Thar’ She Blows!
September seems to be the month when stupid American Idol fan behavior winds down. School starts again and I suspect many out of control fraus return to making pb and j sandwiches for kids lunches as well as play taxi mom. Soccer practice starts and life begins another season anew. The AI tour is over. Real life intrudes for the fraus.
Usually there’s not much happening, but then again I have only watched laughing from the AI sidelines at the crazy. Always a voyeur, never a participant. Just call me the Emily Post of Tard Dos & Don’ts.
Ana kindly posted in the messages what long time tard Krunk Jess is up to. Turns out she’s no longer being bent over a sink or on her knees in front of a certain blond guitarist giving him, ah, lip service. Nor is she drooling over Baldy David Cook any longer either. Mamma’s got a brand new bag, a douchebag. In particular a douchebag named John Mayer. Another crap musician.
I guess you could call it an improvement that she’s moved on to someone that isn’t another American Idol loser with with a moribundesque career. But, John Mayer? Tabloid darling. Talks shit in public about ex girlfriends in a very just not done way. Takes his own publicity seriously. Behaves like his ego is the size of Newark. Seriously, calling Jessica Simpson ‘sexual crack’ is pretty far into douchebaggery territory.
That 14, she’s my favorite artist!
He’s begging for a serious karmic realignment and I don’t want to be within a 100 miles of him when it happens. And it just might have happened now.
Which makes me wonder if Krunk Jess is the reason Mayer deleted his Twitter this week. Krunkie is known for her Twitter-spamming of all and sundry she obsesses over. Apparently she met Mayer and has followed right behind him to art galleries and other places, even seen in photos at events. Some scary shit. But I don’t know which is actually scarier, Krunkie falling for a douchebag or her stalking him. 50/50
She’s looking very, um, er, expanded in the photos of her traipsing around the Big Apple after her new love. Krunk Jess is growing a few more chins.
Stand by. This might get a whole lot more interesting before it’s over.
ETA: Creamed crap on a cracker! There are a literal TON of photos of her stalking Mayer along with other celebs on her Flickr AccountExplore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized
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