Archive for May 2010

Overstuffed Pants

May 25, 2010

Baldy, Baldy, Baldy will be sharing this blog with other Idols from now on. I’m going to tweak the title once inspiration hits me but for now I have a few things to talk about.

Latest funny gossip about Casey James I am so sure has Holly Sockpuppets drooling?  That he was nearly pantless for the Ellen show. Turns out it was some very phony gossip, which makes me wonder if Mary Ann Ellis/Holly isn’t still supplementing her income by making up stuff and selling it to the tabloids again.

I am thankful that Idol shoe-in Lee Dewyse (white penis possessor kinda generic) wears baggy pants. I hope it derails all the tard speculation on penis size, pointing pants and other disgusting inappropriate imaginings.  What will we call the Dewysers?

Do Idols diet as voraciously as regular folks do? Adam Lambert still seems like he’s growing multiple chins in his Boston concert the other night. He’s like 20 pounds of sausage stuffed in a 5 pound black pleather bag.

Baldy tweeting that he’s avoiding going to the droolicious looking The Griddle Cafe. Makes me wonder if he’s looking out for the waistline. Watching his figure and working out for another round of touring and crazy-avoiding or just saving the empty calories for boozing?

Baldy has also been tweeting twittering twatting about the new video by Idol contender shoulda won Normund Gentle. Bitchslap. You have to see it.

And a bitchslap upside of the head is what Kerry Kolsch needs oh so desperately, Head tard of all the screwed in the head Adam Lambert tards, needs. She’s taken her crappy book and published it via Amazons vanity press. No longer can you download a copy for eleven bucks from her website, you have to pay twenty bucks for a poorly written fantasy involving Nazi like corporations, the state of Arkansas, AT&T, Chick Fil A and a cast of millions.  The posted reviews are a hoot! I hope she did some editing between the first edition and this one. Mick Jigger anyone?

She renamed her book “American Idol Vote Scam: How an Inherently Unfair Voting System Allowed Corporate Sponsors and State Pride to Steal Adam Lambert’s Win and what American Idol can do to save the show Volume 1” Very strange capitalization there, Kerry. Scariest of all is the ‘Volume 1’ which tells me she’s already working on another 500 pages of tin foil hat ravings of conspiracies.  Waiting with baited breath.

What happened with the weird Tom Cruise drawing on the original book? Did she run afoul of copyright law? How is it that AT&T and 19E haven’t sued her for various things?

What should she have named the book?  After perusing the list at TI I would have gone with “Chicken Glitter: The Sky is Falling!”

ETA: someone posted this in the comments at TI: http://www.floridasupremecourt.org/clerk/briefs/2009/401-600/09-564_ROR_ada.pdf Very interesting reading with some mentions of author Kerry Kolsch. Sounds like the horse apple doesn’t fall far from the horse’s ass.

The Morning After – Twitter Advice For Lee Dewyze

May 20, 2010

So this season has played out exactly like I thought it might. Casey James booted so there can be a showdown between the very talented Crystal Bowersox and the seldom on-key Lee Dewyze.  It’s preordained, it’s as the judges and 19E manipulated things to get the frau-loving going. 19E will always try to manipulate the one that they think will be the better cash cow, not the most talented, into being the Idol winner. And if they fail at that task, like they did last year with Adam Lambert, they conveniently ignore the winner to pimp the cash cow instead. Put that in your tinfoil hat and smoke it, Kerry Kolsch!

Here we are, the morning after, just like this cheesy song from the original Poseidon Adventure.

Casey James – you were lucky to be booted off. No way in hell would 19E ever pour money into your career because you don’t fit the Pop mold. Regardless of your Idol experience you’re going to have a career in the biz singing the blues you’re so good at. You might have a few frauen along the way.

Crystal Bowersox – if you win, like you deserve to win, I’m afraid you’ll have a ‘Kris Allen’ experience, shunted to the side for the frau magnet. Which would be okay because you’re very talented and you’re going to do great out in world. Having 19E controlling your every breath would suck so consider yourself lucky that they want to pimp Lee.

