Bovine Terrorists – The el-Coweda

Thanks Daf for coining the newest Adam Lambert Sparkle Cow name over at Top Idol. Top Idol posted about the newest bit of silly going on over at Adam Official. This was posted by a moderator. Being a mod at AO must be the most thankless task of all time, enough to make one drink or drug heavily just to get through the daily drivel.

No, Super Sachiko. I almost blocked her/him because trolls often come in here and post things like this just to rile up gullible fans and make fools out of them. That’s all. Earlier today I was defending Glamberts in general to a member of the RIAA, who thought you guys were friggin’ internet terrorists based on the over-the-top behavior of a small minority of pushy know-it-alls. Part of my job entails not allowing Adam to be associated with this kind of behavior, lest it hurt his career. If I have to cut out the cancerous cells to save the body, I will. Thanks for understanding.

But…… but…it’s not a small band of pushy-know-it-alls, it’s almost every single freakin’ Glambert that behaves like a highly organized internet terrorist cell. I’m sure that they and their behavior is going to be included in the next update of the DSM.

Example of the land of fantasy and unbridled crazy they live in? The Platinum Plot, right now the Sparkle Cows are trying to buy Lambert his very own platinum award for the sales of his album. That album came out over a year ago and they want to gift him with this to prove their love. How? By all of them buying multiple copies of the CD.

Isn’t this ‘cheating’ you ask? Well, yeah, it is. It’s like bragging about losing your virginity but neglecting to tell the ones listening that you actually boffed a blow-up doll, not an actual living breathing human being of your sexual orientation.

They don’t get it and they never will. Read this charming missive going around about Operation Platinum and tell me they’d not the el-Coweda. Warning: reading this might induce puking in those without a strong stomach. Haven’t the soldiers and kids in hospitals suffered enough without being gifted with copies of FYE?

♥ •*♪•*♪•*♥ “Let’s Get FYE SUM PLATINUM For The Grammys ♥ •*♪•*♥

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The Grammy's is right around the corner. Adam has been Nominated for a Grammy and deserves to have his First Album FYE Go Platinum in the U.S. to go along with that honor. Please Help GetFYEPlatinum!!!! Come Visit Our Operation Platinum Page on Facebook Eye-wink

http://www.facebo ok.com/pages/Operation-Platinum-Lets-Get-Adam-Lamberts-…

♥ •*♪•*♪•*♥ ♥ •*♪•*♪•*♥ ♥ •*♪•*♪•*♥ ♥ •*♪•*♪•*♥
U.S. Sales – 788,458!

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We are the "Powers That Be" and Control the success or failure of getting FYE Platinum.

Got my Plat-num boots on,
Got my Visa all ready,
Gonna buy me some CD's
Gonna go slow and steady,
'Cause we love Adam L
And we'll get him his plat-num
All we need in this world
Is this love! "

There ya go.
LOLLL!!!!

Platinum Glitterbump to the top!
K. xo

There are many worthwhile organizations to donate FYE to and listed below are 3 of the most worthwhile. Make sure you buy a physical CD(s) when donating. Amazon is the best place online to order and gift to these organizations. The following is information regarding Amazon and the organizations to Donate CDs To. Also listed one or two other places to buy CDs from. Let's Do This. It is the right time. "Let's Blow This Sh*t Up!!!!!

AMAZON* ti ny.cc/n7gi5

the original FYE CD is selling for $10.
The Special Edition is selling for $18.99 and
the Tour Edition is selling for $22.98.

*The European/Import FYE DOES NOT COUNT Toward Certification so please do not buy that Edition

For Non U.S. Residents The Following Is How to Order From Amazon*
Thanks @rgsd4 for this invaluable information

1. Go to Amazon.com and open an account on-line. The site will take you step by step on how to open your account.
2. They will ask you for a billing address.
3. For each order you make, they will ask for a ship to address.
4. If you are sending to Music Can Cure, you need to insert their address.
5. You can pay for your purchases by credit card or by PayPal – have the information ready to insert
6. Search under Music – Adam Lambert and Click on the FYE CD picture.
7. Put in the quantity you want to buy and the address you are shipping to.

*Currently, if you buy a minimum number (is it 2?), you can get free shipping to an address in the US.

Per @rgsd4: I opened my account last year in November to order the U.S. FYE CDs. I wanted to add to the pre-order numbers in the U.S. I ordered several and had them shipped to Singapore (they send by UPS). Since then, I have been buying FYE CDs from Amazon U.S. from time to time to send to Music Can Cure.

