Why? Neil Lambert Is Alive & Well
I’m too sick and bedridden to rant about Cook fans today but I have noticed people coming in here under the dumbest of search engine terms today.
Now usually when we get search engine terms showing up on the stats it’s either pornographic like “Wet Fat Asses” or “Lady Blows Dogs” or it involves David Unbaldy Cook’s new hair. I get oodles of hits here every day saying things like ‘What did David Cook do to his hair?’ ‘Does American Idol David Cook wear a wig?” or my personal favorite – ‘Does David Cook have hair plugs?’
Today’s most searched terms were ‘Neil Lambert Suicide’ & ‘Did Adam Lambert’s brother kill himself’
What the fuck gives here folks? Is it so quiet in Lambertland that tards are making up random rumors about Adam family members now? Someone ‘splain it to me.
Tweeted Neil to ask him why the Sparkle Cows were Googling his possible suicide and he didn’t know.
Very bizarre fanbase I have to say.
I’ll be back with more David Cook CD release week once my diverticulitis decides if it’s going to get better.Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized comment below, or link to this permanent URL from your own site.