Lee Dewyse – 19E has made it glaringly obvious to everyone that they are salivating to crown you King Idol this year due more to your high numbers on the frau attractiveness scale.  Your singing is mediocre at best but as long as the fraus are squealing and drooling you’re the shoe in.  Hope you realize that you’re selling your soul to the devil. Adam Lambert still doesn’t ‘get it’ that he is a monkey in a cage dancing for the delight of the fraus and 19E. You’re going to be the next monkey in the cage when you win next week.

That advice I posted for Casey about dealing with the frau? Take that and triple it. You’re about be experience a whole lotta scary coming from a never ending parade of stupid & ugly.

As someone pointed out yesterday in the comments I neglected to mention Twitter. After you win 19E will release your Twitter account back to you and a whole new level of crazy begins. David Cook innocuously posted yesterday about a self-serve dog wash and some idiot Cooktards took it as offensive, like they do anything he posts. You’ll get to experience that along with other bizarreness in the Twitterverse that is Frauland.

Here’s the Twitter-types you’ll get.

1. Constant sexual innuendos. – You mention you like to eat blueberry pie and get flooded with oodles of tweets referring to cunnilingus.

2. ‘You hurt my feelings’ – Those folks that would find anything you say offensive or hurtful, even something as simples as “I like sunny days” will offend someone.

3. Bat Shit Crazy – These would be the ones like Celine who kept tweeting Cook’s guitarist Neal Tiemann that they were soulmates followed by much scarier stuff after she gave him a blowjob in the bushes by the bus. And you’ll get crazier ones from the frau that didn’t get near enough to you to hand out bushes blowjobs.

4. Ass Kissing – You state that you like jalapeno flavored Doritos and you’ll be overwhelmed by a flood of ‘Me too! You have GREAT tastes!’

5. Verbiage Vomit – Someone that constantly tweets and twitters you many many many times a day.

I’m sure there are other types I missed but I’m having a brain fart this morning. Please post the ones I missed in the comments.

ETA: Whoever the freak is searching for Adam Lambert Casey James slash fan fiction please knock it off. None will ever be posted here. I’d rather stick my hands in fatboy Mike’s mouth as a snack and wear a croaker sack for a dress than think about such things.

What Awaits Casey James

May 18, 2010

Dear Casey “Goatboy” James,

I’m sure David Cook could tell you what awaits you as the end of American Idol approaches and you prepare to go out on the road with the summer Idol tour since you’re in the top ten.

From the first time you appeared on Idol I had a sneaking suspicion you would be the Frau flavor of the year.

So what’s a ‘Frau”?  – Most fraus are people that believe anything television tells them. They are the targeted viewing audience of American Idol. They are champions of everything that is banal and anti meritorious.  Fraus fixate on someone from the show to the point of all ridiculousness, behaving like they’ve lost their minds. I’m not talking about normal fans, who buy the CDs or downloads and may or may not go to the concert. I am talking about the ones that will neglect their kids and husband, plunge the family into debt to stalk you and spend upwards of four or more hours a day Googling their prey and/or discussing them with other like minded frau. Fraus trample the rules of polite society and sanity.

So what awaits you? Tons of middle aged, overweight, uglier than homemade sin,  delusional,  lust-addled, women without any boundaries.  They’ll try to fondle your ass and package if they get close enough. They’ll threaten anyone that doesn’t think you are King of the Idols. They’ll do things like put tracking devices under your tour bus, threaten/stalk any of your friends online and in real life. They’ll speculate over penis size, write oodles of Mary Sue fan fiction and fantasize about boffing you.  They will think nothing of intruding on your most private moments, family time or personal tragedies with aplomb.

Mary Ann Ellis/Holly Sockpuppets has given you her Frau stamp of approval so expect her to set up a board for you. Doesn’t sound so bad huh?  She’ll generate vile rumors and you’ll find suddenly that fictitious stories about your love life will start popping up in the tabloids like poisoned toadstools after a hard rain.

