David Cook Sophmoronic Tour Starts

Sunday night Cook’s new ‘tewer’ started with a bang.. or be that a ripping sound? Caused by another nut and her pals. Dana from New Jersey (Disclaimer: NOT Daina Pizza Screamer from New Jersey. Another Dana.) had been man handling Cook when he was nearby during “Declaration”. Shortly thereafter on stage Cook’s leather pants ripped from ass to knee and the crowd went wild. Particularly after he mumbled something about the rip being a Dicklaration. The crazy Cooktards ate that up and it started off an endless round of speculations on them seeing his dick.

I’ve looked at the photos and it’s more penis wishful thinking. I doubt most of those tards have seen a real live penis in this century and would mistake all sorts of things for peen – a giant praying mantis riding a thermometer, rolled up socks, a banana or a rolled up copy of the Constitution of the United States.

This is the Tard fantasy of what was seen in those darkened grainy photos

Reality – far different than Tard wishes…

Idol Tards have always mistakenly thought all male Idols have huge schlongs while medical research in recent years says that the average penis is between 5 inches and 6.2 inches. That’s 87 percent of men worldwide. The percent with huge peen? A mere 4 percent. Unlikely that many or even any of the Idols are sporting anything beyond the average length, not that it matters anyway, but it seems to be an ongoing creepy concern of the Cooktards and all Tard groups.

Brian May Big Dick

Anyhoo, here’s hoping that Cook gets better hair that doesn’t look snapped on like a Lego Man’s and that the rest of this tour is filled with Tard Fail and amusement. Seems that some of the university gigs are making the middle aged non-student tard pack move to the back of the venue with the students right up front. That’s so awesome!

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258 Comments on “David Cook Sophmoronic Tour Starts”

  1. Beauxcefus Says:

    A tweet from earlier tonight. Just about all laughed out – but still have a HOWL left for this

    @thedavidcook I think elderly people like you 🙂 lol

  2. SmelledTheCoffee Says:

    I think this is the perfect time and place for a little caption contest based on the expressions on the band’s faces in some of these masterpieces. Monty has that deer-in-the-headlights look in most, the new guy looks stunned in some (don’t you guys get ANY hot chicks?), Andy looks comfortably numb, and David’s probably looking around for one of those old sharpies to gouge his eyes out with. Kyle, though, looks cute as hell.

  3. Beauxcefus Says:

    These VIP pics may be the worst thing to happen to the Cooktards. Who can take them seriously ever again, when they let their FREAK flags fly (not a compliment) so nicely in these photos? Someone in the last thread remarked these fans looked like Wal Mart customers… Nope, they are a notch below – Dollar Tree or Dollar General is more like it. Cook has been called the po’ man’s Daughtry – the fans just round out the package. Can’t wait to see the next batch!

  4. Linds Says:

    So this site is just going to post pictures of random fans to mock their appearances? The site is much more interesting and grown up when you focus on the batshit behavior of fans. Keep in mind some of you are going to VIP and just being there or perhaps even being overweight does not make you crazy and mockworthy.

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      Which one are you?

      • Linds Says:

        None! Haha! I will be up there when I go to a VIP though, which WILL be my first time pictured with David. So my post was in anticipation of that. I get that the pictures are on the internet and fair-gamed for being mocked, but don’t really want to be mocked just because I want to meet the band. I haven’t been able to do it for free because I am not a freaking stalker. While the pictures may be fair game to mock, that doesn’t mean that the people who are mocking are not being juvenile and cruel in doing so. Thank you freedavidcook for taking down the pics and just focusing on the genuinely crazy.

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        Stop trying to censor people. It’s entirely human to reach an opinion when looking at anything. You cannot control people’s thoughts. If people think you look like a desperate, horny, pathetic old bag, so be it.

    • Cooks_FUFL Says:

      You are going to the Cleveland show, correct Linds?

  5. Amusedbyfandom Says:

    I’m all for pointing out crazy tard behavior ( and I’ve posted plenty on this blog about some of it) but I’m not seeing cray cray in these pictures. Just fans posing with musicians. They look just like the dozens of other non-idol band/fan photos I’ve seen. Shockingly enough the world is not full of supermodels, lol.

    I’ll admit, I’m a Cook fan….his music and him as a person. If I get a chance to meet him, I’m going to put on the biggest cheesiest fucking smile on my face anyone has every seen and won’t give a fuck who doesn’t like it 🙂 But, whatever, carry on

  6. Jen Says:

    I feel like the resident buzzkill but posting these pics just to make fun of how people look makes me uncomfortable. I don’t care what people look like – I care about them being awful to and making things difficult for other fans. I’m a fan – I’d meet him if given the chance.

  7. Beauxcefus Says:

    We don’t know just who are the real a-holes bringing the cray cray – the internet provides them great cover, so trying to guess who is who from these pics is kinda fun. Seeing just who comprises his fanbase is a real hoot… like some good singers have a face made for radio, a lot of these fans have faces made for and needing to remain anonymous behind their screennames 🙂

    • Amusedbyfandom Says:

      But, these are just pics of people standing there, no crazy behavior. As I said, the world is not full of supermodels. Been to any concerts lately….for non-idol related singers. Guess what, no super good looking people at those shows either. All kinds of people can be spotted at any show. Old, young, fat,skinny, whatever.

      I’m with Jen, bad behavior should be called out. Making fun of people because of their looks is just not cool. Fail to see the fun…but that’s just me.

  8. songkat7 Says:

    I’ve been wondering if comments on photos just because of how the fan looks will result in one of us who might have VIP passes being called out just because someone doesn’t think we should be seen in public.

    For the record, I am not going to a show because none are coming near my area, but when one does, I’ll probably get a VIP for one show (no more). Which means I’m sure I’ll be one of the ones made fun of, since I am neither 20 years old nor a size 2.

    I’m in agreement that calling out the crazy stalkers is one thing, but calling people out just because they are less than attractive to some here is entirely another subject.

    • Beauxcefus Says:

      It’s the price one pays when one forks over 75 dollars and give the VIP company the right to publish these photos on the net. You gotta ask yourself…. Is 75 dollars and a few bored and disinterested seconds of your fave’s time worth the real possibility of ridicule and fun poking in the instantaneous internet age? You decide 🙂 I’m going to keep laughing, cause I ain’t crazy enough to (1) give ANYBODY 75 dollars just to stand next to them, nor (2) have my mug plastered all over the web for all eternity to be mocked. More power to those who roll the dice and go for it – just be prepared to be snarked on…

      • songkat7 Says:

        Failing to see your logic, but I see that as a good thing.

      • fluffy Says:

        So because I don’t look like a supermodel I should not do something that I would like to do *once* and have fun just because I should be afraid that bored, small-minded people who *probably* don’t look like a supermodel either might make fun of me? Right-o. That, to me, would be the saddest thing of all – if people would be so afraid of being mocked by random people sitting safely behind the anonymity of the internet that they would pass on something they really wanted to do.

        Look, I’m all for calling out crazy tards (if you’re showing up in multiple locations in VIP, that’s weird. I don’t see a problem with once.). But I’m very, very uncomfortable with mocking random pictures of fans solely for how they look who are doing something that many perfectly normal fans do for many other bands out there.

      • Emerson. Says:

        No I see you as someone that like to make fun of DC fans while you HIDE behind your name but whatever floats your boat. You won’t put out the money because you would be made fun of too. JMO. right?

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Well, Rascalete, doesn’t everyone online hide behind a screen name? Like you using Emerson. What’s the diff?

    • Black Angel Says:

      Anything put on the internet is fair game to be ridiculed. If this bothers you, then perhaps think twice about having your photo publicly displayed for the world to see. For myself, I would never pay money to meet David Cook or his band. It’s not my style. I’ve met most of the Idols and have gotten a photo with them without paying a cent, so why would I pay to meet them?

      For the record, I haven’t pointed out anybody specifically, however, I do think most of these women are unattractive. I was more amused by the expressions on the band members’ faces.

  9. Karen D Says:

    Well, there is one crazy one from Columbus humping his leg in the photo….

    • SmelledTheCoffee Says:

      Holy shit. And look at Andy’s pose in that one too.

    • Ali Says:

      Haha, well I was going to comment on the leg humper lol. And the one where the band all crossed there eyes (they just looked shell shocked lol)…I think all you guys saying ridiculing unattractive people is not cool, may be right to a point, but in the David Cook fan world it’s open game…and to point out the poster who said not all people are attractive who attend concerts for any artist, well that’s true, but you don’t see most people who attend as casual fans forking out bucks to take a pic with bands, and have them plastered all over the internet. In fact, many bands still show up for free if fans want pics, in this struggling industry. And the vip’s are sometimes more expensive, like for Daughtry, so there are fewer “regs” coming back for seconds. And Daughtry fans old and young, are not as tardish, at least at the shows I’ve attended, and what I’ve seen online, they seem to conduct themselves as adults.

      I attend lots of shows, and lots of styles of music, but I do not see this many people, over and over again, doing vip. Once or twice is enough…and I’m not so old, or too unattractive lol, but still would not want to be photographed umpteenth time with the same band online. Embarrassing for them…and me 🙂

      BTW, I recently attended a previous David Cook opening act show, The Script concert, and old and young, cute and ugly were there in force (though nothing as horrible as the walmart, family dollar contingency,and I stick to that!)…but I noticed no one standing at the buses…most left after the show, and online no VIP picks were posted…though I know there was an option for VIP tickets and photo’s with the band. I just don’t think it’s such a big shit for most people. And they kicked ass live! But why would I need to meet them personally?

      • songkat Says:

        Actually, the Script always meets their fans after their shows, and there are a lot of fans out there.

      • Ali Says:

        Well like I said, my show was an early one, and it was packed, but most left after the show, I guess most didn’t need to meet, just came for a great show. This was my experience. And I met them once before, for free, so why again? My opinion.

      • songkat7 Says:

        I met them for free as well, hence why I didn’t stay after the last show I went to last month. Instead, I explained to my niece (who’s a bigger fan than I am) that it was time to let someone else have a turn, since she’d already met them as well.

        If I do VIP for David, it’s mostly for the entire package, not just meeting him. I already met him once, got a picture and autograph, so I’m not really doing VIP for that. Soundcheck is the real draw for me, and having never met his band other than Kyle, it would be nice just to say hello to them.

        Do I need to? No. Would I like to? Sure, why not? But even if I went to a few local shows, I wouldn’t pay for multiple VIPs. To me, that’s like trying to create an experience instead of just experiencing something organically.

  10. Amusedbyfandom Says:

    Missing the logic here. Some of you can agree that it’s not cool to make fun of people that one may consider unattractive but it’s ok to do this to Cook fans….because????….they’re Cook fans? Alrighty then.
    The VIP is run by Ground Control, they are posting the M&G photos, maybe they don’t have an option for people to request their photos not be posted online…I don’t know. But I don’t think that means these people deserve to be or set themselves up for ridicule ( well maybe the leg humper deserves it, lol ).

