Your ‘Teammates’

So Baldy,

It’s cool that you obvious have some friends and family members taking up the gauntlet to run to raise money to fight the disease that killed your big brother. What’s not so cool is what I realized when I started eyeballing the participant list.  The freaking fraus, some of the crazy scary ones have signed up to run with you tomorrow. Stacey ‘Ass so wide it needs it’s own zipcode’ Hankins is on that list. I almost wish I wasn’t going to Gold Cup just so I could sit near the finish line with an iced latte and watch her sweat, struggle, gasp and groan trying to get to the end. Better make sure there’s an ambo and ENT somewhere near the finish line because I suspect she might need it.

I know I’m missing some obvious frau names in this list but I’m foggy brained this morning and about to leave to see the horsees and the rich folk. Who are the bigger frautards on this list? I can almost pick out the tards based on listed age alone.

3162 ACAMPORA, GINA                                  F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3163 ADLER, KRISTEN                                  F    29 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3164 ALAGNA, JOSEPH                                  M    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  417 ANDERSON, NICOLA                                F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3165 ANDERSON, KRISTIN                               F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3166 ANDERSON, LEONARD                               M    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3167 ANDERSON, MAURINE                               F    18 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3168 APPLE, ELIZABETH                                F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3169 ARMSTRONG, CATHRYN                              F    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3170 ARRASMITH, MICHELLE                             F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3171 AULET, JEANETTE                                 F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  418 BARBERE, KAREN                                  F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3172 BARDALES, KATIE                                 F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3173 BARRICK, WENDY                                  F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3174 BARROWS, LAUREN                                 F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3175 BATES, LINDSAY                                  F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3176 BENNETT, ALISON                                 F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3177 BERARDI, EMILY                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7599 BEST, MARIE                                     F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3178 BIBEE, SHARON                                   F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3179 BLACK-SHOCKEY, BONNIE                           F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3180 BLAKER, JOANIE                                  F    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3181 BLANKENSHIP, JENNIFER                           F    29 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3182 BLANKENSHIP, MENDY                              F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3183 BLUM, MICHELLE                                  F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7600 BLUM, RANDALL                                   M    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7601 BRINEY, SARAH                                   F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3184 BROWN, LESLIE                                   F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3185 BROWN, LISA                                     F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3186 BROWNE, BRIDGET                                 F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  419 BUCHANAN, JENNIFER                              F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7602 BUTCHER, LAUREN                                 F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  420 BUTLER, JUNE                                    F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3187 CALCULLI, GRACE                                 F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  421 CAMPBELL, BETH                                  F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3188 CANNON, JERI                                    F    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3189 CARROLL, DYANN                                  F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7603 CARROLL, PATRICIA                               F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3190 CASTRO, ANN                                     F    66 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  422 CHANEY, MONICA                                  F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3191 CHESTER, TINA                                   F    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3192 CHOO, DANIELLE                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  423 COLWILL, JOHN                                   M    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3193 COLWILL, JOELLE                                 F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  424 COOK, DAVID                                     M       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3194 COOK, STAN                                      M    58 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  425 COOTS, ANGELA                                   F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  426 COTOGNO, MICHAEL                                M    29 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  427 COTOGNO, PEGGY                                  F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7604 COTY, DANIEL                                    M    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7605 COTY, ERIN                                      F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3195 COX, STEPHANIE                                  F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1898 CROCKETT, SUSAN                                 F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3196 CROWELL, JULIE                                  F    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  428 CURTIS, VALERIE                                 F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3197 DARGAVEL, JOSEPHINE                                     DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3198 DESIO, LISA                                     F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7606 DESIO, DANA                                     F    13 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  429 DILG BULLEN, MAUREEN                            F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1899 DRAGONE, WENDY                                  F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3199 DREW, SAMANTHA                                       15 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3200 DREW, TERRY                                     F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3201 DRUCKMAN, ANDREA                                F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3202 DRUCKMAN, HILARY                                     14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1900 DUBE, RACHEL                                    F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  430 DUKE, AMANDA                                    F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3203 DUKES, JESSICA                                  F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  431 DUNCAN, KELLY                                   F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3204 DURDEN, BRENDA                                  F    58 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3205 DURISHIN, KAREN                                 F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3206 EDWARDS, LAURA                                  F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3207 EDWARDS, LOGAN                                       11 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3208 ELBERT, AMANDA                                  F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3209 F, JESSICA                                      F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3210 FAMILY, DRUCKMAN                                M    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1901 FARRELL, SHERRY                                 F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  432 FERREIRA, CAMBERLEIGH                           F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1902 FINGER, DIANNE                                  F    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3211 FISHBACH, BRIAN                                 M    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3212 FISHBACH, SUE                                   F    57 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3213 FLESHER, AMANDA                                 F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  433 FLETCHER, RODNEY                                M    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3214 FLOWE, VALERIE                                  F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3215 FOOLSAPRIL64, LISA                              