Chapter 5 Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicle

I was going to start with her nastiness towards Kimberley Caldwell and hatred of David “Non-Baldy” Cook tattoos but I’ve forgotten the fun TI, myself and others had with her almost 2 years ago.

Today’s version of “Hot Sockpuppet On Sockpuppet Action” we have the time Mary Ann/Holly started trying to befriend Top Idol’s Melinda. It degenerates rather quickly after Melinda outs Miss Sockpuppet for what she did to David’s friend Lana Jade of the Northern Virginia area.

“MaryAnn / Holly pestered me to link to her “awesome free speech forum” on my blog. And then I joined (mainly b/c I wanted to see what shit they were posting). At the same time, I wrote a post about David Cook being at some bar in VA from some college kid’s column in his uni online pub/newspaper. And then someone had the photo on Twitter, I think…I can’t recall the details, but I ended up posting it with this kid’s article.

Maryann/Holly dug up everything on this poor girl named Lana, who came to my blog basically wondering what the fuck was going on. She’s a sweet blond kid from DC, does some modeling (Suicide Girls-ish stuff), had a MTV show pilot with her friend who was on the Paris Hilton show. They had a “following” of sorts in 2006 b/c they had these videos on YouTube and MySpace, and then the girl dated the lead singer of Panic at the Disco…I guess she was a “scene queen” (had no idea about this term until this crap).

There are threads and threads over at that DCU board ripping this poor girl to shreds. Calling her a whore, a skank, the worst things you could ever think of. How Cook’s career would be ruined by dating these SLUTS and how he needed a “nice” girl like Carrie Underwood or Sarah Rohmer (the girl from the “Come Back to Me” video, Holly/Maryann is OBSESSED with this girl).

I tried to get them to stop. They buttered me up quite a bit by declaring my blog awesome, blah blah blah, but something was not quite right and I posted some things to try and figure out what they were all about. I defended Lana and got my ass chewed out (not by Holly, of course, but by some other lunatic who I actually am 99% positive was not her…her writing style gives ALL her personalities away). I decided these people were nuts.

Maybe a month or two later, Holly/Maryann got a hold of some photos of Lana and Cook and posted them and all “hell” broke loose because she sent them to JustJared (see above) and MJ, the latter of which only posted b/c you always need shit to post in the off-season of an Idol blog after it popped up JJ.

On the board, Holly/MA claimed the photos were sent to her, of course, and that US Weekly was offering money.

One time I PM-ed AdExec about something (I was hardly on this site ever, and was trying to find out about some other whack job at this point) but HOLLY, of course, was the one who EMAILED me back. One time she also left some comment on my blog telling her to PM her at the DCU board, leaving the link, of course. She posts that shit over ANY Cook post or Idol blog, you know, because she is in Advertising.

She also claimed she lived in NYC, even though I called her out once on her IP being from PA. Holly & AdExec were attractive girls around my age, according to their photos. One blonde, the other brunette (AdExec…who the hell makes that their screenname on ANYTHING?). Obviously photos taken from someone’s FB or something to further the guise of being “young, beautiful intelligent and CLASSY”.

I hope some of that made sense. I was trying to sum it up as best as I could but I probably didn’t do a very good job. The emails I received…ha…she tried kissing my ass a couple months back and I never wrote her back. Then I get some email 2 weeks ago calling me Joanne and telling me to stop bashing her name everywhere and that I shouldn’t believe everything I read about people on the internet.

I had forgotten the twat existed until then.

I have no doubt this woman is unhinged, however, what she put this poor girl through, it thoroughly disgusts me. I can’t believe I missed this thread before, because all of the shit about Zang is nearly VERBATIM. I also do believe she hacked her PB account and had something to do with the DDOS attacks on MJs and IT.

Oh, she also banned me from her “awesome free speech board”. I’m heartbroken. I think I will go home and cry into the 100 pages of PDFs I have from their “Girlfriends, Friends & Acquaintances” thread. But maybe I should thank Holly/MA. Because of her, I made a new friend and Lana is an absolute sweetheart..”