    There are tons of artist that do paid M&Gs, it’s not something new to Cook and someone of them reach into the hundreds of dollar range. Have to laugh at the Daughtry reference. Pretty sure he posted links to M&G photos on his official website during his last tour and low and behold his fans didn’t look any different (almost all unremarkable females and some kids) than Cook fans and I could point you to some Daughtry tards on twitter, lol. Every artist/band (pop, rock, jazz, fucking polka) has their tards. Your kidding yourself if you think other wise. Even tards seem to have their tards 😉

    • Ali Says:

      Whatever…name the other fandoms you are in? I’m in many and I’m not speaking for all here, just myself…the cooktards are the worst in my opinion and I have the right to mine as you do yours hon…and speaking of cooktards lol…kim powell @SomberStitches and @Daina_91880 the pizza screamer are on twitter threatening to sue FDC for slander lmao! It seems this little blog is all the talk of the fandom…thou fandom doust protest a bit too much perhaps?

  11. osujenn Says:

    FTR, I was not *humping* his leg.

    • Amusedbyfandom Says:

      LMAO , my apologies Osujenn. You are “holding” not “humping”,lol, and since you’re here I will continue to say just because someone pays to meet David or any other artist means they deserve to be ridiculed for simply being a fan.

      Btw, If DC tours near me, I’ll gladly pay the M&G fee. Soundcheck alone would be worth it to me. Mock away 😀

      • Ali Says:

        Thanks for your permission…we will oblige you 🙂

      • Amusedbyfandom Says:

        umm…that should be *doesn’t* mean they deserve to be ridiculed….

      • Amusedbyfandom Says:

        I’m sure you will Ali, haha, it’s all good. I wouldn’t stalk Cook, friends, family, bandmates or bus so if taking a picture with Cook would be the worst thing possible for me to do, then I really won’t give 2 shits if someone else found it amusing to them.

      • osujenn Says:

        Thanks, lol. This was the first time I’ve met him and really what choice do the “normal” fans have if they’d like to get a photo op, since, from my understanding, the crazies either scare him off or hog all the time with him? I’ve only been to a couple of shows and this just seemed like the easiest way to avoid all that.

        As for my pic, it was completely in jest. I wish I had video of the conversation that took place with DC right beforehand because I assure you he understood (and was cracking up) that I was mocking the clingers, not humping his leg. In fact he stuck it right out and said “Go for it.” I *do* have the first pic that was taken where Andy etc.. are actually laughing and I wish they’d posted that one instead, but oh well.

        I don’t care if you guys want to make fun of the crazies, but one of the first pics that’s targeted on here is actually a really, really sweet girl who just doesn’t deserve it. *That’s* the part that pisses me off. Make fun of me all you want, I kind of set myself up for it without realizing it, but leave the other people alone. It’s not right to judge them just because of how they look.

      • songkat7 Says:

        osujenn – if your pic was to mock the crazies, then kudos to you and well done. LOL!

    • Karen D Says:

      Looks more like a desperate attempt at getting attention. Really, do you think it’s normal to say “hey Dave, can I wrap myself around your leg for a photo?” Can’t justify the logic in my head at all. This is the type of behavior that gets the fandom made fun of, yet you are calling the others “crazies”. Funny.

  12. sad fan Says:

    It makes me sad to see my pic on here:( this is my 2nd David show ever. The VIP was an anniversary gift from my husband…in my pic I am happy and enjoying spending time with my friends and meeting my favorite musician. I did not grope him or be inappropriate in any way, so I can only assume that my weight has earned me a place here. Awesome, thanks.

    • osujenn Says:

      Happy Anniversary 🙂 Just remember that you had a great time and obviously have a great husband, the rest is just pshhhh….

    • fluffy Says:

      Aw, that was a thoughtful gift from hubby – and happy anniversary! I’m glad you had a good time, that’s what matters 🙂

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Sad Fan, Happy Anniversary and congrats on the birth of your baby. What a great guy you’re married to!

      FDC, you ol’ softy you.

      Osujenn, if you were indeed mocking the clingers-on, awesome. I’d love to know what he had to say about that particular group of people.

      • osujenn Says:

        Me: I have a request for my pic, can we do kind of a weird one?
        David: Well, that depends, I’ve been asked (I immediately interrupt him here)
        Me: STOP! (hold hand up) I don’t even want to know what you’ve been asked to do!! (at this point he threw his head back and belly laughed)
        Me: Seriously, not like *that*! It’s my first pic with you but I totally want a stalker one, like hanging on for dear life… those girls kill me.
        He laughs again and immediately sticks out his leg and says “Go for it!”

        At that point I just had to put my head on his leg and give the evil grin because I *knew* I was gonna catch hell from all the crazies that just *wished* they could have their heads on his thigh, lmao!

        Sometimes you just gotta do it 🙂

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Ha! Good one! I love it!

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Fantastic story osujenn! I didn’t expect you to post the interaction, but thank you! I’m glad you did.

      • Fluffy Says:

        Haha, osujenn, that’s all kinds of awesome. He probably appreciated some good snark 🙂

  13. Ur_kidding Says:

    I get the whole VIP thing, but that radio show thing is just being cruel. It’s not pointing out any kind of bad behavior, or people paying exuberant amounts of cash to be near them, just mocking people for not being supermodels.

  14. Natasha Says:

    I don’t like to see women made fun of because they aren’t young, thin, or gorgeous. But I can’t help but to notice that the band seems to have at least slightly happier expressions on their faces when they are photographed with a younger and at least somewhat cute fan. Just my observation. BTW, I am an older gal who could stand to lose a few pounds. If I were to ever purchase a VIP pass (or get a freebie) for David or any other musician/singer, I would definitely go to the sound check part of the deal, but would pass on meeting & photo op.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Okay, I agree that you really shouldn’t make fun of the unattractive just for being old and/or fat, ugly, whatever. If you noticed in the posting I merely referred to the band facial expressions in the photo link. Called the fans drooling heffalumps once. I’m old, I’m fat, I’m not going to pick at them for unattractiveness, just for crazy and drooling.

      Posted the links from the comments so everyone could see the expressions on the bands faces.

      osuejenn – don’t you think your pose with him is a little over the top?

      Daina is going to sue? Yawn, heard that one before. She doesn’t get if you are behaving badly and post it on the internet for all to see and someone pokes fun at your internet nickname for something you posted you don’t have a leg to stand on in court. She is merely frustrated.

      • osujenn Says:

        It was absolutely over the top, EXACTLY as intended, I’m just sorry that people missed the point. Obviously my name hasn’t ever been mentioned on here and I guarantee there aren’t ANY other pics of me with him because I’m NOT a stalker, lol!! Like I said, my issue is really with the other pics being torn apart, I could give a crap if y’all wanna make fun of me 🙂

    • fluffy Says:

      Of course they are happier when they get good looking girls to pose with – they are guys!

  15. freedavidcook Says:

    I removed the photo links after a few of the ladies that I know to be normal not OTT requested their photo be removed. Hope this makes everyone happy now.

  16. sad fan Says:

    Thank you girls for being sweet! Our first date was 10 years ago this week:) I just had a baby and he wanted to do something really special…and it was:) this sucked and really hurt my feelings, but I’m over it. Jenn, I think ur pic was supercute:)

  17. Ali Says:

    You ladies are taking this fat thing too seriously. I think it’s funny what osujenn did if David really was in on it lol…and no one cares about the fat thing as much as the crazy. It was just funny to see some of the usual offending tards who stood out. And they are free game for being the ones who throw there “weight” around by there bad behavior…and a few of the “regs” are normal size and are just as tardish. I have to admit I do have a grudge to bare with some of the ones I ran into personally.

    FDC I am always surprised how fast word gets out when you post about fans on this blog lol.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Ali, some of the worst offenders are signed up to get email updates or RSS feeds of the site. So they do see it. They think I don’t know, ha.

      • Jen Says:

        Lol really?! Does it count as bullying if you’ve signed up to see it? You should tell us which ones…. 😛

      • freedavidcook Says:

        I’m pretty sure that the legal definitions of bullying and cyberstalking do not include coming into someone else’s site or signing up for an RSS feed of the site that is saying the things you don’t like. Hell, the majority of them I have only posted their online monikers, again, it will be meet the legal definition of bullying.

        But….. them bandying about my real name, photos and information over and over and over again and contacting my relatives sure does……

  18. nicole Says:

    i heard not all pics are being posted. i saw a tweet of someone who attended the first three shows (got VIP in all) complaining that her pic wasnt up in day 2.

    sucks for me.

    and here i thought i could play a game of spot repeat appearances and tally who among the regs got the VIP package in AAAALLLLL of the shows they attended.

    oh well.

  19. burt Says:

    Glad you’ve all worked out your fat/thin, supermodel/normal fan differences.

    Been absent living real life but I have a question – are there really darkened, grainy images floating around of his penis? (I did click the link but got scared by all the Cook photos staring me in the face and gave up!) I missed the whole thing but vaguely know what happened (surprised he dared go into the crowd again actually – he seems to be testing boundaries on this tour) – surely they wouldn’t have seen much unless it reaches his knees (which, I mean, we all know it does in their minds) or someone was at a particular angle. Just seems unlikely to me. Anyway, I love the illustrations!

    • Jen Says:

      I’m pretty sure he wasn’t actually commando. I could’ve sworn there was a pic that looked like you could see boxers or something.

      • burt Says:

        Ah, I wasn’t sure if he was playing along to make a better show or if there was actually a risk the tards would get their wish and see it. All I could think when I read about it was that if it was the latter, imagine the thoughts running through his head!

  20. Debbie Says:

    So how exactly did Dana from New Jersey “manhandle” David Cook, thereby causing his pants to rip? You mean when she once ran her hands through his hair after he hoisted himself 3 feet up to the bleachers to plant himself amoung a bunch of women, herself included (which is of course how his pants ripped). We all know male Rock stars do these kinds of maneuvers because they want no physical interaction with their female fans!

    Are you guys for real?! Have you never seen the interaction of Jon Bon Jovi and Bruce Springsteen with their audiences? Apparently not!

    If you’re going to make stuff up, at least make it scandalous and exciting, like say she felt him up below the belt!

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Hi Dana! Only a tard from New Jersey would defend Dana (she who presses her whole body against his at every chance) and name Bon Jovi and Springsteen. Why don’t you tell everyone how you got into the WPLJ meet and greet and the Paramount? Desperate much?

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Okay, who wants more popcorn and a fresh rum and coke?

      • burt Says:

        Me! Me! This place is cracking me up today. It’s virtual people watching and god knows, I love me some people watching.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        “Debbie” – I found your little nest of Word Nerds and real name and it ain’t “Debbie”.. mmuuhahah..

        Have some rum and coke.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        You’re the one pressing your body against Cook’s like a tick up against a greasy hogs ass…

      • nonna-muss Says:

        FDC, I don’t care for rum and coke, will you pour me a vodka and oj? Thanks!

    • Cooks_FUFL Says:

      Hey Debbie/Dana/whatever the fuck your name is…Did the fact that David went into the audience during the show give you the right to run your cougar paws through his hair???? NO. You can tweet him 24/7 (oh, wait, you do that now), or grab onto him in pictures (shit, lady, you do that now too), and you can pretend to be someone special to him, but to him, you are another face in the crowd who is a virtual stranger. Would you run your paws through another stranger’s hair? NO. See, his girlfriend gets to do that all the time, and she doesn’t have to make herself believe she is something special. Get it?

      • freedavidcook Says:

        My question for Dana is was he wearing a wig or did she feel the stitch lines of hair plugs when she was behaving so inappropriately intimate with him? Inquiring minds want to know. What gives with the hair? Is it a lacefront?

  21. Black Angel Says:

    I wonder what’s going through David Cook’s mind while he’s posing with some of these tards. I wonder if he’s thinking, “is this the batshit crazy weirdo who is writing dirty fanfic about me.” LOL!