F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3216 FORAKER, BETH                                   F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3217 FORAKER, CHARLES                                M    68 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3218 FRADKIN, LIBBY                                  F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3219 FRANKLAND, ALAINE                               F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  434 FRISBY, CLAIRE                                  F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3220 FRYMARK, EMILY                                       12 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3221 FRYMARK, PAMELA                                 F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3222 GERBER, EMILY                                        13 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3223 GERBER, GEORGE                                  F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3224 GODWIN, S                                       F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  435 GORDON, CHRISTINE                               F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3225 GRAEBER, STEPHANIE                              F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3226 GRAY, STACY                                     F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3227 GUYTON-VON ECK, ROXANE                               10 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3228 HAIGLEY, JENNIFER                               F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3229 HALL, CHERIE                                    F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3230 HANKINS, STACEY                                 F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  436 HANLON, KELLY                                   F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3231 HARMAN, LISA                                    F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3232 HARRIS, KELLY                                   F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3233 HAWKINS, LYNN                                   F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3234 HEADLEY, ANNETTE                                F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3235 HEADLEY, KATIE                                       14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3236 HEINLY, THERESA                                      17 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  437 HELD, KENDALL                                   F       DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  438 HELD, MICHAEL                                   M    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  439 HELD, STACEY                                    F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3237 HENDERSON, MAGGIE                               F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  440 HENSON, MARY-ALICE                              F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7607 HERNANDEZ, DEBRA                                F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3238 HIGGINBOTHAM, JULIE                             F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  441 HILL, MELISSA                                   F    31 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  442 HINDMAN, JANE                                   F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  443 HISER, LISA                                     F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3239 HOFFMAN, FRANKIE                                M    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3240 HOFFMAN, LORI                                   F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3241 HOLDORF, STACY                                          DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3242 HOOKS-MCCORKLE, ALICIA                          F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  444 HOOSE, TRACY                                    F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3243 HORES, LAUREN                                   F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3244 HORTON, BARBARA                                 F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3245 HUBBARD, JENNIFER                               F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3246 HUGHES, LINDA                                   F    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3247 HYATT, VIKI                                     F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3248 JACOBUS, LAUREN                                 F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3249 JACOBY, MARY                                    F    61 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3250 JAEKLE, BETH                                    F    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3251 JAMES, KATHIE                                   F    51 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3252 JESSUP, JEREMY                                  M    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  445 JOHNSON, JENNIFER                               F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3253 JOHNSON, JAMES                                  M    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3254 JOHNSON, JENNIFER                               F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3255 JOHNSON, KIMBERLY                               F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3256 JOHNSON, LORI                                   F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3257 JOHNSON, WILLIAM                                M     8 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3258 JOLIET, LESLIE                                  F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7608 JONES, JOANNE                                   F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3259 KEEVERT, JENNIFER                               F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7609 KILPATRICK, GINA                                F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7610 KILPATRICK, MEGAN                               F    34 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3260 KISH, JILL                                      F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3261 KMAN, GLORIA                                    F    62 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  446 KNOX, JULIA                                     F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3262 KOBAK, BRIEL                                    F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7611 KOLODIN, NANCY                                  F    78 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  447 KUJAN, LYNN                                     F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1903 KUJAN, MICHAEL                                  M    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3263 KURTZ, ALLYSON                                  F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3264 LAMBERT, LINDA                                  F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3265 LAZARUS, LAURA                                  F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  448 LEE, MADISON                                    F    17 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  449 LEE, VALERIE                                    F    61 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3266 LEE, JILL                                       F    57 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  450 LEROY, MARGARET                                 F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3267 Removed by request                              F    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3268 LOMBARDO, KRISTEN                               F    34 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3269 LONG, MELISSA                                   F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1904 MA, SARA                                        F    27 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  451 MABANTA-POOLE, MELISSA                          F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3270 MACHER, JOANNE                                  F    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3271 MACK, JEAN                                      F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  452 MAEDER, EMILY                                   F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3272 MAEDER, TRISHA                                  F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3273 MALTESE, CARYL                                  F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3274 MANDEL, ANTOINETTE                              F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3275 MARK, ARIELLE                                   F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3276 MARTIN, DEANA                                   F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3277 MARZOLA, FRANNIE                                F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3278 MCCARLEY, CHRISTY                               F    57 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  453 MCCULLEY, MARY                                  F    50 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3279 MCDERMIN, SANDRA                                F    49 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  454 