There has been talk since that time that Mary Ann/Holly sold the photos and info to Just Jared. Apparently a Sockpuppet’s gotta eat something more than Co-coa Puffs. “

Top Idol again with the dangers that MaryAnn/Holly has brought upon Lana Jade. Lana’s only crime being that she hung out some with David Cook

The way she went after Lana still infuriates me. Lana has a boyfriend now, but it doesn’t matter. Holly was still posting photos of her on that DCU board a few weeks ago, claiming she was at some show, blah blah blah. Calling her a whore. There was even one poster who claimed to have gone to the club where Lana was at one night (Holly posted the flier, of course) just to see her and ask all the bartenders and doormen about what a whore she was. I was trolling there and saw that and it was the last straw. “

Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets tries to email Top Idol and be all friendsy-wiendsy..

“Hey you, how have you been?

Listen, I was sent a PM that this idletard mod named smartie was writing stuff about my board and me. Can you tell me what is going on because I am not a member there, and I don’t wish to be. I have a feeling someone on that board may have logged into that Lana Jade’s photobucket and sent me the photos and is trying to “frame” me and my board.

I still think some of these fans are so overboard. What the hell is the fuss over those LJ pics? Sure the photos shows he has bad taste in girls, and the word “scene queen” didn’t sit well with his so called image, that is his fault, but it’s not like a naked picture of him surfaced on the internet. Sheesh, I don’t know how you handle some of these losers.

Take Care, “

A response from Top Idol with a Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets email in it.

“This is especially funny, considering she would email me with the same address every time. (Although I think one of her other personalities was in contact with me…hmmm…I need to check into this now.)

This is the last email I received from her…completely random, as I said, I forgot about the twat’s existence.

From August 6th:

Hi Joanne

I would appreciate it if you would stop spreading my personal email around.

I am not Holly.

Anyone can send you an email, create a facebook or a myspace and say they are someone else to get information. Do you see how easy it is?

Don’t believe everything you see and read.

So she’s not Holly, huh? Oh, yeah. Holly must be her ASSISTANT who uses her email when she’s not on her computer, right? So it was your assistant who emailed me in April and signed their name?

you are not one of those bunny people? I have to be honest their behavior does make me a little nervous. I feel a bit embarrassed for Cook. I think he wants a normal fanbase full of hot chicks. Can’t really blame him.

I know what you are saying about deleted posts. That is why fans are hopping on my board because they can voice their opinions. The dot. org boards and official boards are sometimes so boring because they censor a lot of the post and won’t let you talk about his personal life or his girlfriends.. I try to keep my board updated daily. There are 3 mods on there and they do a good job feeding me posts….it’s tough sometimes because I work full time in advertising and actually have a life.

I started the board as a place for fans to vent and it is growing little by little.

Glad to have you on board, and I will be sure to read your blog.

Hol “

I love this super classy bit Mary Ann/Holly posted:

“am just saying the truth and that you are all sluts “

Top Idol has written more than once about the crazy that is David Cook Uncensored

The Crazy Woman Who Stalks David Cook

Around that same time she faked having possible lung cancer..

Here is Mary Ann/Holly reacting to Top Idol’s post by attacking Idletard, who had nothing to do with any of this. Also Mary Ann/Holly had been on her usual banning binge she does when one of us posts something truthful & unflattering about her.

“Glad to see LL gone and withoutyou here. They are nothing but trouble makers especially with the last remark about the idletard board. They are so jealous of this board they can’t stand it. They photo shop crap, they make up stuff because they are trying to get people to leave here and go over there. It is clear as day. No I dont post much but I do observe what is being said and some of the people truly need to get a life. Not all of us are on the boards from morning until night like they are. Now she is trying to blame Holly for being other people and the poor girl is on a business trip. Get real. unbelievable some of the things people accuse people of. One of them is probably smartie. And I guarantee you they both deleted their accounts here and signed up under different names. Such bullshit. I love this board. It is different from most boards. Like that smartie person is any better. I have been on her board one time, and I never went back because she is just evil. “

and you should have seen how she talked to the members during this time. This is what Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets posted on DCU to one of her closer friends.

“I hope that you are not bashing Holly on THAT other board. It looks like someone is facing a lawsuit soon from what I have been reading.”

Rolls eyes, another dumb-assed reference to law soots yet nothing has been filed to this day.