    • burt Says:

      haha probably, but bearing in mind there’s apparently “a list” he probably knows exactly who’s who. That must be really weird for him (or anyone in that situation). Just imagine what that would be like, and the band if they’ve been included in the stories. Yuk.

      Hey, maybe some of these fanfic “authors” will ask for photos to go with a story. Now *that* could be something to see. 😉

      • Cooks_FUFL Says:

        Kim Powell did exactly that in Columbus. She wrote really sick fanfic about him, and he took a picture with her at the M&G after the show. He doesn’t look too thrilled in the picture. You can see it on her twitter page, under the name Somber Stitches. Oh, and Kim, none of this is a lie, so you can’t sue for slander, dumbass.

      • Jen Says:

        She apparently asked him about this site (which just gives me such secondhand embarrassment. Like, really?) and he said that if he read everything that’s written about him on the internet he’d go crazy. That’s…not exactly an indictment.

        On another note, Angie was at her (at least) second VIP so far and Debra got her 54564564564 pic. I don’t even know anymore.

      • Cooks_FUFL Says:

        Why the flip would she ask him about this site? She is so strange. And he didn’t say that he did NOT read this site, so…trust me, he reads a LOT about himself. Not because he is egotistical, but because he wants to know what people think/say about him.
        Yeah, I saw Angie’s second picture in a row for VIP, and I saw that Deb and Zoo were there too. Ugh.

      • Ali Says:

        Yeah, Cooks_ FUFL, Kim Powell is one of the most embarrassing and offensive tards, she has a whole slew of enemies she’s made by her stalking of fans and David and band, but yet she and the other “big” offender Daina the pizza screamer, baldy junior or her countless other trademarks are always screaming foul, and “we’re gonna sue” when there bad behavior comes back to haunt them, lmao!

      • Jen Says:

        Oh you know they’re all going to tattle. “Those haters are hurting our feelings again! They just want to ruin your career!” Um, most of us here ARE fans, for one. Meanwhile, Literategal is planning on asking him if she can use his own lyrics to make hoodies to sell because they all don’t like the new merch. I’m sure she’ll say the proceeds will go to charity. So much for clothing and feeding him, etc.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Regarding Kimberley Powell telling him about here. I love that he didn’t say no. She took it as that, but that’s not what he said. Very clever.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        I told him about this place when I met him two years ago, told him I was there to photograph his tards for Idletard and FDC. You should have seen on the look on his face! LMAO! Priceless.

  22. Beauxcefus Says:


    Fan – *CLASPS HANDS* I can’t believe I’m in the presence of a VIP – Very Immense Penis! *swoon*

    Cook – *screams* AAAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!

  23. cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

    Let’s not forget this one – surely one of Dave’s fave stalkers:


    Debra lives near Seattle and NO doubt is going to the VIP at the Seattle show (amongst others, so I guess that job slinging burgers at MickieDs is pretty lenient about time off), was in Las Vegas, and at the Album release in NY, so naturally she just KNOWS that Dave can just hardly WAIT to see her fugly mug yet again (notice look of rapturous joy … Er… *NOT* on his face… oooh and I see Monty has the right idea here, thinking, maybe if he just closes his eyes and wishes her away….Heh… Keep on dreaming there Monty 🙂

    • Black Angel Says:


    • Burt Says:

      Guess what? There’s another radio show coming up: @RadioSophie: Just announced! One Sophie’s Lounge with BOTH David Cook & Gavin DeGraw on 24th. Details soon http://www.radiosophie.com

      Guess what?

      @debrakay23 Anyone in SoCal want to win tix to DC and GDG at Sophie’s Lounge and bring me as their guest? Please 🙂 *puppy dog eyes*

      I’m sure David will be overjoyed.

  24. missyM Says:

    Tour has just started and the psycho crazies have all emerged from there crazy bat caves. Following him on tour as well as the crazy things they tweet and say to him on twitter. Someone needs to give NYCarole426, Ladynsearch, IIuvDCyes, Kimmichick, Chursy some serious medication or something. They way that Carole person tweets him and about him. I hope she never gets close enough to him. And Iluvdc things she’s going to marry him, sorry he likes young chicks not old grandmothers. . If ladynsearch sends him one more picture that she thinks is cute or funny I might have to slit my wrist. These are the ones that make everyone else in the fandom look bad.
    Some go to numerous show because they enjoy the music and tweet him occasionally because they feel like it. But these four are so over the top. Especially that NyCarole someone need to put a leash on her tweeting to him and about him.

  25. Jen Says:

    Um. I’ve seen quite a few tweets from the show tonight in Tulsa complaining about the cougars. One person said it was their first and last Cook show because of them. But we’re the ones ruining his career, mmhmm.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Welcome to awesome frau logic justifications. They run off any new fans yet we’re the ones wreaking havoc on his career just by laughing and pointing at the crazies.

    • cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

      Its cougar central there tonight I think. Not only is Debrakay there, but zoo and that way OTT Mbenz as well as well as angiecakekc (sorry I always muck up this one’s handle) as well as a bunch of the other usual suspects – Poor Dave, is it any no wonder he came down with a case of “laryngitis/sore vocal cords” (cough*nottalkingtoyouoldbats*cough) today. Who can blame him?

  26. Karen D Says:

    FTR, I’m not old. Or grumpy. Just realistic.

  27. Beauxcefus Says:

    I’d wager the median age for the Cook crowd in Tulsa… from the looks of the LOL VIP pics…. I’d say 60…. From the looks of the pics, the ‘cougar’ contingent in the base descended on Tulsa like a swarm of locusts. Not a good look. Is it true that DeGraw has been getting better press, better reviews? Any reports about the Cooktard/DeGraw tard interaction? Have Cooktards been staying for the whole shows so far?

    • Amusedbyfandom Says:

      Outside of blog reviews by fans , I haven’t seen any real press reviews yet. The Penn State college newspaper review was complementary to both. If you go by twitter responses, people are staying around for both guys. Don’t know about any negative interaction between the fan bases. If it’s happened, it’s been minor enough not to raise a big stink.

  28. Beauxcefus Says:


    The 1st guy on the left —–> ROTMFF,LMMFAO!

    I think he speaks for them all 🙂

    • Isn’t that Zoo?

      All of a sudden I have a new respect for the New Guy.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      There are no words to describe the awsomeness of this picture. Andy and David’s faces are priceless too.

    • Ali Says:

      Hahaha “just shoot us all now!” And it’s not just the looks and delusion of these tards we mock (the guys seem to mock the tards they know, I mean after 9999988887654321 pics at the buses, or at there dinner table, they have to want to just call the cops lol)…it’s the fact that they are stalking him, on tour and online. They embarrass him online with loads of inappropriate tweets etc, that only hurt his career and get themselves forever branded as nutcases on the internets and in David’s mind as well.

    • Ali Says:

      Lol, sorry I had to look at that pic with Jeanine, zoo again. I swear it seems like the guys are playing along with our game of “mock the delusional tards” There poses are getting more outrageous, and painful 🙂

    • Black Angel Says:

      “Shoot me now.” hahahha! Hysterical!

      What amazes me is that stupid frau still does not get it.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Poor Zoo. I hope she asked them to pose that way because if she didn’t she’s got reason to be pissed off. Wonder how many gigs she’s going to and how many VIP packages she bought?

      • Black Angel Says:

        Where do these people get the money to pay for all these trips? Are they in debt up to their necks? Or they wasting away their retirement money?

        These old gals really need to have their heads examined.

      • cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

        Not sure how many VIPs Zoo got, but old Debra is en route to Denver as we speak. In addition to the VIP pkg in Tulsa, she ALSO went to the aftershow M&G (costing an extra $45!) and apptly she’s going to the GDG M&G in Denver so probably will hit up DCs there as well, and then there’s Seattle, Reno, Santa Rosa…well you get the picture…

      • just dont get it Says:

        why would someone want 2 M&G’s for the same show?

      • Ali Says:

        Don’t worry about zoo, FDC, she bought all those vip packs so she can be sure and find the one where David accidently has his hand on her boob, or better yet, sincerely smiles haha…then she’ll post that one as proof “he really loves me!” Pathetic!

  29. Beauxcefus Says:

    Her SN is Zoo? No comment, lololol. I don’t know whether they are just joking /being irreverent in many of these shots, or if they are just that bold to let their contempt for the process and some of the fans show. David is expressionless, and looks like a cardboard cutout in 99% of these photos thus far, the expressions and body language of the band speaks volumes. It’s a hoot looking at them, here’s hoping the guys get more and more ‘over it’, so the pics will be more hilarious!

    • Ali Says:

      I saw a few of the OTT fan tweets from Tulsa. Apparently some of Neal Tiemann’s friends were the ones who were there to see David and had a hoot making fun of his fans to there faces lmao!

      Of course these are probably friends of David’s also but they would never admit that, too much of a reality check for the old crows…and one tweeted how rude to come see Dave and mock his fans, they should just have waited for Tiemann to come play in town lol…of course they would have quite a few Tiemann tards to mock as well…

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Any examples for key words to search to find these tweets?

      • Beauxcefus Says:

        OOOOO *Rubs hands*

        This has the makings of some good old fashioned, knockdown, drag out your hair and false teeth kinda future throwdowns on the boards and at shows. Neal’s friends/tards openly mocking and talking smack to the fans – with the *possible* acknowledgement and blessing of David – Let’s Git It ONNNNNNNNNNN!

      • Ali Says:

        Nonna, I know Kristen8108 was one of the tards at Tulsa, and she tweeted the lovely Roxybella Manda, somberstitches (and some others) about being made fun of, but I did see the ever present “I DM’ed you tweet” If they’re so innocent why are they always deleting tweets, or DM’ing responses lol?

      • Jen Says:

        Nonna, do a search of Neal’s replies and look for a dude.

      • Ali Says:

        Just checked twitter on those sources Nonna. It gets confusing with all the new protected tweets lol…so I’m reading responses on the public search…kim powell is talking to bleed_into_one, who is another of the “big” Nealtards, changing handles, Becky about choosing sides, David or Neal *yawn* (I’m sure the guys are hoping they choose anyone other than them!) and Roxybella was in on it, tweeting someone private who was at the show, Libertine? Anyhow, tweets disapear, but most of the gist is there…and Roxy retweets about “fat bloggers stepping away from the computer” lmao…yet this is what she tweeted (from her facebook), disgusting tard!


      • Jen Says:

        LibertineLament is our pal Jeri, changed from anodynejunkie. She wasn’t there though.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        So that’s why I can’t see anything. If it’s that crowd all the twitters are locked. The only thing I see is perhaps complaining about a bartender or waiter. It never occurs to these tards that they are rude and get treated rudely in return. I’ve been to shows and they have such a sense of entitlement and treat the venue and staff with no respect.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        True. I’m still waiting to see if the tarding reaches reality show lows. like some of the action from “Flavor of Love”, maybe some gal refusing to give up her spot in front of the stage when she has to go to the bathroom. Rather than losing her place she poops on the floor. I want ridiculous, I want crazy…. now now now

      • Ali Says:

        Lol, Jenn, I missed that Jeri changed her handle…she’s still secret of course haha. FDC I’m sure some of those gals are wearing depends so the “poop” break at least won’t be on the floor lmao!

        Nonna, some of the convo was one sided with the private accounts, but the gist is that they were dissed by some friends of the guys, to there faces, I saw Neal retweeted the zoolander comment. Maybe this friend was one who snarked on the tards? Not sure?

    • just dont get it Says:

      i think they just get bored – i mean to stand there and have to take one photo after another with people they don’t know or care all that much about has got to be dull!

      • Black Angel Says:

        It’s obvious that they hate it from the expressions on their faces. You could not pay me enough to do that.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      I can’t see anything. Maybe they took down the comments or everyone is locked. I see nothing. Oh well.

      • Jen Says:

        Are you still looking for Neal’s friend, Nonna? He RT’d someone who compared the new guy to Derek Zoolander and it had Neal @replied in it. The person he RT’d is apparently also a friend of Neal’s and she didn’t seem to like the Cook portion of the show since she only mentioned Gavin and Carolina Liar. Curioser and curioser.

    • Karen D Says:

      Neal’s friend is mandajeans on twitter. She’s not locked.

      • Karen D Says:

        Oh and Kristen wasn’t in Tulsa. She was seeing Matt Nathanson that night.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Way to tell everyone, now all the crazies can stalk his/her twitter. I know we call out the crazies on here, didn’t think we put names of personal friends/girlfriends who aren’t involved with the fans.

        I saw the tweets. I don’t see how the one who called the fans sad cougars is linked to Neal as a friend. It seemed more like a bartender or waiter or something since he was asking for tips.

      • Karen D Says:

        As I said, it’s a public twitter. She doesn’t care if people read her timeline. She enjoys making fund of the tards on the rare occasions that she mentions anything David related.

      • Cooks_FUFL Says:

        Isn’t she one of those people who thought she was oh so close to David pre idol and then got pissed off at him because he supposedly blew her off once he ‘made it’? I remember her name from DCU. Damn, where’s Holly when you need her?? LMAO!

      • nonna-muss Says:

        I’d never believe anything I read at DCU.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Heard a wonderful rumor that someone has some wonderful Kim/Somber Stitches written Cook fan fic. I hope it’s not just a rumor because I’m eager to see just how awful it is..

  30. Ali Says:

    The grossest thing about Amanda Marie (Roxybella) retweeting that pic, was not only there delusions of David’s package (and why the obsession Amanda? She always claims to have a boyfriend while traipsing all over the country stalking Idol’s and eighties boy band revival shows lmao!) The worst part, is that she tweeted it to David! Why? Shameless screwball! This is one surely on that “list” lol.

    • Jen Says:

      Amanda bothers me for a variety of reasons but one is that she used to shit all over Andrew all the time, sometimes directly to him on twitter, but now she kisses his ass and had her picture taken with him and everything (last year I think?). Gross.

      • nicole Says:

        Andy is deathly scared of Amanda. He’s more scared of her than FugTat girl.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        What did Amanda the Freak do to scare Andy? That girl is crazy. Certifiable.

      • Ali Says:

        Lol, at fugtatgirl comment…has anyone heard if said fugtatgirl has shown up on Andy’s, ummm I mean David’s tour yet?

      • Jen Says:

        Wait, what? What did Amanda do?

        And I’m pretty sure as of now coolshades isn’t going to a show. There’s no show near her and she has a job now.

      • SeenTheLight Says:

        Coolshades will be at Sunday’s show front and center as well as at the VIP M&G probably with her long list of questions she has Andy answer every time she sees him.

        Isn’t Amanda the one who is under the assumption that she will make David fall instantly in love with her when they are in the same room together or am I thinking of someone else?

  31. on the edge Says:

    Oh come on…it’s no different than when Alabama won the national championship in football, and they then displayed the trophy at Walmart where fans could take their pictures with it. Folks laughed at that stuff for WEEKS.

    Don’t want to be laughed at? Don’t put yourself in a situation where your pictures are on the Internet. As for me, I can laugh at myself plenty…life’s too short to give a shit. Mock away.

  32. Mugsy Says:

    Damn, I’m at work, and I can’t click on Brian May’s penis.

    Funny stuff.

  33. cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

    LibertineLament is AnodyneJunkie/CookedinFlorida? That’s new – cuz she is ALSO on Twitter as: WithWordsUnsaid and that account is usually NOT locked…I know cuz its the one she uses to send her totally age-inappropriate tweets to him. It’s a bit odd cuz she uses the name “James Howe” after the twitter handle…trying to cover her tracks I guess.

    • Ali Says:

      Wow, she really is a psycho, delusional, schitzo…so how many personalities does she have all together lmao?! How did you figure it out to be her cooktardx?

      • cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

        Well there were a couple of giveaways – first a third party told me 🙂 But also that avi pic she’s using is “allegedly” actually her circa about 30-35 years ago when she may have been in DC’s age bracket *snerk* and also she mentions she’s in Fla in her tweets; hmmm, now there was something else, but I can’t think of it at the moment…If it comes back to me I’ll let ya know…

    • Jen Says:

      Oh yeah, now that you say that it does sound familiar. You can kinda tell it’s her by the people she replies to also. So weird that it’s some random name on it though. She also has an account with her actual name that’s private. I don’t know if she actually uses it anymore but at one point she tweeted pics of her facelift from it that I randomly happened upon. lol

  34. Burt Says:

    Funny reading, these people are beyond my comprehension. For one of them to ask him about this place just makes me smile.

    I was looking online to see what covers David has done on tour and saw this:

    @fullyCOOKed1: @IIdolizeDC @JaimeLovesDC If thr is 1,I dont believe it’ll ever go public.One wud have 2 b very connected in the underground fandom 2 see it

    “Very connected to the underground fandom”? Just to see a video recorded secretly in soundcheck? Fuck. I get that if it exists, it shouldn’t and they might want to protect it but they’re saying they would happily watch it then not share it? If they start actively hiding media from casual fans then they really only have themselves to blame if his career fails – there’s such a stupid sense of entitlement there for something even they shouldn’t have that I struggle to find words. I say this as a more casual fan who isn’t linked to any other fans aside from here and who, despite everything, does appreciate the media they share because otherwise I would miss it (but I still wish they would invest in better equipment!).

    For one of them to even admit there is an “underground fandom” is fucked up. I’m not surprised but really, it looks bad to the more casual fans because it hints at a lot of hidden, secretive shit. Not exactly good for David Cook attracting new fans is it if they feel like things are being kept for them? And just how does someone break into the underground? By tweeting about him constantly and attending hundreds of shows?

    Anyway as it’s been mentioned, why *is* there a whole section of fans who have locked accounts? I know there have been fan wars and they don’t want to be outed here but it all seems so extreme and stupidly secretive. Then there are the open accounts that seem to spend half their time typing “DM, please read”. To outsiders it just all looks… weird.

    • Jen Says:

      It is weird. And annoying. The video is from soundcheck. They weren’t supposed to be taking any but of course Angie did anyway. The audio from it is on the DCO tour thread but the video is private and by invitation only so it doesn’t get pulled. It’s all very junior high dramatic.

      Buying up all the VIPs and multiple tickets until they get good seats and planning to make their own merch shows they don’t give a shit about expanding the fanbase.

      • Burt Says:

        Oh so there *is* a video? They were saying on Twitter they didn’t think anyone got one. So it’s ok to spread the audio around but not the video? Just because they specifically said “no video”, I think they would have meant “no recording” so it seems pointless especially if we all know it’s there. I don’t actually care about seeing a video (I know he can play piano, like millions of others can, I won’t piss my pants at the sight of it) unless it has good audio. A fan interested in the audio, whatever next? (If anyone gets it and the audio is good then let me know – interested to hear it, the mp3 is a bit sketchy in places.)

        The hypocrisy is so beyond me. “We’ve got something special and we’re not going to share.” Well good for you, what a way for grown up women to behave. Who loses out? The fucking fans. Well done. Where does that logic end then? Presumably these are the same fans obsessed with broadcasting his every move, or at least are happy to watch it? Why is there a change when it happened at soundcheck? I assume because they think they’re honoring his wishes. What a fucking joke.

        Sorry, but this sort of thing makes me angry. Makes me wonder if they will reconsider people being at soundchecks, especially if it’s going to be the regulars trying to record everything.

      • Jen Says:

        Yeah it sounds like there’s video. People were telling Angie how to avoid it getting taken down. I’d imagine the mp3 on DCO is from the video.

        I would guess that’s why they’re trying to keep it quiet – so as not to piss people off enough to stop the soundchecks. Unfortunately for them, more than just us see what they tweet apparently. That’s what happens when you make yourself notorious.

        I hear you. That’s why the idea of Bonnie (LiterateGal) making and selling her own hoodies pisses me off – they go on and on about what great fans they are and how much they support him and then they turn around and do shit that pretty much directly undermines David. Bonnie figured out that reprinting lyrics for profit in considered infringement so she said she was just going to ask David about it. Really? You’re going to go to a VIP and ask him if you can make and sell your own merch? Really? I know unaffiliated people sell concert t-shirts outside of the venues all the time but I’d bet those people don’t tout themselves as the Best Fans Ever.

      • Ali Says:

        You’re right Jen…usually bootleggers don’t ask permission from the musician to make fake merch *snerk*…

      • songkat7 Says:

        But consider this – asking him if they can make their own merch just exposes their selfishness….directly to “the source”, too.

        Couldn’t be more bold unless they asked him to his face, “may we steal from you?”

        I’ve said for a long time, the more they pull this crap, the more they expose themselves. No one needs to do it for them, they’re doing a fine job all by themselves.

      • burt Says:

        I totally forgot to comment on the merch thing – I’m kinda lost for words at anyone even thinking about it. I mean, make your own I guess but to want to sell it with his permission? Why would he ever consider it? The fact that he probably designed it all himself, or at least played a big part in it, means that she will offend him just by saying she doesn’t like, imagine adding insult on top of that by wanting to make money. Way too look good in your Idol’s eyes and what a good way to use your time with him.

        You know, I hope he (or someone in his team) does read here so he’s tipped off about all their stupid plans but Songkat is right, exposing themselves directly to him is a good thing. Although, it won’t ever stop them making themselves look like fools.

      • Jen Says:

        She’ll probably say any profit will go to his charity but that is literally taking money from his pocket. I’m curious to see what he’ll say though if she does ask. I can’t picture him just flat out saying no.

      • Ali Says:

        I’m sure he will just be diplomatic and say it’s just legal stuff, but he’s not the one that makes those decisions about merch, yadda yadda lol…no way she’ll get his permission to do something so hair brained…I did see she tweeted that this blog is for loosers spreading hate, or whatever lol.

  35. Burt Says:

    Oh and I meant to comment on the VIP photos, I’m not going to comment on anyone’s looks or age, but why oh why do some of them want to cling to him? I just find that odd to look at.

    The “different” photos are surely posed on purpose? Surely. I love how in most David is doing the tried and tested pose and facial expression – I honestly can’t see a difference in any of the “normal” photos. I kinda envy him of that, I would look so bored after so many photos. Looks like the band might not be quite so practiced though. 🙂

    • songkat7 Says:

      From what I heard, the fans are given a choice of a funny or normal VIP photo pose.

      • Burt Says:

        That makes sense then, I wondered why there was a mixture. Not to sound like a tard but I didn’t think David would be unprofessional enough to take the “funny” pictures if the fan hadn’t agreed to it, no matter what he’s thinking. I think the photos just look a bit weird to us looking at them out of context and having the background and insight into some of the people.

  36. Maria Says:

    I love how some of these tards are so disrespectful of David & his wishes. I heard at the VIP they were asked for no video at soundchecks. I have since found two videos on youtube and an Mp3 up from Cains. I guess they just can’t help themselves and don’t care about his wishes.

    • cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

      Okay, most important thing to remember in this particular fandom – It’s always about “them” and how they can outdo each other – isn’t that clear by now? None of these OTT lunatics gives one flying fuck about DC or his “career” such as it is; nope, it’s just all about them and how many notches they can get under their Depends-supported belts before someone carts them off to the old folk’s home. This is David’s fanbase, the gramma-plus set. Iz sad for him 😦

    • Kim J. Says:

      I agree with you. Someone needs to put a stop to this.And more importantly a stop to that Ladynsearch or whatever her name is. What is she in search of anyway. The creepy things that she post and tweets to him. And she gets upset like a two year old when people don’t bow down at her feet for doing things. She thinks she’s promoting him. All that she’s doing is hurting him and his career.

  37. MissyM Says:

    That’s exactly what they are doing is undermining David. If he wanted the video out there for all to see he would of allowed video. This was soundcheck not a concert. If these people keep this up, they will ruin it for those who are the casual concert goer that maybe just wants to meet the band one time, or listen to a soundcheck. I wish I knew where the video was to try and have it removed or something.

    • nerdgirl Says:

      How would this ruin it for casual fans? Casual fans would not even know about any of it, they don’t go online of follow crazies on Twitter. js

      • MissyM Says:

        I don’t mean the casual fan. I meant the non crazy fan. Someone who maybe goes to one concert of an artist on tour and is happy with it, not one that follows him across the country. And it’s also going to ruin it for the true fan that respects him. Not these crazies who think that it’s all about them.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        It would ruin it because if the fans can’t abide by the rules of VIP they may just stop doing them after this leg of the tour, thus ruining future possibilities for those who can’t attend this tour. But these people don’t see that. They only care about being Queen for a day to get the worship of the fandom by getting the forbidden fruit. Never thinking of the big picture. David Cook is an artist that wants his performances to be video taped and has made that clear. If he does not want sound check taped he has a reason and his fans should abide by his wishes. The man couldn’t get more generous to his fans. So sad they feel the need to want more, more, more. How much can he give?

        I’m speechless about LiterateGal’s shirts. That is beyond rude and arrogant. Who the fuck does she think she is?

      • burt Says:

        I also didn’t mean casual as such but the interested, not obsessed, non-crazy fans. As Nonna said it could lead to the soundcheck/VIP idea being scrapped.

        What I meant about not sharing the video is that people who are interested in someone do often look at a person’s site or their Twitter feed for news (especially if the person isn’t good at giving out news). If someone were to do that with David and think “oh another cover, cool, I’ll try to find it” they would then see messages about the video but also find that they can’t view it because it’s been kept for the “underground” fans. It could make people feel excluded and put them off trying to view his videos and looking for the more rare music. We all know his fanbase is cliquey but the more casual fan might not and I think it would look bad and be off-putting. If they are going to go against his wishes then they should have the balls to share it with everyone but then they might not get the credit they are so fond of or have one over anyone else.

        That’s a separate point from whether the video should have even been recorded of course. It shouldn’t. It amazes me how these so-called amazing fans will go against what he asks them. It was good of him to even play it at soundcheck if he wasn’t ready for it to be heard.

        How deep does this supposed “underground fandom” go anyway? I know from previous discussions here that certain discussions happen off the radar but using those words sounds like there Is a bigger thing happening than I realized.

      • Black Angel Says:

        Burt is absolutely right. As a casual fan, I’m put off by the shenanigans of these entitled uber fans. I don’t want to be associated with the fanbase and it does rub off on the artist. I know it’s not Dave’s fault, but it’s not my fault either.

      • songkat7 Says:

        I heard the mp3, but didn’t realize at the time that taping during soundcheck was forbidden.

        Yeah, I’ll be pretty pissed if VIPs were not offered at the next leg. I doubt they’ll be canceled, but it would really suck if they were.

      • Ali Says:

        Nonna, Bonnie tweeted the merch was so horrible, coming from a graphic design background she can’t believe he had a hand in it…well what an insult if David did have a hand in design as he had said he had on the past cd. Did she think of that, before commenting so negatively even saying she wants to poke her eyes out seeing the merch pics lmao! Really? Why so dramatic about t-shirts and hoodies…I guess that’s no worst than angst over his penis size lol.

      • burt Says:

        Why can’t they just not buy anything ? Nobody HAS to buy merchandise at a show – if someone has crappy stuff for sale and it doesn’t sell then that’s their fault but you don’t have to go and make your own alternative selection. It’s just a weird way of thinking. Is it part of the whole supporting his career mentality – both by giving him money and wearing it around as “promotion”?

        I have no idea if his merchandise is even that bad, not looked, but I noticed a comment on Twitter thanking him for including his two groups of fans (presumably the whole weeds and roses shit), surely that’s not true?

        I’d bet that he did have a hand in designing everything. If not, he would have at least approved it – he’s shown that he’s pretty hands on with that kind of stuff so I imagine it’s some of what he was doing during that whole “Why aren’t you doing anything David? Get out there and do some promotion dammit!” time. To openly criticize it and then raise it with him just shows a lack of respect. It will be interesting to hear what he says, like Jen and Ali said above, he is unlikely to just say no because he at least seems aware of hurting his fans feelings. Pity the feeling isn’t mutual.

      • Ali Says:

        burt, the merch I saw was on bonnie’s twitter…as for the roses and weeds thing, it’s more delusional thinking (such as his lyrics in that song is talking to us weeds lol), one hoodie, that bonnie hated, was a rose design (gasp), with DC’s name across…typical antique looking, old school rock shirt, seems like what he was going for. How many (umpteenth) rockers use skulls and roses on merch? I didn’t relate the fan wars until you brought it up lol. Maybe that’s why bonnie is so offended by it haha…isn’t she a weed? I know she’s in wehoscottt’s little tard pack lol. The hoodie isn’t bad though. Don’t get the angst myself…but I definetly didn’t see any weed merch lol!

    • SeenTheLight Says:

      The only thing that matters to those fans are trying to outdo one another with photos of themselves with the band multiple times, concert videos, private photos of him or any of his friends and/or family, videos of his shows/appearances/pre-Idol, selling merchandise related to him and claiming any portion of proceeds raised goes to charities he supports, boasting of their conversations with him, his bandmates, family and friends trying to act like they are now friends with him. I’m sure they believe every word he’s spoken to them about whatever topic brought up or have taken his words out of context to support their behavior or reasoning. I would love to see their proof that he doesn’t know about this site or hasn’t read it as they claim. I’ve heard him throw around the line about not having time to read everything that’s said about him since he was on Idol without giving a direct answer of yes or no about reading this site.

      This site really has gotten under the skin of many a fan. If you really thought this site was full of hate-filled individuals who constantly put David down, you would just ignore it and just go on with your own lives. I think what’s really bothering the fans who “doth protest too much” is that they can’t deny everything that’s being said so they start in with the slander/libel threats and they know Andrew has been tweeted the link to the site before. The more they complain about this site, the more it creates interest in the site from other fans who want to know what exactly is being said. Just don’t follow the RSS feed or read the site-simple enough but then again, they can’t get fans on their side about this “hateful” site and how they know David really loves them and would be disappointed to know what not real fans of his are saying about his fans. There are posters on here who can’t stand David and there are fans who really are fans of his. Just because they say they don’t like how his hair is or don’t understand the obsession with his private parts doesn’t mean they aren’t fans of him. You don’t have to like everything about him to be a fan.

      I’m not going to discuss the uberfans or any fan in the VIP photos in any detail-it’s the multiple VIP shows and going to the after-show Meet & Greets for yet another photo with him that has me shaking my head. Isn’t one a show enough for them if they already went to the VIP event? I have seen talk on Twitter about fans going to the VIP and asking the guy in charge of it to make the photos password-protected for only those who get the VIP package. The guy said he would look into it but I’m wondering if it will ever get that far or if it was just his way of blowing off said fans without a definite answer.

      I don’t know exactly what Literategal plans to do with the merchandise she is designing. I saw tweets to her about doing it for that Pewter Hearts Productions she and other fans are in charge of. Even if she asks him, it’s not like he’s going to give her permission to use his image. 19/RCA control every aspect of his professional career-does she really think they will give her permission to use his image/likeness/name just by asking him permission at a M&G?

      As for the videos/audio posted from the soundcheck, I don’t know who recorded DitD but the audio was taken by someone named Jen. Lisa, the fan moderator, has the audio link posted to the first post of the Tulsa tour thread on David’s official website. She has also tweeted the link to a fan’s ustream account that streamed the soundcheck live in St. Louis. Lisa, of course, deleted her tweet about it as soon as soundcheck was over. It was one of Kristen8108’s friends that streamed the soundcheck.

      • burt Says:

        I only have a minute to respond so sorry for not commenting on what you’ve said (you’re spot on about this place and their reaction to it by the way) but hang on… they were streaming a soundcheck even though they were asked not to film it? Or was it a different show? Either way, wow. David would be thrilled to hear that. The other “normal” fans paying top dollar to see it would probably be thrilled too – hardly exclusive if it is online is it?

        Why do they need need to stream everything? I swear, if they could follow him and stream it live so they could all tune in, they would. I very occasionally see parts of streams so I am grateful sometimes but other times I just think “Stop! Enjoy the show yourself.” because really, I don’t need to watch everything live and I find it strange that the option is even there.

        Other performers have their mega-fans, some of whom act crazy but I have to say, the streaming thing seems unique to this group. Do others do it?

      • nonna-muss Says:

        They’d live stream him taking a shit on the can if they could.

      • SeenTheLight Says:

        I don’t know if other performers have fans that go to the extreme, at times, that Cook’s fans do. There may have been some streaming done of other Idols like Lambert or during the summer tours but I don’t really pay attention enough to know for sure. I’ve seen big name artists or venues provide official streams of select shows of theirs (Bon Jovi is one of the bigger acts I know who have done this) but I don’t know if other fandoms go to this much of an extreme setting up so-called fancasts (as the fan moderator of DCO calls them) to livestream each one of his shows. They would livestream his dog taking a crap or them following his bus at night if they could. It only intensified their need for livestreaming his shows after he publicly thanked the fans watching on “one of those web tv things or whatever the hell is going on.” They now think they have his blessing to openly do whatever they want when it comes to streaming his shows or anything else they want.

        I don’t know what city it was in that fans were told not to film the soundcheck–may have been the last show in Tulsa but I know Kristen8108’s group had VIP in St. Louis, the show previous to that one. It may have been something fans have been told since the beginning when the tour kicked off but no one mentioned publicly (for fear of not getting audio/video/photos.) I did see a tweet from a fan who attended today’s VIP M&G who said no cameras or cellphones were permitted inside. The fans not at the M&G will probably claim it’s the venue’s doing and has nothing to do with their precious little David. That’s not to say it may just be a venue’s rule but will be interesting if that same rule applies to the rest of the VIP M&G’s from here on in.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        It will be interesting to see if it’s a new rule. I wouldn’t be surprised. It wouldn’t be the first time the uber fans have taken advantage of his extreme generosity and ruined things for everyone.

  38. Karen D Says:

    One question. Who is Kim Powell? I’ve never seen this name mentioned here before and don’t recognize it as a normal “tard”.