If you expect to have a viable and lasting career with real fans who like your music but don’t care about your penis there are steps you must take. If you don’t the insane frau will run off any real fans.

1 – Get security. Real hardcore security and arm them with photos, names and dossiers of the fraus.

2 – Never do or say anything to encourage or embolden them. No tweeting your plans, no Meets & Greets with them, no, nien, zip, nyet, de nada, nothing. Irregardless of what 19E and your management say do not pander to them.

3 – Do not go out to the bus lines to chat these women up during the summer Idol tour.

Baldy Jr?

May 12, 2010

Baldy, Baldy, Baldy,

Is there going to be a little American Idol soon? Besides Lee Dewyse I mean

David Cook Uncensored is buzzing that you put your penny in Kim Johnson’s slot and now she’s your Baby Mama.

It makes for some interesting speculation even if it was never really proven if you even dated Johnson or if your Johnson even knew her.

Mary Ann Ellis/Holly Sockpuppets is at it again, going overboard from the tiny news that Ms. Johnson is off on maternity leave right now.  She and pals have taken that news and made the monumental leap that this certainly means you have to be the Baby Daddy without any real evidence. Typical Mary Ann. How long before she sells the story to the tabloids to finance her supposedly lavish lifestyle? I’d say she’s already called them foaming at the mouth.

Sounds like something straight out of the Jerry Springer or Maury shows. “Are You My Baby’s Daddy?” Who knows. Guess Mary Ann will have to wait and see if the baby has a big old odd shaped head and a receding hairline.

Post Runners High

May 4, 2010

Dear David,

I hear most of the crazy crew showed up right down to the Pizza Screamer tard Daina who recently argued with your brother on Twitter. Sounds like she was definitely kissing his ass when she handed over that scam scheme book she complied.  How fickle, how two faced. If I understand correctly she compiled all of the other tards photos of you in a book and then started charging those same tards 90 bucks a copy.

Seems the fatsos all walked and you had a body guard.  Sounds like next time all you need is sun screen.

Your ‘Teammates’

May 1, 2010

So Baldy,

It’s cool that you obvious have some friends and family members taking up the gauntlet to run to raise money to fight the disease that killed your big brother. What’s not so cool is what I realized when I started eyeballing the participant list.  The freaking fraus, some of the crazy scary ones have signed up to run with you tomorrow. Stacey ‘Ass so wide it needs it’s own zipcode’ Hankins is on that list. I almost wish I wasn’t going to Gold Cup just so I could sit near the finish line with an iced latte and watch her sweat, struggle, gasp and groan trying to get to the end. Better make sure there’s an ambo and ENT somewhere near the finish line because I suspect she might need it.

I know I’m missing some obvious frau names in this list but I’m foggy brained this morning and about to leave to see the horsees and the rich folk. Who are the bigger frautards on this list? I can almost pick out the tards based on listed age alone.

