Twenty Four Hours To Tulsa Dumbass

Baldy, Baldy, Baldy,

When reports like those I’m hearing start rolling in I begin to think you’re kind of an idiot.

So Andy and pals are playing a gig in Tulsa. That’s awesome. Andy has a great voice and surely some of your tin-plated fame will rub off on him and he’ll have a shot at a real career that doesn’t involve hordes of cooing old fat ladies.

And the venue released the info that you will be a special guest at this gig for a millisecond before pulling it from their website. Stupid on their part and not particularly smart on your part. You should let Andy have his spotlight instead of horning in on it.

The fraus have been massing to attend this event because of the possibility you might turn up to support your friends. Celine is twatting she’ll be there with her imaginary gang to kick Kim,Kim,Kim, Krunk Jess and Svagina’s collective enormous asses. (I want to see photos of that even though I think it’s lame bullshit, idle threats, selling wolf tickets)  Celine, don’t forget your kneepads and to scout out which bushes to hang out in to improve your chances of handing out blowjobs to the band.

One of the fraus was on your flight to Tulsa. She twatted, tweeted and pissed her pants in excitement.

So it’s shaping up like your typical frau-laden clusterfuck. Enjoy.

And what the fuck up is up with that passive aggressive photo you have on your twitter now? An arrow pointing at your junk yet holding up a hand saying stop. Very passive aggressive, another visual hagiography for your worshipers to dissect endlessly.

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2 Comments on “Twenty Four Hours To Tulsa Dumbass”

  1. mustang Says:

    The sick thing is that the airplane frau looks old enough to be his grandmother. She claims online that she and her husband are “in it for the music only”, but if that’s the case, why is she one of the prime LA-based stalkers? Her other LA-based stalker friend assures everyone that David “knows her by name and face”. Yes he does, but it’s not in the way they think.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      How right you are mustang! The plane tard is a freak and is older than his mother. She and her LA friends can say what they want but they are in it for more than the music.

      Celine has been eerily quiet yesterday and today. I hope for the venue’s sake she doesn’t show. Although a good tard fight would be fun to see!

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