    • Ali Says:

      Karen D, Kim Powell has been mentioned on this blog and others, since the idol days. She was a friend of krunkjess and that crowd, until they had a falling out…probably over Neal lol, as they are both Nealtards, who stalked him, along with Dave and band and constantly tweeted sexually disgusting things, and as others here mentioned, her famous fan fiction. I heard she apologized on twitter after someone at a show told her the band was disgusted by her..don’t know if that part is true, but she tweeted recently she had stopped treating Dave as a sex object, and then changed her handle, and continued doing it haha…she just can’t quit him lol. I unfortunately have run into her at shows, where security were alerted to her bad behavior…she has also stalked other fans online, harassing them, and making threats to the ones who called out her bad behavior. I’m surprised she still has any friends in the fandom, most don’t claim her anymore.

      If you know the fandom I’m surprised you havn’t heard of her, but she does change handles quite often. You would probably know her picture. One of her besties is the another “huge” Nealtard Becky, you may know of this piece of work lol.
      Anyhow, she’s all over the internet but check out this blog for more on Kim Powell, bewarned…it aint pretty lol!


      And Burt the only “underground fandom” residents are the asylum dwellers. The usual suspects…they just like to behave as if the sane fans, are all jealous that we’re not in there little click, they want everyone else to believe they are Dave’s secret bff’s and have inside info. Yet, they all infight constantly, and stab each other in the back, even have choosen sides (don’t get me going on the weeds and roses lol!), so it is about there little middle school popularity contest, reliving there childhoods lol…Who cares what’s best for David?

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Isn’t Kim Powell also the one who claims to be a lesbian? If I remember reading about her before, this is her.

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        That blog needs to post her tardporn where she has sex with Cook. Repeatedly, because apparently she’s irresistible. She wrote tonnes of it.

        And yet claimed to be a lesbian.

      • Ali Says:

        Lol, rubber ducky you should send the blogger your link to that masterpiece! I saw the link to it while perusing kim/somberstitches twitter, the blogger tweeted it to her lol…I may or may not know who it is 🙂 Of course her list of enemies is long, and growing as much as she imagines Dave’s peen growth lol, so who knows…

        Nonna she claims to be lesbian because she’s never had a real life male part anywhere near her…therefore she is a lesbian 🙂

      • Ali Says:

        ducky, I meant the link to the kim blog was on twitter…I haven’t seen her tardporn, just heard lots of juicy details lol…did she make herself look like a hot model in the tale, or did she make Dave fall in love with her as is…like she cast a spell on him to fall for the first 300 pounder he see’s…seeing as she’s in his face almost daily, then *abracadabra* wedding bells lmao!

      • Karen D Says:

        Aah, she used to be KimberleyMP? I know exactly who that is. Gross.

  39. MissyM Says:

    That video on youtube really irks me. As well as the two from Columbus that are public. I wish there was a way to have them removed.& the person(s) site shut down.

    • burt Says:

      I think to try to do anything about them will only highlight the situation and make it worse. If they are mentioning the MP3 on DCO then he or his people may already know. In the past RCA have trawled YouTube and had videos removed but I don’t know if they always do it.

      It will be interesting to see if they get stricter with the VIP people at soundcheck, that to me is the benchmark of how bothered David and his people are by it. Also don’t forget that David does seem to keep a close watch on Twitter so he probably knows about the MP3 talk at least – I’ve not looked today so I don’t know if they’re still pretending there is no video.

      • I did listen to the mp3 of the Springsteen tune just now. Interesting arangement but if the Soundcheck said NO videos, etc– how hard would it have been to stop whoever bagged this one?

        The staff would only have to toss out one or two of the Tards in Violation (TVs) at these things to get the point across that when they say NO they mean NO.

        You know?

      • freedavidcook Says:

        So who was it that is boasting that they videoed the soundcheck? Kim Kim Kim Powell or AJ or who?

      • burt Says:

        That’s the only way they would get the point. I guess it will all comes down to how strongly David feels about it. To toss them out will cause issues and they are bound to assume it isn’t coming from him so maybe he will let it slide for now. *shrug*

        FDC – I’ve no idea who it was, sorry.

      • Jen Says:

        I believe it was Angie.

  40. michele Says:

    Ali, if you don’t mind me asking, what show was it you had a run-in with Kim at? I want the juicy details. Did she push you, hit you, or threaten to sit on you?

    • Ali Says:

      Lol, yep threatened to sit on me…well she was throwing her and her tard friends weight around in order to keep there spots and some of them came later…I didn’t see but I heard they came late and had a couple friends whole places all day, but when my friends (who were in college, and were there early, and are the fans David’s college shows were meant for), needed drinks, or bathroom breaks, they were attacked for trying to find places in line.
      Of course we being normal size had no chance at elbowing back to our spots, so we were stuck complaining to security (who knew all about them and had been giving them warnings all night), who found us spots off to the side further back but high enough to see over the sumo wrestlers hijacking the front row, away from the college kids…we kinda felt like the security (campus security) just didn’t understand why it was such a big deal to fight for front row for “David Cook who?” ,so not to appear as tards, we just let it go…some others did not as after the show, apparently the sumo’s got into with some other fans wanting to meet Dave at the buses. Typical behavior from Kim I hear, as I have seen many fans out her online and then get threatened physically, and bullied online as well. My friend was one of them, and she does not associate herself with these people ever, so I’ll just say I’ve only been to that show, and one other that wasn’t a college show…and Kim was there too lol!

  41. This just in from DCO.

    “David Cook might have nose hair!!!” Oh god, noooooooo!!

    Please explain to me why it is necessary to focus a camera up David’s nose so you can see nose hair, and then rave about his beauty. Do not understand. Wonder how the photographer would like to be shot in that manner? This is not a concert experience, but any invasion of personal space in a creepy way. Stalkerish. JMO

    What nose hairs? He has nose hairs? I’ve never seen any and there are puh-lenty of similarly shot videos & pics scattered throughout this site which can be examined in minute detail. I’ve seen nary a one. Nose hair that is. I look at the pics on a regular basis. But I’m sure if he had any they’d be beautiful and we’d have a thread about them.

    Ladies and germs of the court…I present to you
    “Nose Hair”

    • Please note:

      The middle two paragraphs are attributed to Ponto575 and not yours truly.

      I would never be tard enough to imply that nose hairs are beautiful.

      That would be just “stalkerish”, wouldn’t it?

      • burt Says:

        haha “But I’m sure if he had any they’d be beautiful and we’d have a thread about them.” That might be the best David Cook tard sentence I’ve ever read.

        Psssst nose hair people – everyone has them (as far as I know). They, like, perform a function in the body and stuff. “Dave” is only human.

      • Amusedbyfandom Says:

        Umm…the second paragraph of Karen D’s post (about the nose hairs being beautiful) is actually another poster responding sarcastically to Ponto575’s post. THAT poster often is gently mocking/funny about posts that focus on hair/clothes etc.

        To be honest, I found Ponto’s complaint about the video just strange, maybe she has a nose hair phobia 🙂

      • Amusedbyfandom Says:

        Oops, sorry, meant Karen P’s post not Karen D. LOL, one too many Karens for me apparently.

      • Thanks, Amused. I stand corrected.

        But can offers of nose hair waxing by Nosehairs’r’Tards be far off? Perhaps next to the merch table?

  42. michele Says:

    Ali, in other words, you won’t state the exact show this happened at because it never happened and you don’t want to guess the wrong show and get outted as a liar, eh?

    • Ali Says:

      Lmao, oh hey Kim 🙂 move on troll…

      • Ali Says:

        btw, fans here are not big on specifics for the obvious reasons dumbass! Internet stalking and threats to come to our homes, and after our families..it’s happened to FDC and to my friends, so sorry but I’m not gonna run to a lawyer and sue, or make threats like all the tards who are guilty threaten to do when confronted…I would rather keep my distance, warn others to do the same, even if that means being a Cook fan from afar.

        For me that’s not hard as his music has strayed from my taste, but I’m still a fan and many musicians have varied musical styles as there careers mature…but I’m ashamed to admit I’m a fan to people for obvious reasons, and feel bad for the fans who stay away when they enjoy his music and would love to attend shows, but don’t want to deal with his ott fans.

        I’m still curious to why the tards come here to insult us, for being anonymous, when they are the ones constantly attacking normal fans who call them out, and even point out obvious reasons why they are not helping David’s career. They refuse to get it. Oh well, all I can do is continue to point and laugh, and be happy I have a real life…

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Tard! Tard! Tard! We’ve been infiltrated again. Hi Michele, why don’t you stick around. You may actually see something that is useful here.

  43. michele Says:

    Just asking. Anybody can say they were attacked. You don’t have to say exactly what show, but what state? Didn’t you once say that the only shows you went to were in Florida? You’re so full of shit, Celine. I mean, Ali.

    • Ali Says:

      Tard tard tard…lmao…you just outed yourself Kim!

      • nonna-muss Says:

        No one here thinks you are Celine Ali. You’ve been here commenting long enough that someone would have caught on.

        BTW, did you see upthread that another tard visited? Yes, Dana the one who’s taking credit for ripping David’s pants paid us a visit under the name Debbie. Isn’t it funny how they say they don’t care about this place, but they just can’t stay away.

      • Ali Says:

        Yeah Nonna, I wasn’t sure if it was Kim, but seeing as if she has few friends left to stand up for her I thought michelle maybe her…but her online feuding against all nealtards and celine just gave away her cover lmao! If we all know about her online antics, obviously we know of how she and celine were in a twitter war, even FDC commented here and anyone on her twitter speaking against her, back then was accused of being celine haha…dumbass tard! They all come here, but refuse to take responsibility for why they are outed here!

        She will not learn, even when she’s the last tard standing…well, along with Debra, daina, literategal, scott…even if David told them to go screw there cats and leave him alone, they would just say “he’s having a bad day” it’s not us…he loooves us lol!

        Oh Debra was the pant ripper, lol…so has she claimed to have copped a feel of the beast within the pants yet haha!?

      • nonna-muss Says:

        No, not Debrakay23. A northeast tard named Dana (not pizza screamer Daina). She posted above under the name “Debbie”, but her real name is Dana.

      • Ali Says:

        Damn nonna, how the hell did I miss that little exchange up thread lol…sometimes the thread comments go so long I miss some good stuff! It’s so obvious they’re here when they come to defend someone (usually themselves) but still admit to doing what we are laughing about here…they just think it’s perfectly ok. Does “dana – debbie” actually believe Dave hoisted himself up because he wanted them to grope him? Correct me if I’m wrong but did she actually say, that rock stars want to be groped by the likes of her and those tards? Delusional much?

    • 'NucksGal Says:

      I’ve never been attacked because I’ve never been to a show. I don’t know anyone’s real names or recognize enough of the “uber-fan’s” names because I don’t follow enough.

      I have already posted my opinions about how the crazies don’t make me want to miss seeing him live but I’d never try for front row – even tho I try to get up front for any concert due to my (lack of) height. I hate paying $$ to watch the back of people’s heads.

      If DC was coming closer to my hometown, I would pay to see him & the VIP – as much for the merch/pkg as the m&g. I’m sure you’d have a giggle over my picture as I’m not old but I’m not thin or pretty either. And why wouldn’t the band look bored to sh*t in my pic, I’d be one of 100s of strangers they have to pose with. But I’d like to get an autograph & I’m not a stand-at-the-buses type. If they’re off-work I’d like to leave them their privacy. This goes for any celebrity, not just DC.

