We Have A Winner!
“Cheese or snow?” -Rusty Griswold in the movie European Vacation’
That was the question last night, do we watch cheese or snow? Sven and I lolled around on our sofa and debated this while the snow was falling heavily outside. Snow sometimes messes with our ability to receive television stations. So instead of The History Channel or Keith Olbermann we ended up with the cheese, ‘American Idol’. It was literally cheese or snow.
I’m glad we watched the cheese fest that was the Denver auditions even if I started wanting to slap the fuck out of Kara very quickly. It revealed something I’ve been anticipating for months now; This Years Frau Bait!
David, you should be rejoicing right now because Casey James has been deemed the winner of all things frau! Any moment now your nuttier fans and more persist fans will be dumping you like a fully filled Depends adult diaper for this guy.
Poor Casey James does not know what type of Pandora’s Box he opened by the mere act of audition for Idol. He’s got a good sob story that the fraus like, motorcycle injuries. He looks sort of like a male model. When he appeared I sat up and muttered, ‘What’s wrong with this one? He’s too good looking for Idol.”
Somewhere in the distance I could hear the panties and jaws dropping of a million fantards.
He’s got that Southern accent thing going on. He’s got the Fabio long blond hair thing happening and he plays the guitar.
On the minus side he seems to have the personality and charisma of a turnip. But that could just be nerves.
So how do I know that this dude is getting ready to snipe all your insaner frau away with his bare chest and girly golden locks? Because Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets had sockpuppet Awesome-Dave at David Cook Uncensored asking away what everyone thought about lamb to the slaughter of stupidity Casey James. That’s a good declaration of interest.
Good for you because the untrue stories in the tabloids about your love life will stop.
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