American Idol Significant Others (David Cook, Taylor Hicks, Adam Lambert)
We’ve been talking in the comments on the probability that David Cook hasn’t been leading a lonely celibate life. I’m sure the Weeds and the Roses love to picture him wearing a human hair shirt and monks robe subsisting on saltpeter mixed with manna to preserve the purity of his instrument and to save himself for them.
Charming picturesque vision that it might be to some (ugh, it creeps me out!) I’m sure it’s not true. He’s a man, a healthy young male, so I’m sure he has suitable female companionship just like I’m sure it’s none of our business. He is entitled to his privacy if he so desires.
Unfortunately some of the Twitter brigade have started tweeting him begging for a date or rudely inquiring about the state of his love life, neither of which are appropriate behavior or their business. Just like that stupid dating survey they posted at DCO ages ago, filled out and presented to him. LOL-worthy. I loved the video of the presentation because Cook looks so much like he’s on the verge of bursting out in big braying laughs. I often wonder how much of a laugh does he and the guys in the band get over the more ridiculous tard behavior.
And thanks to YoTaylor in the comments I got to see that the tard hazards of dating an American Idol aren’t just something Cook has had to deal with. Taylor Hicks fans got ridiculously out of the box harassing and speculating when he was dating news lady Caroline Lyders. Looking around at the uber bitching online about how Caroline is the devil to Hicks fans I’m laughing. This is so typical,. the harassment and lies invented by the emotionally overinvested. I still don’t get the big honking deal it was that Hicks was spotted with a different blonde in Hawaii. He could be dating more than one person at a time. It is possible and it doesn’t mean that Lyders is some sort of beard like the worst of the Taylor Tards tries to say.
I would love it if Lyders would show up here and let us know about the harassment she suffered from at the hands of Hicks idiot pack. I’m sure she has tales to tell that rival Lana Jade’s.
That’s one big advantage that Adam Lambert has over Taylor Hicks or David Cook. Being that he’s gay his crazy ott fans seem to adore his boyfriends, from Cheeks to present. Unless of course you point out that their hair looks suspiciously like those guys on Dragonball Z. Then they go all creamed crap on crackers. The comments are priceless and crazy.
I wonder what would happen if Adam decided he wanted to date a woman and be bi. How crazy would his herd get?Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized
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