      My main complaint about the crazies, I used to read his twitter feed but I’m totally bored &/or repulsed by the 100s of crap-tweets from a small group of people. Over & over the same crap day in, day out. If one if you are reading this (trolling) and you are self-aware enough to know that you do this… go back & read through the feed. You sound nuts, boring, delusional & freaky to us… IF he reads it too, what do you honestly think he feels about you.

      I would be embarrassed & ashamed. And, judging by how often you change twitter id & user names, or lock your accounts, you must be secretly embarrassed & ashamed too.

      I don’t know if anyone cares to read this bit of advice, but you DO turn newer fans off, freak us out & HURT HIS CAREER!! You do!!! I’m embarrassed for you. And sad. (and slightly nauseated…)

  44. michele Says:

    Nah, I just figured since you can accuse someone of being somebody else, I could do the same thing. Fair is fair. Like you said, everybody on here knows about Celine’s obsession with Kim. They also know Celine’s from Florida, you’re from Florida. My apologies if you’re not her.

    You are the only person on here who’s ever claimed to have a personal run-in with Kim. No one else has, all they ever talk about is the fan fic and her weight. You can’t even name what supposed state this “run-in” happened in, which leads me to believe this “run-in” never happened. Then again, that’s logic and logic and the truth have never been a strong suit with some of the posters on this site.

    • Ali Says:

      Lmao! And you are the only person here who ever came on to defend “kim” haha… I’m from Florida? So I’m one of your enemies?…yep the delusion runs deep lol…now run along back to your fanfic, and twitter…we know you and the tards are here now, so you can’t hide lol…bye bye now…go back to bitching about this blog on twitter…scram you pesky tards!

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Now exactly which tard lives in Kansas?

        Must get my Tard Chart out and match the tards to the squares for Tard Bingo.

        Open bar tonight.

        Yes, go back to Twitter and crown me queen of the meanie poo poo heads.

      • Ali Says:

        Haha, FDC bring the vodka and I’m in for tard bingo…may as well play since they seem to all be here now…twitter must be a desolate place tonight! 😀

  45. nonna-muss Says:

    These people didn’t even get that he was not thrilled with their signs. One of them identified herself at DCO–“I’m the one with the monkey sign”. One: he’s telling them their signs are blocking the view of the people behind them, two: he seems like the monkey sign is just plain stupid and three: he’s saying “we’re not doing this again are we?”….HINT TO TARDS: do not bring signs to shows, he does not like them and you look like an ass.

    • Amusedbyfandom Says:

      Love this Nonna, I kinda get the sense that the day is nearing when David tells one of these loonies to fuck off from the stage. I can’t wait. I might die laughing. Do it Dave, you know you want to and the vast majority of your fans will support you 😉

  46. nonna-muss Says:

    Get your scorecards out….Debrakay23 was in Denver last night and attended the VIP meet & greet (again!).

    • Jen Says:

      Ah, I don’t think her pic was up yet yesterday. You know, it pisses me off because RCAed specifically mentioned trying to figure out how to limit the VIPs and how it might be creepy to meet someone over and over and over again, and yet these people just don’t give a shit. She got a picture with both Gavin and David sometime along the way too.

      • Ur_kidding Says:

        Wait… RCAEd actually said that?! That’s priceless! Needed, obviously, but priceless!

      • Jen Says:

        Oh yeah, it caused quite a stir in the fandom lol. Pretty sure he even used the word creepy.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        He used the words creepy AND stalker. RCA Ed’s post was made of love.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Oh and she’s (DebraKay23) going to Seattle tomorrow. Just sayin’.

      • Jen Says:

        Of course she is. And that’s not her last one either. I wish RCAed had followed through with the limit idea. Other artists do it. It would’ve been great for David if it meant he only had to meet the crazies once each (or twice if they do the one after the show with Gavin) since he doesn’t seem to be doing the bus thing.

      • burt Says:

        Wasn’t it her I posted about a few days ago? There was a tweet asking that if anyone was going to a radio show that they take her as their guest. All the recent crazy has blurred into one and with work being so busy I can’t keep up! Sure it was her though. If so, she has to be going for some kind of world record. Has to be, right? What other explanation could there be? Don’t answer that!

        I don’t understand why they did nothing about it after Ed caused that stir. It came out of the blue, we never found out what caused it (I don’t think – I still think something must have happened to set him off when the crazy has been going on for years) and then they didn’t make any changes anyway. If David is happy to do it then it’s his decision but it just kinda aids in making them look like obsessed stalkers (even if they’re not, in the traditional sense anyway). Maybe everyone agreed it was best to keep them happy, sell the tickets and take their money? Not to suggest he’s using them because I really don’t think he does take advantage of fans but if someone is willing to pay time and time again for a 2 minute chat and photo then it must be hard to say no to the money, especially when the industry is like it is and if tickets aren’t selling well (are they? I have no idea.).

        I still can’t think of any reason why they would want to meet him so often if he makes no effort to become friends with them (which is fine, he does not have to but some artists do become friendly with fans). I would love to be there to hear the conversations they have. It takes a special lack of awareness to be at nearly every show, no matter how limited the access, and go to numerous meet and greets but not just go and say hello but actually get a photo and signature each time. I would understand it so much more if he was friends with them and they were hanging out, talking causally like human to human but it’s not, it’s more like God to fan because they treat him so strangely.

      • Jen Says:

        I think they think if they meet him enough times he’ll start to think of them as friends. I mean, they hear the way Scott and LiterateGal talk (check her timeline for some tweets to Andrew about his job that make it sound like they’re bffs – I’m sure if he said something to her about his job he didn’t mean for it to be mentioned on the internet). Serena parlayed being a fan into being part of Ryan Star’s crew. Though even Scott doesn’t get a pic every. single. time.

  47. Kim the lesbian Says:

    I suck with titles. This is a one-shot deal. I have way too many stories in my head right now to add another one to the table. This is hopefully how August 17 (or 18th) will play out… except, I’ll be sharing my hotel room w/ 3 other girls…

    Rated NC-17.

    I don’t own David Cook. This is a work of fiction. Yada Yada Yada.


    She was waiting inside the hotel lobby when she saw them come in. She knew she had one chance and she better make it good. He was walking in her direction, pulling his bag behind him. Once he got close enough, she yelled out, “Dave!”

    He stopped walking and turned to her, “Hi.”

    “Hello, David. I don’t want to take up to much of your time. I wanted to give you this,” she handed him a small package. He opened it, and inside was a necklace, a silver guitar charm engraved with “AC” on it. There was also a piece of paper. On the paper was written “I’d love to get to know you better. My room number is 307” and her phone number. He looked up at her, curiosity in his eyes. “I don’t think…”

    She kissed him on the lips. Softly, sensually, and enough to make him want more. “Just come up.”

    She turned and walked to the elevator and stepped in. Then she was gone.

    David stood looking at her present. “Don’t even think about it, Cook,” he thought to himself. He got on the elevator and went to his own room, which he was sharing with Michael Johns.

    “What happened to you? You get lost between the lobby and the room?”

    “I think I just got sexually propositioned.”

    “You think? You don’t know?”

    “She gave me this necklace, and this note,” he handed the note to Michael, who read it and laughed, “Dave, you definitely got propositioned. She gave you her room number and said she wanted to get to know you better. What are you doing here?”

    “I don’t know if I should.”

    “David. Guaranteed sex. With someone other than yourself. Again, I ask, what are you doing HERE?”

    “Okay, okay. Stop pushing,” David walked to the door. “If you don’t hear from me in an hour, call my cellphone.”

    “Sure. An hour,” Michael said, having no intention of interrupting David and mystery girl.

    “What am I doing?” David thought as he walked to the elevator. “This is crazy.” When he reached her door, he almost turned around and left. Instead, he found himself knocking on the door. She had a surprised look when she opened the door, “I didn’t think you’d actually come. Please come in,” she said, backing up so he could enter the room.

    He looked around the room, I don’t see any medieval torture devices, that’s a good sign, he thought to himself.

    She was wearing a flowing dress that came down just below her knees. It was also had a very low-cut neckline, and he found himself staring at her breasts. “You like what you see?” she asked, walking up to him, “You know, all you have to do is say the word, and you could see everything.” He backed up, not realizing how close he was to her sofa, and fell right onto the sofa. She stood over him, straddling his leg. She had him trapped, but if he had really wanted to get away, he could have. She wasn’t going to do anything illegal, like force him to fuck her. He had to do it of his own freewill. She sat down on his thigh and rocked herself up and down his leg. He watched her body move, the way her breasts moved as her body rocked. She noticed the growing bulge in his pants, and she knew he wasn’t going anywhere. She wrapped her arm around his waist, and leaned in to his neck. He smelled good, like Axe and sweat. He had obviously not showered after the performance. That turned her on even more. She licked his neck, from his earlobe down to his collarbone, and back up. She began sucking on his neck, right below his earlobe. He let out a low moan. She slipped her hands under his shirt and pulled it over his head.

    “Stop. Wait.” She didn’t know why he wanted her to stop, but she did what he said, “Yes?”

    “You haven’t told me your name yet.”

    She didn’t want to tell him her name. Her name would bring back bad memories for him, memories of a girl he was head over heels in love with until she fucked another man behind his back.

    “Please. I need to know your name. I can’t do this without knowing your name.”


    She saw the flicker in his eyes. It was fast, but it was there. “Are you going to leave now?”


    “Because of my name.”

    “It’s just a name. You’re not her.”

    She stood up, reached down and took his hand. “Come with me.” She led him to the bed. She unbuttoned his button-fly pants and lowered them, gasping when she saw he was going commando. She really shouldn’t have been surprised. His pants were so tight, there was barely enough room for his ass and his cock, much less anything else.

    “Lay face down on the bed.” David did as he was told. He wasn’t usually this submissive, but something about this girl made him want to see what she had in store. She straddled his hips, leaning over to kiss the back of his neck, her breasts lightly brushing against his back. She ran her hands over his arms, as she kissed her way down his back. When she reached his ass, she lightly ran her hands over it. She had been wanting to get her hands on that ass, literally, for a very long time. She grabbed his ass, roughly kneading it with both hands, until she heard him whimper. “Did I hurt you?”

    “A little pain never hurt anyone. Please, don’t stop.”

    “Maybe I should kiss it and make it better,” she said, as she leaned down and ran her lips over his ass, until she couldn’t restrain herself anymore, and bit his ass. He let out a groan that was almost animalistic. Oh, he was enjoying this, she could tell that now, and she had no intention of stopping again. She kissed her way down the back of his leg, sinking her teeth into his thigh, causing him to groan again. She moved to the other leg and repeated the actions on that side.

    When she moved back up to straddle him again, he had decided he’d had enough of whatever her plan was. He wanted to torture her, just as she had done him. He flipped over under her, without moving her at all. He looked at her, her dark brown eyes, her long brown hair, her breasts, trying to peek over the neckline of the dress. He ran his hands up her dress and found that he wasn’t the only one going commando tonight. He lifted the dress over her head and dropped it in the floor, then he removed the strapless bra she was wearing, and it landed right on top of the dress.