WALMART

Per @shelnick: Check out your WalMart stores in your area. I was in there today and they have restocked. They have a number of different cds for $10 and FYE is one of them.

itunes Link: ph obos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/storeFront
or just open your iTunes and go to the iTunes store

Do not donate from iTunes. Only buy from there if you want to download the CD for yourself or gift a friend or family member you know will download the CD.

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Organizations to Donate To

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Music Can Cure
2900 Slater Rd
Salem, Oh 44460
Attn: Angie Persello
Tel: 234-567-3220
E-mail: musiccancurexo@yahoo.com

They collect and donate music CDs to teenagers in hospitals who are suffering from terminal diseases.

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**Sister Soldier Project, LLC
Post Office Box 1311
Grover Beach, CA 93483
Attn: Myraline Morris Whitaker
Phone # for shipping purposes: 805-284-1337

You might also send Myraline an email letting her know that you contributed to Sister Soldier Project, along with a note to include with the CD. Myraline's email address is Myraline@sistersoldierproject.com

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Operation Platinum Project! @1n10*

Supports gay youth/gift FYE CDs; they're on @adamlambert bandwagon! 1n10 would be thrilled if we could gift FYE CD's for the youth. I volunteer with 1n10 and they are phenomenal http://www.1n10.org/home Please enclose a note to the kids such as "it gets better because we support and appreciate you!"

Send FYE CDs to:
1n10
Nick Ray, Executive Director
Suite 2011
2700 N. 3rd Street
Phoenix, AZ 85004
Tel No.: 602-400-2601

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Tunes4theTroops.

CDs can be sent to them at
Tunes4theTroops
P.O. Box 2008
Cleveland, TN 37320

Here is a link to their website. http://www.tunes4thetroops.org/participate.htm

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TWITTER
I set up a Twitter Account under "Operation Platinum." Username "GetFYEPlatinum" and have added the fabulous "Operation Platinum" Poster that our friends from Japan did as the background. Help get OP out on Twitter by sending a few tweets each day asking to Help GetFYEPlatinum for Adam's Birthday and Before the Grammy's

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If you cannot afford to buy a CD at this time, please do not feel bad, we understand. Your hearts in the right place and you can contribute just as much by helping get the word out to everyone to join our campaign to get FYE Platinum!!!

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★★★★★♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥
Hey! Adam! 'Can You Handle What We're 'Bout to Do?'

'Cause we're about to make love to you, Baby….. under a diamond encrusted, star filled sky on Platinum sheets of love!!!!!

I have been reading posts for the past few weeks, and I have to commend the Glamily here, I really do.
Adam's fans are amazing.

Every time his name comes up, we're on it. VMA's – we're on it. I hear, 'Don't worry, we've got this' – No nomination.
People's Choice -' We've got this – with so many people voting, he has to get at least one nomination'. No nomination.
AMA's – 'We've got this'. No nomination.

And, I'm so tired of hearing that the USA fan base doesn't support him! Bah, humbug. I'm Canadian, and even I know that is NOT true. I am so tired of the media, bloggers and haters using the fans as a scapegoat. And I hate that Adam is so often used as a scapegoat. And that the AMA performance is the excuse. That's just getting so old and tired now. It is time to move on, and it is time for us to succeed, and time for us to stand up for our man, here.
Not just through blog and media commentaries, but through action.

He deserves at least a nomination. He deserves to win, but he deserves at least A CHANCE to win in his own country.
I remember his interview in Toronto, after he won the MMVA, and he was asked how he felt. His answer was kind of sad, to me. He said, "It feels great, I'm surprised – I don't win things.'

Are you kidding me, Adam? You don't win things??

And now, I see why.
There is an obstacle in his way, and it has nothing to do with his fans, unfortunately.
He gets some acclaim – the haters are out. He gets some positive attention – the haters are out. I can't get over his 'It Gets Better' video, which was to support kids. This is someone who has been through pain and humiliation, and is able to tell kids that it gets better. But, the haters came out, to try and ruin this beautiful message.
What the heck is wrong with that part of humanity?
It just makes me sad, tired, and I was almost at the point of giving up, to be quite honest. It's easier, sometimes, to hide than to face it head on. Which is what Adam has had to do every step of his journey. Every. Single. Step.
Nothing is going to be easy for him, and what if others join me in hiding? Then what? What have I done to really help him, and those people he truly cares about?

His work ethic is amazing. How many concerts has he done so far? How many will he do by the end? About 101?
Heck, that's a 'GlamNation Plantaion' right there! LOL.
There is no one that I see working so hard, but every single concert is different, he respects his audiences, and he has so much fun doing it!

How many other artists out there could perform from a traffic bridge, a swimming pool and make it look like an Opera house? How many other artists could perform from a slaughter house and make it feel like a Broadway stage?
And how many other artists would have as much fun doing that as our Adam? Not one word of complaint from him. He loves what he does, and loves an audience, great or small. He loves performing for its own sake, and that, to me, is the sign of a true artist.
And that's why we love him. For this, and so much more that he has given to us. How many stories of hope and inspiration have evolved over this past year and a half? People who had just about given up on life struggles found renewal in his magical voice and gentle soul.
(Not to mention his sexual being waking a few of us up from a long winter's nap!!!) Eye-wink
He deserves to have his album platinum. He deserves it.
He deserves to be respected. He deserves to move forward in his chosen field of entertainment.

How many of us have been to a concert and have come away with a feeling that is unlike any we have experienced? How many of us felt like we had just had the best sex of our life, because of the emotional and physical gift that he gave to us that night?
How many of us stop dead in our tracks when one of his songs plays on the radio?
How many of us have cried at the beauty of Soaked? Why do we get so emotional when we hear people yell during his acapella section?
How many of us can identify with Broken Open? Who has ever voiced that emotion for us before Adam? That feeling of being there for someone when they are hurting, and taking on that hurt and pain to lessen theirs.

Perhaps it's time we did the same, and it's happening right now, on the Operation Platinum thread.
And it Feeeeels soooooo good to finally do something about it. To tell Adam, Yeah, Baby, WE GOT THIS! No nominations to get thrown back in his face, and ours. No tears that what we tried to make happen for him didn't work out – again.
No worries that Adam will think that we didn't try, or that we weren't there for him.
And, true to Adam's personality, what we are doing is not something that will take away from others in need. What we are doing is spreading the love that is Adam Lambert to others who may not have had a chance yet to hear his voice, hear his music, and discover him for themselves.

And, in doing so, we make love to our man, by getting his album to Platinum and beyond in the United States, so that he can relax a bit and work on his next one!

I feel that any power, as fans, and as people who care about this truly remarkable man, has been taken away from us. We have been manipulated, we have been used, and so has Adam. I mean, really used. Adam's name gains attention. Everyone gets all excited, and then Boom. Nothing. But, we've given website hits and attention, and I'm sure advertising dollars to those people – whoever the hell they are. Ugh.

We need to take back our Voice, so that Adam's Voice can be heard, and we need to show him, and them, with action, with unity and strength that we can do this. We've Got This.
He is almost there! People are lining up in droves to contribute to this effort; this not only helps charities, but also illuminates the fact that there are caring people around the world who feel the same way that I do!

There is a thread here on AO, and one on ALOFC that addresses how to help.
But have no doubt – Adam is going to Platinum at the very latest, by his birthday. We have already got the FYE album moving and shaking again on Amazon, and it is on the rise. We are purchasing his CD, and we are donating them to 4 very worthwhile projects, 'Sister Soldier' and 'Tunes 4 the Troops', which sends music out to the Armed Forces, 'Music Can Cure', which sends music to people who are ill and need musical therapy to help them through illness and despair, and '1 in 10', a charity to help youth who need support and understanding, and acceptance of their personal struggles with orientation and identity.

If you are unable to donate, please help by tweeting the 'Operation Platinum' link to your followers, to others who you feel can make a difference, and let's get this done!
USA fans are awesome, but exhausted. They have fought the 'good fight' for so long now, and it's time for all of us, no matter what flag we call our own, to help shoulder some of the burden here.
It doesn't take much time, not much effort, and it helps very worthwhile charities.
And our reward? Other than feeling good inside of our heart for doing something truly amazing?

WE get to see the pride in Adam's gorgeous blue eyes, WE get to validate his place in the music industry, WE get to roll around with him in those Platinum sheets under that diamond encrusted sky….. see the little pout of his freckled lips, flicking his tongue across those pearly white perfect teeth….those long legs encased in black leather and that voice whispering in our ears, ever so softly…… 'Thank you…. you are so beautiful….' Oops. Sorry, folks, I got distracted.
Ahem.
Back to business. Eye-wink

Walk, run or ninja roll over to Barbls 'Operation Platinum' Headquarters, and get some details.

http://www.adamofficial.com/ca/node/1810786

But don't 'Trip off the Glitz'! We Need You!!! LOL!
Come on, USA! Come On, World! We GOT This one!!!!

Love and Friendship,
Respectfully Submitted,
Karena xo Smiling
★★★★★♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥ •*♪•*♥♥
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Pledges To Buy One More FYE (or more)

1. ♪ﱡBĄŖBĻŞﻬ♪:
2. jamieeblu@camp
3. nickiet
4. fiercelycaroline
5. Oshi
6. sherjox
7. carly.nyc:
8. wisdom4adam
9. adamdreamz
10. SweetLeaf
11. msjamie
12. mxlee
13. debbielynn
14. Kraze4Adamtrific
15. adamdevotion
16. YummyLamingtons
17. sastenio
18. asiladam
19. nanaofliu
20. Respect-theGlambulge
21. flaminga
22. highlights
23. Penannleg
24. shelnick
25. linbert
26. glamtunes
27. spirit62
28. sandee
29. Bmusic
30. gabby321
31. Karena
32. just a fan
33. ĴęŋŋŷĈ
34. mg123888
35: LOVEFORADAM
36. torontoglambert
37. adamdreamz:
38. LittleMsBig2001
40. rgsd4
41. debbielynn
42. luvthatvoice
43. NES
44. Judy
45. Van [Slur Deleted]
46. toofragile
47. Casey813
48. nakar7
49. linbert
50. scorpiogal
51. adamlee
52. Lasoks
53. youngalive
54. Becky
55. AZGlamFan
56. Ulli
57. AddictedtoAdam
58. Mickivick
59. glambert-1481
60. blakkrrox
61. Kelly75
62. finkfan
63. frances1
64. adamdevotion
65. kms15423
66. tonzey
67. adamsmeow
68. Milkyway
69. Godam
70. sţǐŋğģīŗļ
71. ssshap777
72. Rockgodadam
73. mermaidlady
74. deejay
75. fairywings
76. Cookiebr8
77. AlienFan
78. CougA-dam
79. LHarris
80. AdamIsMyIdol2
81. mada 82
82. tango4jj
83. LAMBERTLUST
84. Irishgal719
85. Cody0516
86. TheLambertLuvva
87. vlvetvmpr
88. mmalegria
89. bitsy1
90. Sherry1877
91. luvinthelamb
92. dclemmons
93. Ageanblue
94. paerics
95. AuntGlambert
96. adamaze
97. Adamazing-Eyes
98. mellenbo
99. zingoglitter
100. glambert2215
101. mamak
102. lauriellen
103. Topaz1128
104. yougoadam
105. Alabranda
106. momto1
107. cherlyn
108. annabel
109. chrissie00
110. Nik89
111. LEAVBERT
112. chrisdo
113. annielane:
114. ♪♪♪♪KISS♥d♥QUEEN♪♪♪♪
115. Adamissotalented
116. glambertgalore
117. cyroni
118. Hope4peace1212
119. luvthatvoice
120. revelation65
121. Coronagrl
122. sheba
123. SirCherylLeeHaus
124. konchokdolma
125. pollywood
126. captshellfish
127. ALfann
128. seattleluvsadam
129. kriskay1988
130. glamtunes
131. Tbaker2167
132. Aden
133. ﮱfęęţčħįĉķﻭ:
134. Adamsvoiceisheaven
135. fiercelycaroline
136. kriskay1988
137. RadioChloe
138. Ladro
139. AuntieQuaint
140. LeBaggeLady
141. Adamspurpleglitter
142. woolfie1943
144. Dr Judy
145. lilly
146. giltterbaby
147. Christyh3
148. pųşĉħł♫
149. TxSuz
150. Therese
151. Those_eyes
152. Ąđąmęţţę0
153..vanglam
154. WshUpnASta
155. paperrosie:
156. vikkisusanne
157. yougoadam
158. galore@camp:
159. RCA Mod

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Matt Carter's Articles on ‘Operation Platinum’

First Article: http://www.examiner.com/tv-in-national/adam-lambert-campaign-begins-to-s&#8230;

Follow-up Article Posted Today: http://www.examiner.com/tv-in-national/american-idol-adam-lambert-fans-o&#8230;

'Adam Lambert: Operation Platinum — campaign to get topic trending on Twitter'

http://www.examiner.com/tv-in-national/adam-lambert-operation-platinum-c&#8230;

Matt Carter at Examiner.com is such a positive, uplifting force to Adam Fans. He wrote again about our "Operation Platinum."

'American Idol': Adam Lambert's record sales up, Operation Platinum a factor

http://www.examiner.com/tv-in-national/american-idol-adam-lambert-s-reco&#8230;

Adam Lambert's 'Operation Platinum' works its magic again on album chart

exm.nr/enotwt

Also – at Examiner.com

Yet Another Great Article by Katrina K Wheeler, TV examiner at Examiner.com on our "Operation Platinum." WOW!!!!

'Adam Lambert: Fans plan 'Operation Platinum' for FYE to sell 1 million copies'

http://www.examiner.com/tv-in-national/adam-lambert-fans-plan-operation-&#8230;

and again I see my words being quoted. Another WOW

"We are known for our passion and giving extra support to Adam. We have a chance to mobilize the whole Glamily here at AO, AOFC, Twitter, Facebook and every other Fan site on the web. Get FYE to Platinum here in the U.S. I know everyone has given, and given and given, but this would be such a gift to Adam. Each of his fans buying one more copy of FYE. Let's put getting Adam Platinum to rest and finally do it. a Concentrated effort to do it with the full force of our passion backing it."

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25 Comments on “Bovine Terrorists – The el-Coweda”

  1. Leigh Says:

    disturbing

  2. nonna-muss Says:

    I thought I’d add an informative link to your latest blog FDC. I know the cows will stampede here soon enough to remind us that Madam is an Intanashunul Supah Stah and has sold platinum around the globe. Here is a handy link to show how many units it takes to be a Platinum selling artist outside of the states. Not as impressive as they think.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_music_recording_sales_certifications

  3. Beijing York Says:

    I feel bad for their families.

    (I wonder how many soldiers use FYE for target practice?)

  4. songkat7 Says:

    And added to this madness, RCA has announced his “Glamtour” DVD will be released.

    How many times do you throw shit against the wall before it sticks?

    • Beijing York Says:

      I saw that, songkat. But don’t they want to make sure BB goes platinum before the Grammys? The repackaged Live Tour album is scheduled for a March 2nd release.

  5. songkat7 Says:

    And karena’s post is truly disturbing and scary.

  6. dlea14 Says:

    I find it creepy they keep referring to helping him go Platinum as “making love to him”.
    If you were to take the creepy love making and long tirade about his character out, it would be a pretty decent effort to get word out about his album. But, no.

  7. cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

    El-Coweda is good but maybe A.L.Coweda is better.

  8. nerdgirl Says:

    So, only 159 people signed up? They will have to buy 1333 CDs each to get him to platinum. Good luck with that!

  9. Beijing York Says:

    Who will be the first to mortgage their house?

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Oh come on, if they go down to Rite Aid I’ve seen FYE for all of 3.99. 3.99 times 1333 is only about $5,3018.67 for each of those Glamberts that have promised to buy. So what if they have to stop feeding their kids, do without dental care or a new roof on their house. You HAVE to make REAL sacrifices to ride those platinum sheets all night with Madam.

  10. songkat7 Says:

    I feel so honored. I have been called out by one of the AL-Cowedas. And in the bovine’s extreme originality, of course I was called “jealous”. *snort*

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Jellus is one of the few insults that they think up. You’re either jellus or you are a homephobe.

      • songkat7 Says:

        Exactly. My reply pretty had to do with that person, like all Glamberts, being unoriginal in the defense of their god.

  11. Dani Says:

    GLAMILY? Really? Trying to decide what’s causing my dry heaves-this novel I just read here or the episode of Toddlers in Tiaras I’m watching. Come to think of it, some of these stage moms kinda look like some of the “fans” I’ve seen living on the sidewalks in front of the venues.

  12. MmmmBop Says:

    Geezus, I’m amazed. You must have patience of a saint. I’m fond of Mr.Lambert (sort of) but I wouldn’t bother to go to his fansite to dig up all that shit. Unless you copied it from FlopIdol. Even reading that crap is too much.

    • nerdgirl Says:

      So, how many copies did you buy?

      • MmmmBop Says:

        Two. One for you, cuz you blow all your monies on vibrators.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        I actually have a copy, just one, because a couple of the songs fit well on my gym mix rotation. I try to collect upbeat pop songs for the treadmill because it’s so mind numbing boring. Madam fits with Britney and Shakira and others on the gym playlist.

      • MmmmBop Says:

        I don’t think that at current stage of his career Lambert wants to be Dylan or Cohen.
        So he produces pop dancey stuff to make money. Nothing wrong with that.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      It was sent to me. I never go to AO. I get nausea very easily.

      • MmmmBop Says:

        Good girl. I went there only once to buy Acoustic EP. I’ve never visited any other “Official” fansite but I suspect they all must be alike. I can only imagine Bieber and Tokio Hotel fansites.

    • nerdgirl Says:

      So, you will be excoMOOOnicated from the herd for not supporting Madame.


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