More interesting postings at Top Idol involving Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets

Montecore No!

David Cook’s #1 Fan

At the bottom of the second blog, TopIdol posted this screen cap from her Administrator view:

topidol.wordpress.com/2009/11/14/monteco…ppets/#comment-13040

It shows that Holly has been there posting under several accounts, on one she says THIS IS HOLLY. You can see that all the IP addresses are the same. The IP address traces back to Morrisville, Pennsylvania. This is where MaryAnn/Holly Sockpuppet is, and is the same IP she used under her real name on fan sites. It is not a NY IP where Holly claims to be.

Someone over on DCU busts her on the fact that she was caught out by Top Idol in the screen cap with the different names and same IP

“It’s a screen cap TopIdol took of her administrator information. You can clearly see that YOU have logging in as different users, on one you say THIS IS HOLLY, and the other you claim to be someone else and go on defending yourself. You can see that the IP addresses are the same 68.42.4.78 (listed under the user names). The IP address traces back to Morrisville, PA. This is where MaryAnn is, and is the same IP she used under her real name on fan sites. So, Holly:

– Why aren’t you in NY?
– Why do you have the same IP as MaryAnn?
– Better yet, why have you lied to all of us?”

Big copy of screen cap. Note that the IP addies are all indentical!

Mary Ann/Holly’s reply to the doubters on Top Idol.

“Cooks_FUFL –

ok, now, I am going to use a FakeAngie account. See boys and girls how easy it is.
But I am going to type under the same ip address so top idol can trace my ip. See I don’t play your games.

Being a DCU member. Elizabeth is actually liked by that website and no one has talked in detail about her divorce. The mods over there have been scarce this week so maybe they didn’t catch the discussion.

Called a furniture store? hmmmm, let’s see what I read over there was that the girl in the store twittered that David was in a furniture store with lots of detail. She made it public. Holly didn’t do that, the girl in the furniture store did. Maybe Holly was joking, they do that often over there. And why are you people stalking this maryann person? Do you think what you guys are doing here is right? All fans do stupid and funny things, who cares.

Why don’t you get back to discussing the tards who follow David to 20 shows. Now that is stalking.

And no Maryann or Holly have twitter accounts or other websites. Again, their personal information is no where public. Elizabeth did have a public twitter and myspace. Her photos came from a public site. Her personal information was never posted there, not even her last name. Big difference. Again, you are looking at defamation of character of a private person. It’s funny because Holly is not Maryann, so she won’t be bringing a lawsuit, it will come from the other girl because she is the one you are defaming for no good reason.

You are crossing a line and taking things out of context from what I have been reading here. Why so much anger? Don’t get it?

Even if I were holly, Adex, bernyj, a DCU member, a friend, sister, it doesn’t matter. What matters is you are harassing someone you don’t know who is a private person and calling them crazy when they are not. Let me give you another hint. Do you know that meetthefamous knows someone on DCU and works for the same company as a mod over there?

ok, now look, I am going to make up a name now.

Here it goes…fakeangie.”

“Stalking is exactly what this board is doing to a private person and none of these post were made by Holly or Maryann. These are from other posters. Searching through the internet is not stalking. Posting personal information about someone and accusing them of stalking and then publishing a photo and a resume is libel along with their last name and hometown. These are not published post by these women. You have no proof of that.

Roy Horn of Sigfried – what the hell are you talking about? You people are out of your minds. See there you go again accusing an innocent person.

David is a PUBLIC FIGURE. So are the girls he hangs with. They have pics all over model mayhem. Holly and Maryann and bernyj do not. They have private accounts and never promoted themselves anywhere which is why you are leading yourself into a courtroom.

Again, these two women never harassed anyone. They are flat out lies.

I can not wait until a lawsuit comes your way because you do not know the law well at all. And smartie, you are not smart at all. You are so jealous of these women it is killing you. She is not interested in any artist. She never stalked or harassed anyone and from what I read this maryann person or whoever it was, asked your employer to have you stop harassing her. What reason would she call other than that? She is NOT an obsessed fan like all of you.

[b]I am finished with this board. I can tell you now if the photo is not removed you are looking at liability. I am not joking. This is very serious “

Still no lawsoots. Hey dummy, by that definition I could sue you for harassment for posting my information and photos.