MCDONNELL, ELAINE                               F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3280 METZ, CONNIE                                    F    56 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3281 MONEYMAKER, CAROL                               F    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3282 MORAN, KATHLEEN                                 F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3283 MORAN, MICHAEL                                  M    63 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3284 MUDD, MIRANDA                                   F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3285 MURPHY, LAURIE                                  F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  455 MURRAY, AMANDA                                  F    16 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7612 NALBONE, CASSIDY                                F    13 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7613 NALBONE, JOHN                                   M    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3286 NEWNAM, JOANIE                                  F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  456 NIEMEC, CANDICE                                 F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  457 NOLEN, CORINNA                                  F    34 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7614 OCHS, KAYT                                      F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3287 OGDEN, KRISTIN                                  F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3288 OLINSKI, GWENDOLYN                              F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3289 PARIDE, MICHAELA                                     14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7615 PARIDE, LISA                                    F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3290 PARKER, JOY                                     F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3291 PARTON, MITSY                                   F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  458 PERLIN, CANDACE                                 F    39 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3292 PHILLIPS, JACK                                  M    77 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3293 PIJANOWSKI, SUZY                                F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7616 PINARD, AMY                                     F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  459 PLUMMER, JEFFREY                                M    47 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3294 POODIACK, ANNE                                  F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3295 POODIACK, JASON                                 M    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3296 POOLE, MARISSA                                  F    12 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3297 PRATER, RACHEL                                  F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3298 PREHODA, MELINDA                                F    38 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3299 PRITCHARD, JENNIFER                             F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3300 RAMSEY, STACY                                   F    30 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  460 RICKARDS, NICOLE                                F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3301 RITER, DEBRA                                    F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3302 RITER, SHAWNA                                   F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7617 RODGERS, MICHELLE                               F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  461 RUSSELL, HEATHER                                F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3303 SANSONE, KELLY                                  F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3304 SAVAGE, KAREN                                   F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  462 SCHENENDORF, RACHEL                             F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 1905 SCHOONMAKER, MANDY                              F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3305 SCULLIN, KAYLIE                                 F    15 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  463 SIEBELS, JANET                                  F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3306 SIEBELS, JEREMY                                 M    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3307 SIEBELS, JUSTIN                                      10 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3308 SILKS, ERIN                                     F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3309 SILVA EDO, MARIANA                              F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3310 SMITH, KELSEY                                   F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3311 SMITH, NIKKI                                    F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3312 SMITH, PATTI                                    F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  464 SPRINDIS, LISA                                  F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3313 STALKER, CAROLINE                               F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3314 STEELE, DARIN                                   M    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3315 STEVENS, APRIL                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3316 STEVENS, JENNIFER                               F    18 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3317 STEVENS, KAREN                                  F    44 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  465 STOUT, KATIE                                    F    20 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  466 STUART, BRITT                                   F    37 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  467 SUTHERLAND, DIANA                               F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3318 TALAK, DONNA                                    F    60 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3319 TANDA, CORINNE                                  M    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3320 TARABEK, JESSICA                                F    26 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3321 TILLMAN, JOHN                                   M    45 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  468 TOBIAS, KELLY                                   F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7618 TOBIAS, MARY                                    F    48 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3322 TOTI, LISA                                      F    32 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  469 TREUTH, LAURA                                   F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3323 TUCKER, GRACE                                   F    19 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3324 TULEJA, JULIE                                   F    24 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3325 TUPUA, JANET                                    F    52 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  470 ULLRICH, GAIL                                   F    59 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3326 VANDERAU, MELANIE                               F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3327 VASKO, CINDY                                    F    55 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3328 VASS, NANCY                                     F    56 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3329 VIPOND, BETH                                    F    42 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  471 VON ECK, SUZANNE                                F    36 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  472 WALLACE, SUSAN                                  F    43 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3330 WATT, BARBARA                                   F    41 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3331 WELCH, PAULA                                    F    56 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3332 WERSHING, DAWN                                  F    46 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3333 WHALEY, CANDACE                                 F    35 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7619 WHITMAN, CASEY                                  M    17 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7620 WHITMAN, EDWARD                                 M    54 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7621 WHITMAN, KATHI                                  F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 7622 WHITMAN, SKYLAR                                 F    14 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3334 WILLIAMS, ANNE                                  F    40 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
  473 WILSON, JEN                                     F    28 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3335 WISE, JACQUELYN                                 F    25 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3336 WOOD, MEREDITH                                  F    23 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3337 YANTIS, WENDY                                   F    33 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C 
 3338 YESENOFSKI, JAYME                               F    53 DAVID COOK'S TEAM FOR A C