3162 ACAMPORA, GINA                                  F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3163 ADLER, KRISTEN                                  F    29 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3164 ALAGNA, JOSEPH                                  M    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  417 ANDERSON, NICOLA                                F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3165 ANDERSON, KRISTIN                               F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3166 ANDERSON, LEONARD                               M    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3167 ANDERSON, MAURINE                               F    18 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3168 APPLE, ELIZABETH                                F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3169 ARMSTRONG, CATHRYN                              F    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3170 ARRASMITH, MICHELLE                             F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3171 AULET, JEANETTE                                 F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  418 BARBERE, KAREN                                  F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3172 BARDALES, KATIE                                 F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3173 BARRICK, WENDY                                  F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3174 BARROWS, LAUREN                                 F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3175 BATES, LINDSAY                                  F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3176 BENNETT, ALISON                                 F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3177 BERARDI, EMILY                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7599 BEST, MARIE                                     F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3178 BIBEE, SHARON                                   F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3179 BLACK-SHOCKEY, BONNIE                           F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3180 BLAKER, JOANIE                                  F    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3181 BLANKENSHIP, JENNIFER                           F    29 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3182 BLANKENSHIP, MENDY                              F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3183 BLUM, MICHELLE                                  F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7600 BLUM, RANDALL                                   M    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7601 BRINEY, SARAH                                   F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3184 BROWN, LESLIE                                   F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3185 BROWN, LISA                                     F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3186 BROWNE, BRIDGET                                 F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  419 BUCHANAN, JENNIFER                              F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7602 BUTCHER, LAUREN                                 F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  420 BUTLER, JUNE                                    F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3187 CALCULLI, GRACE                                 F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  421 CAMPBELL, BETH                                  F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3188 CANNON, JERI                                    F    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3189 CARROLL, DYANN                                  F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7603 CARROLL, PATRICIA                               F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3190 CASTRO, ANN                                     F    66 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  422 CHANEY, MONICA                                  F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3191 CHESTER, TINA                                   F    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3192 CHOO, DANIELLE                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  423 COLWILL, JOHN                                   M    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3193 COLWILL, JOELLE                                 F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  424 COOK, DAVID                                     M       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3194 COOK, STAN                                      M    58 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  425 COOTS, ANGELA                                   F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  426 COTOGNO, MICHAEL                                M    29 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  427 COTOGNO, PEGGY                                  F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7604 COTY, DANIEL                                    M    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7605 COTY, ERIN                                      F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3195 COX, STEPHANIE                                  F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1898 CROCKETT, SUSAN                                 F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3196 CROWELL, JULIE                                  F    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  428 CURTIS, VALERIE                                 F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3197 DARGAVEL, JOSEPHINE                                     DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3198 DESIO, LISA                                     F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7606 DESIO, DANA                                     F    13 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  429 DILG BULLEN, MAUREEN                            F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1899 DRAGONE, WENDY                                  F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3199 DREW, SAMANTHA                                       15 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3200 DREW, TERRY                                     F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3201 DRUCKMAN, ANDREA                                F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3202 DRUCKMAN, HILARY                                     14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1900 DUBE, RACHEL                                    F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  430 DUKE, AMANDA                                    F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3203 DUKES, JESSICA                                  F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  431 DUNCAN, KELLY                                   F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3204 DURDEN, BRENDA                                  F    58 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3205 DURISHIN, KAREN                                 F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3206 EDWARDS, LAURA                                  F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3207 EDWARDS, LOGAN                                       11 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3208 ELBERT, AMANDA                                  F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3209 F, JESSICA                                      F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3210 FAMILY, DRUCKMAN                                M    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1901 FARRELL, SHERRY                                 F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  432 FERREIRA, CAMBERLEIGH                           F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1902 FINGER, DIANNE                                  F    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3211 FISHBACH, BRIAN                                 M    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3212 FISHBACH, SUE                                   F    57 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3213 FLESHER, AMANDA                                 F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  433 FLETCHER, RODNEY                                M    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3214 FLOWE, VALERIE                                  F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3215 FOOLSAPRIL64, LISA                              F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3216 FORAKER, BETH                                   F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3217 FORAKER, CHARLES                                M    68 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3218 FRADKIN, LIBBY                                  F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3219 FRANKLAND, ALAINE                               F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  434 FRISBY, CLAIRE                                  F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3220 