Attention David Cooktards!
You guys are falling down upon the job of tarding. Adam ‘Madam’ Lambert’s Sparkle Cows are talking about raising the money to buy Madam his dream car, a Maserati. David ‘Baldy’ Cook twittered his dream car the other night. The Batmobile. Specifically the 1966 Batmobile. Says it’s on his Xmas list.
I may cry this is so beautiful. Mom, this is officially on my Xmas list. http://www.uncrate.com/men/cars/concept/1966-batmobile/
So… why aren’t you guys trying to hold bake sales, raffles and contributions for Baldy to have this in his Christmas stocking? You’re letting another Tard pack out-tard you guys! Where’s Mary Ann when you need her?
Actually this sounds like old Baldy is poking fun at Madam and the Sparkle Cows. I doubt he wants his tards to buy him a Batmobile. But it would be funny if they did.Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized