Archive for July 2011

Sexiest Man Alive?

July 29, 2011

Well we all know too well how much the various tard packs love love love spamming internet polls proving their guy is tops. Here’s another one – and it’s bound to create some crazy among the over invested tard fans of Adam Lambert and David Cook. May the best spamming pack win. Ha. No matter who wins we win for getting to witness the witless masses spamming. Happy carpal tunnel folks.

The Passing of Amy Winehouse & Tard Grief

July 29, 2011

Over at DCO there’s a thread dedicated to discussing the untimely death of singer Amy Winehouse. Apparently some of the Cooktards are indulging in that public orgy of grief that pops up when someone famous or semi-famous bites it. Now, this pack mentality grief doesn’t extend to all celebs when they die. I noticed none of this pack tarding when the very talented Clarence Clemmons died of cancer recently. I guess because he wasn’t 27 and it wasn’t sudden.

You guys all know Amy, don’t you?

Friend of mine saw Amy Winehouse the first time she played Coachella. Said she took a crackpipe out of her bouffant and smoked crack right on stage during the performance. That didn’t bode well for her longevity.

The problem in the Cooktard Universe over the death of Amy seemed to be the total silence of Dave and the band guys in the face of many other celebrities *cough*attentionwhores*cough* tweeting and wailing what a tragedy this was. So over at DCO they’re making excuses up for this silence, dumb stuff like, he’s too awkward to know what to say, or he’s busy.

Listen assuptionoids – he’s made it pretty clear he doesn’t care for drugs and what they do to people. So I would not expecting him to make a statement about the death of Winehouse. You guys are not his Mommas, you don’t have to defend or explain away everything he does or doesn’t do. Quite frankly it’s none of your business or even mine. It’s pretty stupid.

The real tragedy with Cook is the photo he tweeted the other night of the dinner he was cooking. Canned pasta sauce on that fancy purty stove? Please! The ghost of Julia Child is weeping somewhere.

Before you tattoo me unfeeling meanie over this just let me say that Winehouse was very talented but she did this to herself. Wasted life, wasted talent. Waste makes me angry. The kindest thing anyone can do is allow her family to mourn out of the glare of the spotlight. Less said the better.

David Cook Fantards Overreact Again

July 27, 2011

Does anyone in fandom actually remember when Cook asked his teeming masses to back the f*** off? Yes, it did happen and he got excoriated in the press over it. Happened late March 2009 after some tard attached a tracking device to his bus.

Here’s some of what he said from TV Guide

“The efforts by some fans to find our hotel rooms, call our hotel rooms, attach things to our bus, etc., is something I have to condemn,” Cook wrote. “This relationship only works when it remains healthy for both parties, and should this behavior continue, the only thing we can do is take more preventative measures to maintain our privacy, which in turn makes us less accessible to you.”

Cook said he and his band love spending time with fans, but that they “do enjoy what little privacy we can muster.” But, Cook doesn’t want to leave a bad taste in the mouth of the fans who voted him to stardom on Idol.

“I hope this doesn’t come off as harsh,” he writes. “I merely want to nip this in the bud so we can continue to have a great experience with all of you at the shows we have coming up.”

The article begs the question if the general public thought he was overreacting. The press thought he was but apparently none of them had experienced the scary pack that is Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets, WehoScott, Anodynejunkie, Krunkjess, Stacy Hankins, Ninasfeet and assorted other nuts. They were seriously misinformed. What Cook did and said was mild.

Too bad he never managed to get it under control because of the debacle taking place on Twitter between his insano tard pack and a guy who goes by Mouland316 on Twitter. I didn’t catch all what was going on because I’ve been busy doing some freelance work for a Defense Contractor (had to learn about weapons grade stuff..I don’t know weapons) and looking at a business I might buy into. Someone correct me if I’m wrong but the gist of the argument seems to be that Mouland dissed Cook’s music and/or career and the tards not only tore him a new asshole but also got him let go from his position doing promotion for another musician.

Klassy, gals and guy, klassy. I wish you’d direct this passion towards something that REALLY mattered, like the economy or ending world hunger instead of petty internet shiesse. Cook’s silence in this matter is apparently encouraging the nuts to think that he’s pleased by their activities. What are they? His internet mommies? So middle school.

Fess Up! Who Is Webhoscott?

July 22, 2011

I’ve been on vacay again with spotty internet availability for the last few weeks. Amish country, Rock and Rock Hall of Fame, Kaintuck and other parts near the Ohio River. Casinos, craps tables and drinks. No American Idols, heh.

So when I do come back in when the slow assed dialup at these places lets me I see that the self-professed ‘Weed’ and pal of Ninas Feet and other silly self-named ‘Weeds’ is fighting with the ‘Roses’, whatever those are besides the bushes with the smelly flowers. Wehoscott is on a tear, ramage, snit, whatever you wanna name it.

Why? Who? What?

Then someone sets up a fake Wehoscott account on Twitter named ‘Webhoscott’ and starts twittering David Cook and band mates some pretty funny stuff about moobs and pretending to be ‘in the know’. Lots of Scott titty twisting going on. Now it’s down.

Looks like someone outed all of Wehoscott’s info using it too. I wonder how he feels about that considering he’s leaked all kinds of sheisse, true and untrue, about Cook and pals. Karma bites again. After seeing all of the info on Scott and his photo I have to say it’s pretty creepy when you combine it with the stuff he’s tweeted, like smelling Cook that time, talking smack about Andrew leeching off his brother and other really inappropriate remarks.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the culprit was one of those ‘Roses’ or even a whole vase of them. Would love to know who took him on like that and what type of threats Scott used to get the twitter account pulled. Perhaps he has incriminating photos of the Twitter founder with a goat, manatee and Martian hooker. His ‘career’ swag could not possibly be as important as he pretends after finding out what he does and for who. Certainly not enough to have insider info on Cook and Co. and not to get Twitter accounts removed for TOS violations.

David Cook Anthemictfln -Sick

July 7, 2011

Smell The Coffee posted a link in the comments the other day for something I hadn’t viewed before, a Tumblr account filled with photos captioned in some pretty disgusting ways – Anthemictfln. (Warning: view at your own risk)

I don’t quite know what to say except Eeeww! Sample below.

Seriously, who does things like this? Who feels the need to be so disrespectful to someone they claim to love? I hope that the people doing this are silly young teenagers but I have a feeling it’s all those panting middle-aged Cooktards doing this stuff while their hubby drinks beer and watches tv. Grow up, seriously, grow up and stop doing disgusting things like this.