FRYMARK, EMILY                                       12 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3221 FRYMARK, PAMELA                                 F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3222 GERBER, EMILY                                        13 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3223 GERBER, GEORGE                                  F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3224 GODWIN, S                                       F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  435 GORDON, CHRISTINE                               F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3225 GRAEBER, STEPHANIE                              F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3226 GRAY, STACY                                     F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3227 GUYTON-VON ECK, ROXANE                               10 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3228 HAIGLEY, JENNIFER                               F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3229 HALL, CHERIE                                    F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3230 HANKINS, STACEY                                 F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  436 HANLON, KELLY                                   F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3231 HARMAN, LISA                                    F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3232 HARRIS, KELLY                                   F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3233 HAWKINS, LYNN                                   F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3234 HEADLEY, ANNETTE                                F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3235 HEADLEY, KATIE                                       14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3236 HEINLY, THERESA                                      17 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  437 HELD, KENDALL                                   F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  438 HELD, MICHAEL                                   M    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  439 HELD, STACEY                                    F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3237 HENDERSON, MAGGIE                               F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  440 HENSON, MARY-ALICE                              F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7607 HERNANDEZ, DEBRA                                F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3238 HIGGINBOTHAM, JULIE                             F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  441 HILL, MELISSA                                   F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  442 HINDMAN, JANE                                   F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  443 HISER, LISA                                     F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3239 HOFFMAN, FRANKIE                                M    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3240 HOFFMAN, LORI                                   F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3241 HOLDORF, STACY                                          DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3242 HOOKS-MCCORKLE, ALICIA                          F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  444 HOOSE, TRACY                                    F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3243 HORES, LAUREN                                   F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3244 HORTON, BARBARA                                 F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3245 HUBBARD, JENNIFER                               F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3246 HUGHES, LINDA                                   F    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3247 HYATT, VIKI                                     F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3248 JACOBUS, LAUREN                                 F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3249 JACOBY, MARY                                    F    61 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3250 JAEKLE, BETH                                    F    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3251 JAMES, KATHIE                                   F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3252 JESSUP, JEREMY                                  M    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  445 JOHNSON, JENNIFER                               F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3253 JOHNSON, JAMES                                  M    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3254 JOHNSON, JENNIFER                               F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3255 JOHNSON, KIMBERLY                               F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3256 JOHNSON, LORI                                   F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3257 JOHNSON, WILLIAM                                M     8 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3258 JOLIET, LESLIE                                  F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7608 JONES, JOANNE                                   F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3259 KEEVERT, JENNIFER                               F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7609 KILPATRICK, GINA                                F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7610 KILPATRICK, MEGAN                               F    34 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3260 KISH, JILL                                      F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3261 KMAN, GLORIA                                    F    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  446 KNOX, JULIA                                     F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3262 KOBAK, BRIEL                                    F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7611 KOLODIN, NANCY                                  F    78 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  447 KUJAN, LYNN                                     F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1903 KUJAN, MICHAEL                                  M    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3263 KURTZ, ALLYSON                                  F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3264 LAMBERT, LINDA                                  F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3265 LAZARUS, LAURA                                  F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  448 LEE, MADISON                                    F    17 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  449 LEE, VALERIE                                    F    61 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3266 LEE, JILL                                       F    57 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  450 LEROY, MARGARET                                 F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3267 Removed by request                              F    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3268 LOMBARDO, KRISTEN                               F    34 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3269 LONG, MELISSA                                   F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1904 MA, SARA                                        F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  451 MABANTA-POOLE, MELISSA                          F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3270 MACHER, JOANNE                                  F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3271 MACK, JEAN                                      F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  452 MAEDER, EMILY                                   F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3272 MAEDER, TRISHA                                  F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3273 MALTESE, CARYL                                  F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3274 MANDEL, ANTOINETTE                              F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3275 MARK, ARIELLE                                   F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3276 MARTIN, DEANA                                   F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3277 MARZOLA, FRANNIE                                F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3278 MCCARLEY, CHRISTY                               F    57 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  453 MCCULLEY, MARY                                  F    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3279 MCDERMIN, SANDRA                                F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  454 MCDONNELL, ELAINE                               F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3280 METZ, CONNIE                                    F    56 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3281 MONEYMAKER, CAROL                               F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3282 