Edited to add that just because your name is on the list doesn’t mean that you are a stalking Cooktard….

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12 Comments on “Your ‘Teammates’”

  1. Sandy Says:

    In all fairness, while I’m sure some fans are going for the wrong reasons, there are fans participating in this event who are cancer survivors themselves or have family members or friends affected by cancer. I don’t normally contribute to celebrity causes myself unless it is for a cause I personally feel is important. I lost a dear friend to brain cancer several years back and have a relative currently struggling with cancer so this cause is close to my heart. I have donated in their honor. If I lived close I would try to participate myself.

    • Sandy Says:

      But I do have to admit that the name Caroline STALKER in that list makes me giggle.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Yeah, you have a point. It’s just funny to see the stalkers mixed in with the ones who’ve had a personal connection with the cause of cancer research.

      I still wish I could go and see Stacey Hankins dragging her rear over the finish line.

      Now back to my voodoo doll making.

  2. amanda Says:

    i honestly do knot know how some of those heifers can run 5k.

    • amanda Says:

      and by knot, i meant not X:p

    • Natasha Says:

      Is that Pizza Screamer in the front row with the green shirt?

      • nonna-muss Says:

        No, that’s not her but Pizza Screamer did have on a green (volunteer) shirt that day. The woman in the front row of this picture looks similar, but it’s not Daina.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Don’t think I didn’t consider going to this just for the pleasure of running up to Pizza Screamer and screaming ‘I LOVE PIZZA!’ into her face. But I fear jail time. I don’t want to be anyone’s bitch.

      • dcfan Says:

        The one in the green shirt in the front is Leann, who’s from the Philly area. She’s 100 years old and is a freak.

  3. mustang Says:

    Here’s the rich thing. Pizza screamer, who openly trashes Cook’s brother Andrew all over Twitter, is now “thanking” him for taking the photo book she concocted, and then stated “Andrew gave it to Bethy” their mother. (Excuse me while I hurl at the “Bethy” reference.)

    She’s been trying to get that book to Cook forever. Now she says “mission accomplished” because she gave it to his brother. That does not sound like mission accomplished; she could have mailed it to him, but her main goal all along was to give it to Cook personally.

    Meanwhile, how could she have taken pictures during Cook’s speech if she was supposed to be volunteering? Yeah.

    Others who have been trashing Cook’s brother are now sucking up to him on Twitter too. Do they honestly think the Cooks are unaware of their antics?

  4. caspar Says:

    Yeah, I know some of them are there for crazy reasons. But a good action, even if done by someone with lousy motives, is still a good action, yes?
    Maybe seeing him all earnest and saintly today is clouding my cynicism. http://twitpic.com/1kd8vy

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Awww what a great photo of him. I was wondering if he had turned beet red yet because of the extreme heat and sun we’ve been having even if the weathermen swore we would have thunderstorms all weekend. Yes, at least the demented ones there for all the wrong reasons did a good deed. Hopefully they didn’t bug him too too much.


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