Chapter 9: The Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet Chronicles

Today on “Dance of the Sugar Plum Sockpuppets”

Then a pattern started setting in. Every single time David Cook was spotted with an attractive female Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets assumed that a) he was having hot nasty sex with this gal and b) the girl was a nasty slut not worthy of David. Straight into stalking mode she’d go.

Next up was Lana Jade, a cute blonde from the Northern Virginia suburbs of Washington DC. She was spotted with him at a bar near the University of Maryland and other places. Photos circulated on the internet of this model/actress and Mary Ann lost it.She typically started calling David a ‘whore’ for doing what normal guys his age do, have sex with attractive women in his own age range.

The knifes came out for Lana. Not only did Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets start threads about Lana Jade packed with purloined photos and information she did her usual and started tearing around Lana’s reputation. Lana ended up on Just Jared, photos with David Cook and accusations of being a ‘Scene Queen’ (an ancient term no one uses but Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets any longer). Some have said that Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets sold the information to Just Jared like she later did with Kim Johnson. She ignored the fact that Lana Jade had a resume filled with modeling gigs, a pilot she did for MTV and other ‘real’ events, unlike her own resume which is almost completely fictitious

Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets sent nasty messages through to Lana Jade’s MySpace and harassed her relentlessly. Finally Lana Jade left the internet because of this internut, Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets.

I have heard that David Cook warns the females he cavorts with to premptively block Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets from their MySpace/Facebook/other social media because of the scary stalking she’s done to his dates. Great way to show your love of David.

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