I haven’t been paying attention to any of the American Idol fan drama and I’m out of the loop on the probable killer Daughtry tard Elisa Baker too. I’ve had my fill of Idol like others that write about it. I have a life, family and career too. That was until I glimpsed the glamping gif at Top Idol. Take a look and tell me what lurks between the lo rider pants and flimy shirt. What do you see?
Madam Lamebert, errr, Adam Lambert, seems to be sporting a pair of fat girl support girdle situation like Spanx with his black lo-riders. I wondered how he could be touring and eating the zillion calorie food without appearing to plump up like a cooked Ballpark frank. He has a tendency to, uh, um, how do I say this nicely so it’s not perceived as an attack by the Sparkle Cows, become fluffy or Butterball up?
Lambert’s weight seems to fluctuate wildly sometimes. So it seems like he’s taking the William Shatner approach. Man-girdled up like a burrito wrapped extra tight.Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized