Twittering Fools

Noticing a disturbing trend and it’s not just over at David “Baldy” Cook’s twitter page. An overwhelming flood of rapacious ass licking stupidity or pervishly girlish come ons to various American Idol penis possessors.

There’s nothing wrong with having a handful of celebs you like on your twitter pages. Nothing wrong with occasionally tweeting them. The wrongness of it happens when you make like Adam Lambert – Lee Dewyze – Casey James – David Cook – whoever fans and treat each of their tweets as an opportunity to declare deepest love, make a sexual overture, kiss their ass over something as simple as breathing, or go into obsession mode about something mundane. Delusion and fakeness on a grand new hypocritical scale on largess.

Example? Last night and David Cook. Poor beleaguered loony fan base David Cook.

Baldy tweeted a photo of his newly arrived “Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles” DVD and immediately there was a flood of Biblical proportions of ass licking comments. Suddenly every Cooktard was a mega fan of TMNT or an expert on the subject.  No one said anything semi normal like ‘Hope you enjoy your DVD’ or ‘No way! What a loser you are for having such tastes’ or ‘haven’t seen Donatello in ages.” It was all brown nosing on a mighty scale, like their lives depended upon it. If the Olympics made butt kissing a Gold Medal event I’m sure some of those tards could have competed competently for the good old USA.

I think about people like David, like Casey, like whoever, seeing that flood of obvious flattery and wonder how/why they can read their twitter accounts without puking/laughing/crying/rolling their eyes. No one is fooled by those comments, no one could possibly be that dumb except for perhaps Lee Dewyze. Lee seems a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket most of the time.  Well, maybe Casey James too, because his tweets are super positive and Polly Anna-esque. Casey seems too innocent.

Every time I start wading through the disgusting swamp of tweets surrounding a Idol male I feel like barfing.

Casey is going to be on the Wendy Williams show today. It’s on here in less than an hour. I’m going to watch as I’m still trying to determine if he’s just naive or thick as a plank in the head.

Remember: The next time the urge strikes you to twitter one of these guys your deepest love or pervings or ass lickings, walk away from the keyboard and take a break. If you still have the urge several hours later, run, don’t walk, to your nearest mental health professional.

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7 Comments on “Twittering Fools”

  1. amanda Says:

    ex.

    in response to this

    we have

    and this

    sweet.

  2. adamannette Says:

    I’ve written into various blogs and sources a few times with lightly critical, constructive I hope, comments about my favorites and am treated like a person who should be stoned to death. What’s wrong with critique? Analysis? How bout some actual discussion about the music? Can’t get away with it though. No takers.

  3. nonna-muss Says:

    The Cook twitterverse exploded yesterday when he tweeted that a film crew was present during his workout at the gym. They were salivating at the thought of seeing him working out.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Yeah, I saw that and could not help poking him hard. I twittered him that he needed to release that as an exercise workout on DVD so that perhaps his frauen would get their asses off the sofa and maybe exercise off the blubber. Lawd knows most of them seem to be as allergic to the gym as they are healthy food.

  4. Natasha Says:

    I wondered if you have anyone spying on the influx of frau who will be at Busch Gardens on August 7th and 8th to see Cook & Company perform. I hear there are elaborate plans in the making. I personally hope it is 115 degrees there on both days.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Oh yes! There are plans in place and folks I know that will be there. I don’t think I’ll be able to make it even if it’s close by because I’m working that day. I hear rumblings that they have some doozy of various plans in place. Should be amusing.


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