What Awaits Casey James
Dear Casey “Goatboy” James,
I’m sure David Cook could tell you what awaits you as the end of American Idol approaches and you prepare to go out on the road with the summer Idol tour since you’re in the top ten.
From the first time you appeared on Idol I had a sneaking suspicion you would be the Frau flavor of the year.
So what’s a ‘Frau”? – Most fraus are people that believe anything television tells them. They are the targeted viewing audience of American Idol. They are champions of everything that is banal and anti meritorious. Fraus fixate on someone from the show to the point of all ridiculousness, behaving like they’ve lost their minds. I’m not talking about normal fans, who buy the CDs or downloads and may or may not go to the concert. I am talking about the ones that will neglect their kids and husband, plunge the family into debt to stalk you and spend upwards of four or more hours a day Googling their prey and/or discussing them with other like minded frau. Fraus trample the rules of polite society and sanity.
So what awaits you? Tons of middle aged, overweight, uglier than homemade sin, delusional, lust-addled, women without any boundaries. They’ll try to fondle your ass and package if they get close enough. They’ll threaten anyone that doesn’t think you are King of the Idols. They’ll do things like put tracking devices under your tour bus, threaten/stalk any of your friends online and in real life. They’ll speculate over penis size, write oodles of Mary Sue fan fiction and fantasize about boffing you. They will think nothing of intruding on your most private moments, family time or personal tragedies with aplomb.
Mary Ann Ellis/Holly Sockpuppets has given you her Frau stamp of approval so expect her to set up a board for you. Doesn’t sound so bad huh? She’ll generate vile rumors and you’ll find suddenly that fictitious stories about your love life will start popping up in the tabloids like poisoned toadstools after a hard rain.
If you expect to have a viable and lasting career with real fans who like your music but don’t care about your penis there are steps you must take. If you don’t the insane frau will run off any real fans.
1 – Get security. Real hardcore security and arm them with photos, names and dossiers of the fraus.
2 – Never do or say anything to encourage or embolden them. No tweeting your plans, no Meets & Greets with them, no, nien, zip, nyet, de nada, nothing. Irregardless of what 19E and your management say do not pander to them.
3 – Do not go out to the bus lines to chat these women up during the summer Idol tour.Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized
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