Here Comes The Bride Big, Fat & Wide

David, David, David, so you twattered that you’re going to be the best man at your best friend’s wedding this weekend?  Not a smart move, cookie. Now I wonder how many of the Svaginas and pals will crash the wedding for a shot at you. Hope there’s security at the wedding.

If I was the bride and a bunch of screaming fatties showed up to paw the best man I’d be nuclear warhead level pissed off.

Hope your guitarist doesn’t drink all the wedding booze.

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