Baldy, Baldy, Baldy will be sharing this blog with other Idols from now on. I’m going to tweak the title once inspiration hits me but for now I have a few things to talk about.
Latest funny gossip about Casey James I am so sure has Holly Sockpuppets drooling? That he was nearly pantless for the Ellen show. Turns out it was some very phony gossip, which makes me wonder if Mary Ann Ellis/Holly isn’t still supplementing her income by making up stuff and selling it to the tabloids again.
I am thankful that Idol shoe-in Lee Dewyse (white penis possessor kinda generic) wears baggy pants. I hope it derails all the tard speculation on penis size, pointing pants and other disgusting inappropriate imaginings. What will we call the Dewysers?
Do Idols diet as voraciously as regular folks do? Adam Lambert still seems like he’s growing multiple chins in his Boston concert the other night. He’s like 20 pounds of sausage stuffed in a 5 pound black pleather bag.
Baldy tweeting that he’s avoiding going to the droolicious looking The Griddle Cafe. Makes me wonder if he’s looking out for the waistline. Watching his figure and working out for another round of touring and crazy-avoiding or just saving the empty calories for boozing?
Baldy has also been tweeting twittering twatting about the new video by Idol contender shoulda won Normund Gentle. Bitchslap. You have to see it.
And a bitchslap upside of the head is what Kerry Kolsch needs oh so desperately, Head tard of all the screwed in the head Adam Lambert tards, needs. She’s taken her crappy book and published it via Amazons vanity press. No longer can you download a copy for eleven bucks from her website, you have to pay twenty bucks for a poorly written fantasy involving Nazi like corporations, the state of Arkansas, AT&T, Chick Fil A and a cast of millions. The posted reviews are a hoot! I hope she did some editing between the first edition and this one. Mick Jigger anyone?
She renamed her book “American Idol Vote Scam: How an Inherently Unfair Voting System Allowed Corporate Sponsors and State Pride to Steal Adam Lambert’s Win and what American Idol can do to save the show Volume 1” Very strange capitalization there, Kerry. Scariest of all is the ‘Volume 1’ which tells me she’s already working on another 500 pages of tin foil hat ravings of conspiracies. Waiting with baited breath.
What happened with the weird Tom Cruise drawing on the original book? Did she run afoul of copyright law? How is it that AT&T and 19E haven’t sued her for various things?
What should she have named the book? After perusing the list at TI I would have gone with “Chicken Glitter: The Sky is Falling!”
ETA: someone posted this in the comments at TI: http://www.floridasupremecourt.org/clerk/briefs/2009/401-600/09-564_ROR_ada.pdf Very interesting reading with some mentions of author Kerry Kolsch. Sounds like the horse apple doesn’t fall far from the horse’s ass.Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized
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