Meats and Greeds
or as they are better known as ‘Meets & Greets”
What moron decided you needed to do Meets & Greets on your tour? Whoever that fuck head is, probably your manager, you need to fire his ass immediately and stop the M&G. Stop it all together cold turkey.
It’s just always going to be the same old hags stalking you with dolls and scrapbooks. It’s the ones that make you insane in not a good way, the pizza lover screamers, the putting a tracker on your bussers, the tragically insane and possibly dangerous, the entitlement whores to whom you’re not a real person but a piece of meat, a commodity that they feel they own because they voted for you to win some stupid television show. As time goes on they become ever more jealous of anyone that takes up even a smidgen of what they perceive should be their time with you. Meats & Greeds.
Dropping the M & G’s is going to make your life a great deal more pleasant, trust me on this one. No more Svagina and Marty and crew. No more screeching lunatics clutching at you or trying to cop a feel off your ass.
Did the Rolling Stones ever do M & G’s? No. How about Metallica? Cake? Snoop Dog? Dr Teeth & The Electric Mayhem? Nope, nope, nope and nope. No M & G’s. Nor should you. M & G’s are pretty anti all that Rock and Roll stands for. Ban the Meets & Greets.
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