Top Idol’s final posting on Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet debacle

We have been lied to.

Please pass this on.

At least all of this forced Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets to redo the rules for DCU at least for a few days. New rules.

“No one is required to post here on a day to day basis.

There is a reason why I am requiring lurkers to post once or twice within 10 days. Your ip address and privacy will be maintained securely on this board. This board is not like any other board that violates members personal information. We do not do that here. If you do not make a post even if it is an introduction of some sorts, within 10 days, your account will be deleted and you won’t be able to get back on until after the New Year. I have already banned one person for causing problems by spamming members to go to another board.

I am not accepting any new members until after New Years.

Please read the link in announcements.

Keep in mind, that other boards, one recently that some members here are aware, are using scare tactics and harassment of a woman not associated with me, to direct people to their board to read their garbage. And it is garbage. They are angry because their members have lost interest in some of their boards and are signing in over here. It’s competition to them, it is not to us. Everything I write is copied by them, twisted and placed on their board and taken out of context. As you can see we have never posted any personal information of any kind on this board about anyone. Discussing your likes and dislikes is nothing unusual on messageboards. Do you want to belong to a blog that post people’s ip addresses on a board, name their employer, last name, create post that are unrelated. Well that is what is happening to a few woman they are attacking. The PM’s I have received about these three people over there, two of which run their own board would make you truly disgusted. But I am not giving them any satisfaction because that is what they want. They want attention. They want you to believe I am crazy and they are normal and this other woman is crazy and her so called sister. I hear she has a husband so they better be careful over there. If you deny them the attention then 1) they will produce damaging nonsense that will only hurt themselves or they will go away. The information that I have received is that a lawsuit is being pursued against them. No not from me, but to slander and defame a person’s reputation that they do not know is really going to far. That is not what we do here and it is not our goal.

And everyone of the girls we have discussed here are 1). public, 2). want to be famous by going public by creating stupid You Tube Videos like Shannon and Lana Jade did, or spill her sob story to STAR like Kimberly Johnston did or pose publicly for Model Mayhem. You see the women on this board are very smart. Smart enough to know that these women are attention getters. There is a thread filled with women we feel are higher calibers. What is wrong with that, wanting the best for David? We are not here to slander anyone but we talk about the things these women have already created for themselves. Everyone of these women I am sure can be nice, but as long as personal information is not released, there is nothing wrong with discussing some of them. And everyone knows there is one Tulsa friend, I have gone out of my way to protect.

So there you have it. Part of the reason why I have to do this. No it may not solve everything because it is difficult to prevent people causing trouble. In addition, due to my lack of being here and not having much time to manage the board, I am trying to create more privacy and control over who becomes a member on this board. It will be somewhat of an exclusive membership. This way sensitive information can remain contained amongst ourselves.

The person who runs that site, on the other board has been banned. Most of the people on that other board have been banned from here.

My advice is to ignore the false information spreading over there because there is much documentation to prove them wrong. Their goal is bring this board down. With strong minded members they will fail. They need to just go about their business and leave people do what they want on their own boards. “

Again with the freaking Law Soots and no paperwork or de nada has shown up in the nearly 2 years since all this went down.

I’m not exposing all of this to ‘harass’ anyone but merely to warn and inform. A great deal of innocent people have been taken in and harmed by this unbalanced woman. Don’t become the next victim.

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4 Comments on “Chapter 5 Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicle”

  1. Cooks_FUFL Says:

    LMAO! I don’t even remember what I would have posted so that she would have felt the need to respond to me. I vaguely remember her gathering information about David and that furniture store, but that’s about it. Her responses to people don’t even make any sense! She just rambles on and on, AND ON.

  2. Karen D Says:

    None of those links work for me!

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Fixed all but one. It was a coding thing where I did the correct html coding for the link in Word but WordPress added additional code. Pita.

  3. nonna-muss Says:

    Poor Lana, I remember what she did to her. I felt bad for her when everything happened. MaryAnn is a psychotic bitch with no conscience. She has no worries when she’s ruining someone else’s life/name, yet flips out if someone accuses her of any misdeeds.


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