David Cook Tour 2: Where Are The Fuc Bunnies?

Back two years ago, close to the beginning of this blog, I had a number of posts about those nasty pests the Fuc Bunnies. They made a large part of the last tour very miserable for anyone behind them and behaved most obnoxiously with their signs begging for actions deemed illegal in some states.

Those posts are gone now because a number of the Bunnies complained to WordPress I’d violated their copyrights or some such nonsense. WordPress folded faster than Superman chugging espressos on laundry day. I’m sorry I didn’t save any of those photos and links because it was just so unbelievable, like something a sicko would make up for fiction. Sadly it’s all true.

I’m curious as it if they will reappear. They were shamed into silence by certain blogs and bloggers midway during the first tour. Top Idol wrote about them, I did and a number of others exposed their lair, a invision board with the odd name “Illusions of Cook”. Their videos are gone from YouTube. Deep bunny hiding in a burrow I guess.

Their specialty was showing up en masse to sit together right up front everyone wearing light up pink bunny ears. They would hold up signs that went from bordering on bad taste to outright obscene. Signs were spotted reading things like “We Masturbate” or “Play Fuck Her Gently” or offering various sexual services. Like this one for Neal –

I’m not going to show any of the other signs because they are pretty sick over all. Here’s a few fan comments about the Bunnies.

I also understand the idiots with the flashing bunny ears were holding up letter/signs that spelled out something objectionable, though I haven’t heard what it was yet.

And someone on DCO says that although the crowd was mostly fine, she did spot at least one pink puffy-painted ‘David Cook’ shirt, blech.

Don’t think I saw it posted but the same people who held up the DC fuc bunnies signs had a big one that said “We Masterbate” last night. I. Don’t. Get. It. No idea what they are trying to accomplish.

I was near the bunny ears on Friday. If any of the members of that group are members of our site, this is NOT the place that plan was hatched. DC’s fuck bunnies is indeed what their sign said. Other signs I saw from that section were “Master Cook” (which morphed to Master-bate on the dance floor at the club David was at Saturday night) and a giant Magnum condom. From my vantage, David did NOT look pleased with these signs. In fact, after the giant condom, he made a long exasperated sigh/grunt into the microphone (it was between songs).

I just saw that, too, and I don’t think it even needs to be said how very sad it is that he needed to post it, but WTF does it mean about attaching things to his bus? My first thought was some sort of GPS device, but that can’t be right, can it? Please tell me no one went that far.

on my cell but had to respond… it was bad.. they were in my section in the three rows ahead of me.. i have a pic of some of the ears lit up but have decided not to acknowledge them.. they were rude to everyone around them and acted like cookie was theirs.. and yes the sign spelled out fu*k.. andy was dying on stage horrified but laughing they were right in front of him.. seriously there were fans doing this who were old enoug to be his grandmother..

You’re right but there were two sets of signs. I didn’t post about the first set. I believe the first set just said “We say Master you say Cook” or something like that (something more SANE? Or maybe not but I couldn’t see that one as clearly since it was bigger and I was watching DAVID). He sort of acknowledged that one with an “oookkkkaaayyy?” but then later they reused the signs for the “We masterbate” which is why masturbate is spelled incorrectly. Or maybe they just think that is how it is spelled. I saw it with my own two eyes as did my husband as we were directly behind them (but several rows back).

Yes, yes Sanjayas#1fan, I did take these from Melinda’s Top Idol Blog. But I’m reposting them here so that those unfamiliar with the Fuc Bunny madness back in 2008/2009 can get the story since WordPress took down the *coughcoughUthie-Ray Loane-Saycoughcough* posting (damn, my pig latin is rusty) Props to Melinda for her awesome gathering. She posted about the Bunnies too.

The sickest moment in Bunny history is what I chronicled nearly two years ago that was deleted. There was a certain Bunny living in Ohio that was featured in either “Womans Day” or “Family Circle” magazine in an article about how the economy was affecting the average American. Miss Bunny and her husband complained in the piece about their fall from happy middle class with both of them employed to complete joblessness and hand to mouth existence. They claimed to be subsisting on Food Stamps, food bank charities, family members, government stipends and other things without any job possibilities on the horizon. What she didn’t say is that while they were undergoing this poverty she was following David Cook around the country from concert to concert with the other Bunnies. She even got one of her kids in on the act by having her hold one of the nasty F-worded signs. A kid, a six year old pre adolescent kid who shouldn’t even know what that word means. No financial support and she was blowing the few dollars they had on stalking an American Idol winner. Classy.

So… keep your eyes open this fall for pink bunny ear wearing women with crass signs even if the bunnies all seem skinned & fricasseed by now.

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