Chapter 15 Is It? Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicles

So I’ve sobered up enough to update the Sockpuppet news. Highly recommend if you get to visit the Palm Beach/Hollywood/Ft Lauderdale Beach area that you take the nightly cruise up the intercoastal canal that goes by the mansions of the sinfully rich and ridiculously famous. It’s even more fun with a banana daiquiri in a hollowed out coconut in your hand. Stop and get some of that delicious cake over at Grampa’s Bakery in Danai Beach too!

During that interlude in the sun I temporarily forgot about Mary Ann/Holly and her highly fabricated tales till I saw this posting about 90 minutes ago at DCU

We decided to shut down the board.

No one is forcing us but we just don’t feel it is fun anymore.

Because there are so many gullible people out there that are also confused about the lies being told, they are afraid to post here. This is a board that allowed members to have free speech within limits of course, but we just don’t find it fun anymore running this board. We also have about 45 new members just waiting activation but we are tired of dealing with trouble-makers.

I am sure if David goes public with his girlfriend we will all know about it.

We both have many other projects to pursue and we want nothing to do with the idiotic fans out there anymore.

We also learned that there is a court order in progress against that blog which is currently blocked that has caused much distress to this board and I am sure the woman who is seeking a possible lawsuit against the blogger. We don’t know the details, but it was what we heard. We don’t want any part of that nonsense.

We don’t anticipate David selling much on this second CD. He will do well, but it will probably be less than the first CD.

Good Luck to everyone out there…

No lawsoots… no court orders, nothing that I’ve seen. Also, how will they even know where to send it considering I’ve been accused of being Top Idol and Idletard AND someone from the Pink board. Don’t you have to know who is behind something to sue them? Good luck with that one.

The most they’ve been able to do is claim that charming photo with the dog and the webpage made with photos lifted from other websites is a copyrighted piece of intellectual property and take down two photos. Big whoop. They are hosted other places all over the internet. Besides, something has to be original to be copyrighted and none of those photos used to design the website actually belong to the webmaster. I could simply rehost them along with the scads of other Sockpuppet photos and information I have yet to post, including many involving the mods, at some place like a Russian hosting company that would not honor your claims of copyright. Besides, all of these photos are freely posted willy nilly on various boards.

Oh Miss Sockpuppets, your thin veneer doesn’t hide your real truth.

Please take down your board, you would be doing David Cook a very big service if you did. There would be less speculation on fake romances, no more attempts to sell made up information to tabloids, and other bits of idiocy. No one would stalk women even slightly connected to him any longer and he could stop watching over his shoulder when doing the show on the East Coast.

Take up knitting or gardening instead. It’s safer for you Miss Sockpuppets and it’s safer for Cook.

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27 Comments on “Chapter 15 Is It? Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicles”

  1. Rubber Ducky Says:

    It sure must be crowded in Yardley, PA, what with all her personalities crowding the place.

  2. Karen Says:

    “This is a board that allowed members to have free speech within limits of course”

    Hmmmm….. is that like an All You Can Eat Buffet with a one plate limit? Or Say Whatever You Want as long as I write the script?

    I doubt that the last bus out of Sockpuppetville will be gone for long.

    “Now boarding at dock 2……ALL A–BORED!!!!!!!”


  3. It's Me Says:

    She’s pretending that the forum has shut down, now 😆 But it’s still there; just like a cockroach nothing can kill the freak and her sockpuppet army.

  4. Rubber Ducky Says:

    I wonder if this means MaryAnn will target a new contestant for AI11 and move on from rug boy? Like she moved on from Clay and the child molester.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Surely she will or start obsessing over something new, like a male dog-whisperer or breeder.

  5. Cooks_FUFL Says:

    She is in the process of changing the board’s name to “David Cook News Board”. Ok, that will really throw people off! I will never be able to find the site now! 😦

    • freedavidcook Says:

      She’s such a genius! A GENIUS I TELLS YOU!

      Like we’re not going to notice that she’s merely changed the name. Moran.

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      😆 wow she’s so seacrudtive, she should be in the CIA!

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Should rename her board “David Cook Censored & Sockpuppetry”

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Oh and have a section on rental tips for getting someone to rent out a room of your condo as well as canine tips and how to chose a pet sitter.

  6. Karen D Says:

    OH yes, so clever! Don’t even recognize the front page, which is EXACTLY the same except for the board name. LOL

  7. burt Says:

    This whole saga really makes me lost for words. I love how even in that little statement about closing her board she still has to mention a girlfriend. Get over it!

    In other news… anyone heading to NYC for the CD release? My mind boggles at what will happen there.

  8. Sandy Says:

    Damn, I tried to go to DCU and I got the Forumotion page saying it does not exist. I was hoping she finally shut it down but it wasn’t too hard to find the new one, just clicked on the old one in the search results. Does she really think she’s fooling anyone with that?

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Check the latest chapter here. She’s changed the name to David Cook News Board there. Looks the same otherwise.

  9. Burt Says:

    I don’t know where to post anymore…

    Anyone else seen the videos of the Q & A from yesterday at WPLJ? Man, I feel for him. He’s a grown man trying to answer questions like a normal person in front of who knows (he mentioned having friends there and there had to be some newer and normal fans present). So what are the hardcore fans doing? Giggling like school girls, ah-ing like he’s just learned to talk and shouting “I love you” like Tourette sufferers, of course. Just treat him like a normal fucking person for fucks sake – that’s what he is! It’s what he wants to be. It annoys me just watching, what the hell must it be like for him? I’ve said it before and I’ll no doubt say it again, I really think that if they reacted differently they, and all his fans, would have a different relationship with them. It makes me kinda said.

