklet and they did. And I shook hands with the whole band after the pic and even David.

Then the show!!! As soon as David and the band came on, wow you could feel the power, the intensity. Throughout the show, you knew it was a ROCK SHOW and David was a true ROCKSTAR as were each of the band members. Besides loving watching and listening to David perform, I also really enjoyed watching Devin. And he licked his guitar once. He was amazing. And Kyle did just an amazing extremely long drum solo at the end of the Zeppelin Rock and Roll cover. The crowd begging for more so he gave more. The crowd was like that throughout the show, really “whooing” throughout showing David the love and the band as well.

The show was just a blast! They truly rocked Chicago’s House of Blues! It was extremely clear you were at a ROCK SHOW!

I was so glad David performed Right Here With You (asked for it at soundcheck but they did not do it then). I love that song, one of my favorites on This Loud Morning. And I really hoped for Life On The Moon (shouted out to play it during show, not sure they even heard me) and then later they performed it. I cried throughout that performance. It is my favorite live.

The only drawback to the show was my feet were killing me so finally took my shoes off and stood on my coat for cushioning. Lol

There were a few mishaps like some were throwing things on the stage. And one item hit Kyle’s drum set. David remarked something like: so now you are throwing makeup. What do think this is a “rave”? Lol David finally told them to knock off throwing stuff on stage, forcefully and with tact and so they stopped.

The other thing that happened is a guy had to be removed from the front of the stage interrupting the end of Life On The Moon so I never got to hear that nice high note he does at the end.

Also Carolina Liar did not perform because Chad’s wife’s water broke.
But then later during the show everyone but Chad came on stage with champagne and David took a swig. He then had champagne burps later stressing them. lol

I was so happy, I should say thrilled, to have been to this show. They did 22 songs! Wow! And the crowd went wild for them. Chicago really showed David and the band the love. I screamed and whooed throughout. Lol I and some others started chanting David when they left the stage and they came back and did 4 more songs for the encore!

To sum it up it was the best night ever. And IMO the best show on this tour! But then I was there. 

p.s. Thank you David and guys! I will cherish this forever!

Vicki aka ladynsearch

Andrew recognized her and it sounds like Cook did too.. Ha! I wonder how many scrapbooks were in all her bags and what garbage bin they’re resting in now? Delusional.

talking the talk,but David doesnt walk the walk!
Joined: Nov 2011
United States
Tuesday, November 29, 2011 – 17:18
Sandyisnothappy:
talking the talk,but David doesnt walk the walk!

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I am so upset with Mr. Cook….Has he forgotten where he came from? Has he forgotten that alot of his fans are the ones that voted for him when he was on American Idol? You see I am a nurse, and I work for a young lady that has Cerbral Palsey. She has been following David since she first saw him on American Idol. She is one of many that constantly voted for him…What DAVID COOK doesn’t understand, is that his music has helped her deal with the loss of her Mother from Cancer and her Father 6mths later from Diabetes……DAVID…..,was appeareing at the Giloiz Theater, in Springfield, mo yesterday, and we were unable to get tickets because they sold out very quickly. She went to St. Louis last month to see him in concert, but was unable to meet him. So as not only her nurse, but her friend too….i thought maybe if we wailted outside by his motor coach he would take a few min. to shake her hand, take a quick picture with her and say hello to her…….We understand that he is a busy man…..but to DISS someone that is handicapped and in a wheelchair is just way WRONG in my book. we waited in the cold for 3hrs. 2ft from the door of his bus. I hollared his name as they unload belongings from the hotel onto the bus and was ignored….the same happened when he went in to do his sound check…and when he came back out, he was holding his nephew, to shield his face from us….I once again yelled his name. he went up 2 steps turned around towards us and all he could say was “Hi Guys”? First we are not guys, second he couldn’t even take off his sunglasses….this was at 5:25p.m. I could totally understand if there was a big crowd of peaple……BUT there wasn’t…..Just her and I…..Come on really, We waited a total of 6hrs. altogether yesterday…..For this? She was so distraught and disappointed, and cried all the way home……Somebody needs to remember how he got to where he is at, because at this rate he won’t keep his fans. I know one thing, I am going to give him maybe 2days to appologize, or I will got to the media, on top of everything else, she is also involved with the Salvation Army, and is a bell ringer……SHAME ON YOU DAVID COOK …..YOU REALLY COULDN’T TAKE 5 MIN. TO TALK TO LOLA? Somebody should inform Mr. Cook , that he needs to get ahold of me to make this right for what he did to her. DAVID COOK ….PUT YOURSELF IN HER CHAIR….HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEBODY THAT YOU THOUGHT WAS SO WONDERFUL AND HAD TO BE A VERY KIND PERSON……..DID THIS TO YOU?

On a happier note, I would like to say….loud and clear…..THANK YOU, THANK YOU…KYLE….this his drummer and not only did he take the time once to talk to us, but when he came back from sound check he spoke again…..What a true Gentleman you Are!!!!
Nov 26 2011 WHISKEY ROADHOUSE (Council Bluffs, IA) — tweets, live blogging, setlist, videos, photos, recaps/reviews, etc. ›

She can’t even spell the illness her supposed charge has. Doesn’t hold much hope that she’ll be much of a care taker. Making a palsy sufferer sit out in the cold all that time? Job fail.

But I don’t buy a word of this. The truth is she probably stood out by the bus like a demented stalker for hours on end and Cook decided not to reward bad behavior so hence the story of the long suffering fan she takes care of comes out. Hint: When you vote for someone on AI that does not make them ‘owe’ you anything. They entertained you, you voted – it’s known as a symbiotic relationship, not an open door to own them like they work for you and you are the company store.

She’s being attacked over at DCO for expressing a negative Dave opinion by the usual gang of idiots. I suspect the board mod will wipe out the thread soon since it is getting all those granny panties twisted up in nasty knots.

Repeat after me, David Cook owes you nothing. Nothing but pleasure or pain from his music when you’re listening to it. Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat. Ugh.