MORAN, KATHLEEN                                 F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3283 MORAN, MICHAEL                                  M    63 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3284 MUDD, MIRANDA                                   F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3285 MURPHY, LAURIE                                  F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  455 MURRAY, AMANDA                                  F    16 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7612 NALBONE, CASSIDY                                F    13 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7613 NALBONE, JOHN                                   M    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3286 NEWNAM, JOANIE                                  F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  456 NIEMEC, CANDICE                                 F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  457 NOLEN, CORINNA                                  F    34 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7614 OCHS, KAYT                                      F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3287 OGDEN, KRISTIN                                  F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3288 OLINSKI, GWENDOLYN                              F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3289 PARIDE, MICHAELA                                     14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7615 PARIDE, LISA                                    F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3290 PARKER, JOY                                     F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3291 PARTON, MITSY                                   F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  458 PERLIN, CANDACE                                 F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3292 PHILLIPS, JACK                                  M    77 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3293 PIJANOWSKI, SUZY                                F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7616 PINARD, AMY                                     F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  459 PLUMMER, JEFFREY                                M    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3294 POODIACK, ANNE                                  F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3295 POODIACK, JASON                                 M    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3296 POOLE, MARISSA                                  F    12 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3297 PRATER, RACHEL                                  F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3298 PREHODA, MELINDA                                F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3299 PRITCHARD, JENNIFER                             F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3300 RAMSEY, STACY                                   F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  460 RICKARDS, NICOLE                                F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3301 RITER, DEBRA                                    F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3302 RITER, SHAWNA                                   F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7617 RODGERS, MICHELLE                               F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  461 RUSSELL, HEATHER                                F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3303 SANSONE, KELLY                                  F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3304 SAVAGE, KAREN                                   F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  462 SCHENENDORF, RACHEL                             F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1905 SCHOONMAKER, MANDY                              F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3305 SCULLIN, KAYLIE                                 F    15 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  463 SIEBELS, JANET                                  F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3306 SIEBELS, JEREMY                                 M    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3307 SIEBELS, JUSTIN                                      10 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3308 SILKS, ERIN                                     F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3309 SILVA EDO, MARIANA                              F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3310 SMITH, KELSEY                                   F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3311 SMITH, NIKKI                                    F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3312 SMITH, PATTI                                    F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  464 SPRINDIS, LISA                                  F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3313 STALKER, CAROLINE                               F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3314 STEELE, DARIN                                   M    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3315 STEVENS, APRIL                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3316 STEVENS, JENNIFER                               F    18 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3317 STEVENS, KAREN                                  F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  465 STOUT, KATIE                                    F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  466 STUART, BRITT                                   F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  467 SUTHERLAND, DIANA                               F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3318 TALAK, DONNA                                    F    60 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3319 TANDA, CORINNE                                  M    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3320 TARABEK, JESSICA                                F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3321 TILLMAN, JOHN                                   M    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  468 TOBIAS, KELLY                                   F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7618 TOBIAS, MARY                                    F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3322 TOTI, LISA                                      F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  469 TREUTH, LAURA                                   F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3323 TUCKER, GRACE                                   F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3324 TULEJA, JULIE                                   F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3325 TUPUA, JANET                                    F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  470 ULLRICH, GAIL                                   F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3326 VANDERAU, MELANIE                               F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3327 VASKO, CINDY                                    F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3328 VASS, NANCY                                     F    56 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3329 VIPOND, BETH                                    F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  471 VON ECK, SUZANNE                                F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  472 WALLACE, SUSAN                                  F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3330 WATT, BARBARA                                   F    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3331 WELCH, PAULA                                    F    56 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3332 WERSHING, DAWN                                  F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3333 WHALEY, CANDACE                                 F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7619 WHITMAN, CASEY                                  M    17 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7620 WHITMAN, EDWARD                                 M    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7621 WHITMAN, KATHI                                  F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7622 WHITMAN, SKYLAR                                 F    14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3334 WILLIAMS, ANNE                                  F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  473 WILSON, JEN                                     F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3335 WISE, JACQUELYN                                 F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3336 WOOD, MEREDITH                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3337 YANTIS, WENDY                                   F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3338 YESENOFSKI, JAYME                               F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C

Edited to add that just because your name is on the list doesn’t mean that you are a stalking Cooktard….