    Oh and I watched the videos with my boyfriend in the room. He could barely stand it, especially the laughing. His one question: “are there any men in that room?” – sums it up really. Any men at any event are totally drowned out.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      He’s a better man than I for two reasons:

      1. He has man parts and I don’t

      2. I would have told those bitches to shut the fuck up

      Fine. If you want to be a fan, be a fan. Don’t interrupt him, shout out and all the other nonsense. Let the man speak! He’s funny, he’s intelligent, the rest of us would like to hear what he has to say!

      • burt Says:

        Nonna, you make me smile! Not going anywhere near man parts (I hear there’s enough of that elsewhere!) but your last line is spot on. Totally why it annoyed me so much – I too like hearing what he has to say.

        It bugs me that *they* claim to find him funny, intelligent etc but if that’s true, why do they never listen if he’s in front of them? It makes me wonder what the one on one conversations are like. If they had interesting (or just normal) conversations with him maybe he’d want to talk to them a little more. Just a thought. Intelligent people don’t often want to hang out with people who are acting like dribbling, babbling fools.

  10. WilcoisAwesome Says:

    My favorite thing right now is on the DCO boards, some fans are bitching that the NYE hotel show is restricted access, essentially (you either have to win or be staying at the hotel I believe) and they’re pissed because they don’t want to pay exorbitant prices to stay at the hotel just to see a few of his songs if they’re flying in from elsewhere. Did you catch all the crazy?

    1. Flying in from somewhere across country to catch a dude play at a hotel,and they’re pissed because it’s not free/easier access.
    2. They’re also pissed because the Best Buy deal is also pretty limited too. I saw one fan comment that there should be tickets set aside for “die-hards”. Uhm….excuse you?! What makes you a better fan than me? I’ve never even SEEN him live. And you want to BITCH because you may not get to see him for the umpteeth time?!


  11. Ali Says:

    Lol, Burt, some of the die hard’s are on twtter using reverse psychology haha. They’re saying how they don’t care if they spend a million bucks in travel expenses and not get in to the cd show lmao! They’re happy just hanging with all the good friends they’ve made through DC…yeah right! I guess they figure DC will love them the best for being the bestest fans ever lmao! Delusional tards!

  12. Ali Says:

    Oh sorry I confused your post with Burt’s Wilcois…but yeah, I think the tards may storm the cd party, like the villagers with there torches in those old horror movies lmao! Can you imagine the meltdown in that fandom! And how could they be so stupid as to plan travel to this show they know no details about! Like if tickets were being sold to the general public? I can’t blame David and his people for making it a more private event and keeping the embarrassing fans away…he hopes lol.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Don’t you think those that had already bought airline tickets without knowing the details will all share one room in this joint and crash the concert? You know the crazier ones will do just that..

      Would like to be there to see this travesty unfold.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Oh yeah, they’re reserving rooms and going to the concert. I’m sure it’s cramping their plans to spend the night on the sidewalk in front of Best Buy. This is going to be a disaster. I feel bad for him.

      • on the edge Says:

        Could this have been done purposefully, so that even if the “usual suspects” show up that there’s no way in hell they can make it to more than one show? Not unless they can actually be in two (or three) places at once?

      • freedavidcook Says:

        I’m sure they’ll delegate so that they can. Some will sleep on the sidewalk and save seats for the ones back at the hotel and the ones at the hotel will list the sidewalk sleepers as registered guests in their rooms. Lust can make people do creative and very crazy things.

      • burt Says:

        Yep, they’ll find a way. They’ve been harassing him about the launch “party” for months, no way they’ll miss the chance to be there. I’m not following on DCO – can’t handle the worthiness (or the eye torture – white text on black background kills them!). I get that they’ve supported him and all that but like Wilco says, what gives them the right to decide they’re better fans and should be treated differently? Just because they follow him wherever he goes doesn’t make them better or more worthy fans. There are plenty of people who would love to see him play but can’t for whatever reason – they’re still fans though.

        There was also a fuss about the WPLJ comp because they were only accepting calls from within their area. It might have been a genuine complaint from only a few people but I noticed there was eventually a number to text. I wonder how many out of the area actually got in?

        I also feel sorry for rcaed. All credit to him for being on DCO answering questions and I think he comes across as a decent guy but he’s had to deal with some questions/shit storms. Some of my favorites:

        They’re obsessed with the end of the TLG video being cut when it’s shown on TV – like he has a say!
        The website visitors counter/stats – what’s with the obsession? Isn’t that for the label to worry about?
        Complaints about other organization’s videos not being available internationally – I get it, I do, but why do they think he has a say in it?

        But, I’m loving whoever is complaining about all the NYC shows being during working hours, for VIPS, the low level of competition winners and missing out if you can’t sit on twitter or spend all day waiting in line. She has a point to a degree (not so much on a ticket allocation to hardcore fans) – it does sound limiting if you have a life to lead that isn’t Cook-focused but she’s being shot down! I don’t know the answer, and there’s certainly no way to please everyone, but it does make you wonder what they’re trying to achieve. Once again, the usual suspects (the ones we assume he would have an issue with) will be the ones that get in ahead of less committed fans. Still, I’m sure they know what they’re doing.

        (Sorry for the long post!)

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