Chapter 16: Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicles

So now that Holly proclaimed that they were closing David Cook Uncensored it seems that all they did was change the name. Now it’s David Cook News Board.

Compare for yourself – all attempts to search for David Cook Uncensored lead to the newly created David Cook News Board on Foromotion. Very curious. Has someone not read Shakespeare and his take on names, something about a rose smelling just as sweet if it were named something else. Well, I’m not smelling anything as sweet as a rose, more like something extremely fishy and foolish.

How goes the room mate hunt I wonder? Will the new room mate be annoyed by the operation of a pet sitting business out of the same location? Are there business zoning ordinances that perhaps someone is breaking? So many questions I’d love to know the truth about.

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18 Comments on “Chapter 16: Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicles”

  1. It's Me Says:

    She’s not fooling anyone. And MaryAnn? Lots of people are watching you, you cunt. We’re spreading the word about you, as far and as wide as possible. Don’t think any potential employers won’t google you.

  2. nonna-muss Says:

    *Peeks out from around the corner* Is she gone?? Can it be?? Or is she hiding, waiting to jump out and scream “BOO!”?

    • freedavidcook Says:

      She seems to be gone but we both know it’s just temporary. She ain’t going nowhere forever, she waits till things die down and then reemerges. We know there’s no way she deleted all those threads of her masturbatory material from DCU. Just like crab grass and weasels Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets always comes back.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Hopefully not in Cooktardlandia though. In another year we’ll hear about some other fandom suffering the ill-ways of Holly Sockpuppets. Does she still have her Clay and Chester board?

  3. Sandy Says:

    Is she really gone this time? One can only hope she’s not just in hiding till she thinks things have quieted down. I can’t find her redhottopic board anymore. Maybe she’s deleted that too?

  4. Sandy Says:

    She was posting on the threads this past season as luvaerosmith claiming to be a music executive and to be doing A&R for a record label. She liked Haley but Haley didn’t make it to the finale so she said she will be moving on to X Factor next year. She’ll be back when she latches on to some other contestant she deems worthy of obsessing over. Maybe she can find a whole new group of fans to dupe for a while.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Hopefully we’ll find out who and what her new scam/board is and we can all become members! πŸ˜€

  5. burt Says:

    It’s all gone very quiet around these parts…

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Tired and busy. Nothing much to say. Yeah, I know the cd release drama and the ones trying to figure out how to get into the special hotel concert in NYC. Simon just got crap tons of Botox. Adam has probably put his foot in his mouth again. I know Kerry Kolsch is trying to farm and that alone is ripe for sarcastic commentary (actually I’m afraid for her, farming ain’t easy) and I’m sure the fantards all over the place are busy doing nutty things again. But I ain’t got nothing to say. Miss Sockpuppets is in hiding hoping I forget all about her. Whateves

  6. Ali Says:

    Lol I was just thinking about the cd release and popped over here to see if any news of the crazies are up. I guess they’re tarding about stuff on twitter and DCO, but I can’t even find the stomach to check out the usual suspects anymore. I was hoping someone here would do the dirty work for me lol. I could use a good laugh πŸ™‚

  7. Ali Says:

    I had to check over on twitter, just curious about any buzz after listening to the new David Cook cd on aol. It’s pretty much what I expected. Pop, no hard rock, though on aol, they describe it as “sensitive, mature hard rock”? Wtf does that mean? Unfortunately not my style or what I thought I liked about David’s style, more indy than adult contemporary. Sounds like his first cd. Oh well, it seems wehoscott is going on about how “anthemic” it is and how he should headline not be an opening act. Isn’t this what Scott claimed for David’s first record…he is too big a star to open? I think he would be better opening for a more established act in order to gain new fans…

    Ironically some of his opening acts from his first tour are now doing very well touring and selling records, such as Crash Kings, and The Script…So maybe they will return the favor and let him open for them?

    • freedavidcook Says:

      I think it’s that old “American Idol Winner” label that is limiting his fan base. The only two that seemed to be able to overcome that were Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood. The guys just seem to be filled with fail unfairly. Most of them are as talented as some of the other artists out there, I guess they just aren’t marketable enough and people sometimes view an AI win was less than legitimate.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Yeah, it’s that and the label. Carrie was lucky because they let her make records in her genre. Kelly had to fight tooth and nail to make what she wanted. RCA will pigeon hole Cook into pop/HAC. He’ll never be taken seriously as rock which sucks because his rock is so much better than what they have him making now.

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        πŸ˜† that schmalzy Nicklecrap pap he does was never and will never be rock

    • songkat7 Says:

      The stupid thing about what Scott is spouting is that David himself is repeatedly saying (in recent interviews) that he wants to open for another larger band, to get his music into new ears.

      And now that David is making that known, watch Scott change his tune and begin to claim that’s the direction David should take. Because no matter what misinformation Scott splutters about, once David confirms to the contrary, Scott suddenly is behind what David is saying, and makes it seem like he was on board with the idea the entire time.

      I had no idea about the twitter words between Scott and Andrew, that’s hilarious. When will these people realize that David will always side with his family over mere strangers who happen to buy his CDs? Amusing.

  8. Ali Says:

    Songkat, Scott and his LA tards in waiting will always kiss up to David in the futile hopes that he sees them as friends and not just over invested fans. They really are clueless if they think they can insult his brother and still have his respect. They are shamelessly following the band and girlfriends and who ever else is remotely associated with David in LA in hopes of being included in the inner sanctum lol. I think they should all just ignore these freaks, or call security. Sadly I believe the friends and family of David don’t want to hurt his career by being rude to these freaks, so they play along. Except for Andrew, god bless him.


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