    He rolled them over so that now, he was on top and in control. He kissed and nibbled her neck, rubbing his scruff against her cheek, causing her to moan his name. His hands were covering her breasts, massaging them, his fingers rolling around and pinching her nipples. He kissed all the way down her body, her breasts, her stomach, her hips, until he reached the center of her body, the one place he knew would send her over the edge. He put his hands on her thighs, spreading her legs. He looked up at her to find her gazing down at him, pleading with her eyes, to do whatever it is he wants to do. He runs his fingertips over her thighs, causing her to shudder. He ran two fingers along the lips of her pussy. “David, please…” she begged. He smiled, as he pulled her lips apart, and inserted his fingers inside her, finding her g-spot quickly. He lowered his head, his mouth finding her clit. He clamped down hard on it, sucking it, licking it. “Oh fuck… David… Fuck… Christ….God…David!” she called out his name as the orgasm hit her, she clutched the bed sheets so hard, her knuckles were turning white, but she didn’t even notice. She was flying. She couldn’t even remember her name anymore.

    When the room stopped spinning and she came back down to Earth, David licked his fingers and smiled at her. He kissed her and she could taste herself on him. It was a great taste, a combination him and her mixed together. As he kissed her, he slowly entered himself inside her. “Fuck, Kim, you’re tight”. He was slightly surprised. He hadn’t been with anyone who’s pussy was that tight in a long time, and he didn’t know if he was going to be able to last awhile or not. He rocked his hips back and forth against her.

    “Mmmmmmmm, David, hun?”


    “Are you going to fuck me or rock me to sleep?”

    “If I go faster, I won’t be able to hold out.”

    “Then I guess we’ll have to go for round two, because I want you to fuck me, dammit.”

    He started pounding into her, “This is what you want?”

    “Yes, God yes, that’s it, baby. Fuck me.”

    He pulled all the way out, and lingered for a second, before thrusting back in, deeper this time. She arched her back and screamed his name. She was digging her fingernails into his back, but he didn’t seem to mind. He was thrusting harder and deeper, and she was so close to the edge. He reached down between their legs and rubbed her clit. She screamed profanities and names of Gods she had never even heard of as the orgasm rocked her body. Her pussy tightened even more around his cock, and that pushed him over the edge. He grabbed hold of her hips as he came, emptying every last drop inside of her.

    He rolled off of her, not wanting to collapse on top of her and prevent her from breathing. They lay next to each other for a few minutes, trying to catch their breath.

    “That was better than I ever imagined, David.”

    “Give me 10 minutes, Kim… we’ll go for that round two.”

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Yes, this is the fake lesbian Kim Powell. Even though I’ve never read fanfic, nor will I ever I remember this being big news at one time.

      So, hopefully if Cook didn’t read here before she steered him right to it just in time to see her masterpiece!! 😀

  48. freedavidcook Says:


    • Ali Says:

      Lmao Nonna, thanks I needed that dose of high class literature, so this is Kim Powell’s famous fanfic I’ve heard tell of…”smelled good like axe and sex” lol, I thought only 12 year olds wore axe haha…just what this blog needs…and since Kim wanted Dave to see this site, then she will be overjoyed that her fantasies are being showcased for her true love (and everyone else in the fandom, as they all come here now) to see. I wonder how many orgasms she gave herself as she wrote that bullshit?! What a moron times a billion! And she uses her real name lol…and compares herself to Dave’s other Kim, the funniest of all…and all the pounding references wtf? She must have no real sexual experience (with a person) to draw on lol. Now I shall go clorox my brain…

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Do NOT give me credit. I didn’t post this! I didn’t even read it (just my own thing, fanfic involving a real person that has no participation in writing said fanfic feels like a violation to me. I feel like the unknowing party is being raped and it bothers me immensely.)

        My husband and I call Axe “Ass” cuz that’s what it smells like. 😀

      • Ali Says:

        Sorry Nonna, my bad…I just saw you comment after Kim the lesbian’s post so thought it was your joke lol. Thanks whoever did post it, but gawd it was just…so wrong, no words! And the other on FDC’s new post she speaks as if she wanted to be sure not to rape him, it had to be legal she says lmao! WTF? How the hell would she rape him…don’t answer, I’m sure she has done this in her mind (if not her awful fanfic) in some way…

      • nonna-muss Says:

        There is no way in hell she could rape him. That would involve him having to see her and getting hard. That, as we all know, would never happen. It most likely would be quite the opposite and shrink back into his body.

    • Fluffy Says:

      My poor eyes! My poor brain!

  49. WilcoisAwesome Says:

    I threw up in my mouth just a little.

  50. Cooks_FUFL Says:

    Ali, when you mention Kim Powell wanting to rape David, one of my favorite posts on the ‘fangirl’ thread (back in the days when ‘the Dash was the shizz) belonged to our dear Kim. She wanted to stick a dildo up his ass while he jerked off in front of her. Classy, huh?

    • Ali Says:

      Thanks for that image Cooks_FUFL I think I will skip my breakfast this morning lol! Like nonna said, why would she harbor such lust (and degrading him in her fantasies, yuck) for him, when she obviously doesn’t have a chance (even if she lost weight lol, her face is unattractive and her whack job personality makes her downright ugly!), she goes on public sites and feels talking about a real life person, she is a fan of, in such an inappropriate way is “flattering” for David? She needs help. If Dave has read this before, I don’t know how he could stomach the m&g with her.

    • Sosueme Says:

      Ack! I have no words. I am…I just…ack!!!

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      That’s because she’s a lesbian, right? All lesbians want to do that, right?

  51. burt Says:

    Ah man, so many images I didn’t need. Eugh. I know he’s not alone in being the subject of these crazy fanfics so I mean this with anyone anywhere that writes them – what is wrong with you?

    The more I read here, the more I admire that he’s able to interact with these people. I can’t imagine speaking with someone who has published fantasies of the two of you online for the world to see. Any fan that puts themselves in that situation is surely not right or has no self respect. Or both.

    I’d never read fanfic before and I think I might be done with reading this garbage now, makes me feel ill, dirty and very sorry for the writer and the subject.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      It’s things like this that gets fan fiction a bad name. There are a number of writers that write alt universe or additional storylines for fictional television shows that do a great job and don’t add in icky sexual content that make for a great read. Go check out some of the archive at Fanfiction.net.

      But the Real Person FF is just a whole new dimension of sick and twisted, hetero, slash, whatever. No respect for the subject and just so inappropriate.

  52. Well, our friend @zoo2 was doing her usual thing on twitter discussing her dislike of the way DCook concert did not rock enough for her. Wants the Axium D.Cook to show up at the conerts. She had attended the Tulsa show and sat in the back and observed. She noticed that the men really liked Gavin Dedraw and that many left after his show, and there was more enthusiam for GDG. Think she said she did VIP at Tulsa. She is doing another Vip in Ca, but for this show she going to G. Degraw’s VIP . The really great thing that happened were that several people called her out for her always dissing D. and building up other performers over him. Told her she was passive agressive and someone else told her to get over it.
    Think she is going to several more shows in SoCal. Her reponse to the people that called her out was something like I don’t know you and you don’t know me therefore you don’t know how I Think. The question is why does she keep going to shows, if she doesn’t like D? Can’t figure her out.

    • Ali Says:

      Isabelle, she’s passive aggressive is why lmao! I heard somewhere she was dissed at a california show for being a stalker, during the idol tour maybe? Anyway he pissed her off enough for her to continue to buy vip’s, hotel rooms and plane tickets, (giving him most of her retirement fund) and stalk his every move…because he sucks lol!

    • Jen Says:

      It’s like these people don’t realize he was a teenager when he was in Axium. Ten years is a lot when you’re 18-28. But I suppose it’s not when you’re 50-60.

  53. I think David has a chance to lose the allegiance of some of his flock to Neal, who responded tonight to tweets from, among others, zoo, literategal, roxybella and earring lady. He said he was bored. Maybe he misses the crazy.

  54. Sosueme Says:

    Zoo reminds me of my mother ( she is certainly old enough to be my mother) in that even though I know she loves me, she is constantly comparing me unfavorably to my friends and colleagues. Some of whom I know are not as accomplished as I am. It is a very fucked up dynamic. Belittle and hurt the ones you love the most, for their own good of course. I think I might just hate Zoo most of all, because there is literally NOTHING that Cook could do to make her happy. She is a scold, and I bet her own kids have serious self-esteem issues.

    Oh, and even some of the strictly DeGraw fans admitted that Cook got the bigger reception in Tulsa, if only because of the hometown crowd.

    • Sosueme, I agree. Her behavior really bothers me, also. She is not doing the chasing down the streets, screaming in concerts, or bringing signs. She is constantly belittling him in favor or other performers. Believe me I don’t think Cook is perfect or that every song and performance are perfect, but to me her tweets about him are so annoying. Everyone needs criticism, but on everything you do. Don’t have to read her tweets, but I do because I really want to tell her to butt out and stop going to Cook concerts if she hates him that much.

  55. just dont get it Says:

    reading through Twitter this morning it looks like video was banned from last night’s Boise show. Coincidence? Of course video’s popped up anyway.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      I also read that he did a Q&A at VIP last night. He (David himself) told them that the reason that cameras & cell phones were no longer allowed in VIP was because he did not want video of VIP events ending up on youtube and they were. As we discussed earlier, the tards will ruin it for everyone before all is said and done.

      I’m glad he’s saying it like it is. Now that he’s knocked the tard signs and flat out said what he said last night, let’s hope some self awareness of the rule breakers happens.

      • freedavidcook Says:

        I doubt any self awareness will happen. These women would not be in the sad tard shape they are in if they possessed any self awareness. He could tell them straight to their faces “You are ruining the VIPs for everybody, other fans and the band. I’m sick of seeing your mug at every M&G, I’m sick of th signs, the fan fic, the chasing me down the street, the popping up at restaurants, the screaming and squealing at concerts, sick of you over-analyzing everything I saw and do online” and they would still think he was talking about someone else.

      • songkat7 Says:

        Bravo to him, sad for the fans (like me) who wanted to take a picture or two (not video) at a VIP.

        Thanks very much, overindulgent asswipes of fans who feel they are entitled to anything and everything. You truly suck.

        Makes me sick.

      • My biggest pet peeve in this whole fandom is David himself having to see a sea of camera lenses looking back at him during a show and not faces. I mean, how insulting is that? May actually be easier on his eyes, but still. Just enjoy the experience people! Of course if this is your first and/or only show then OK, but we all know that’s not the case. Plus being right up in his face every show means the sound usually blows.

  56. WilcoisAwesome Says:

    ^ Exactly! Why can’t you just go to a show and enjoy yourself? Why do you need 200 pictures of the night?! How do you take in the moment, the rush, the excitement and atmosphere of the show if your face is shoved up against a damn DSLR camera all damn night?! ENJOY YOURSELF. Put down the camera. Enjoy the show. Show some respect.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      I hate when you’re at the show (NOT taking pictures and trying to do what you said Wilco) and everyone in front of you are holding their cameras up over their heads. It’s almost as bad as the damn signs!

      • OMG nonna, yes! Or someone actually giving me a dirty look because my clapping hands had the nerve to intrude into the field of view thru her lens.

      • burt Says:

        Totally agree – I go to a lot of shows and it happens at almost every one. The growth of technology has led to people filming and photographing everything but it’s so annoying when you are behind them. What makes it worse is if people are taking crappy photos and videos (and most are) – they are not enjoying the show, the memories they are trying to make are shit quality and they spoil it everyone else.

        Saying that, I do watch the occasional live video and it can sometimes be good to go back and watch clips of a show you were at so maybe that makes me a hypocrite. I just hate the thought of people doing it all through a show or night after night and not getting the full experience but if they didn’t, they would be afraid to miss something when their rival tard might get it and have the glory of posting online.

  57. kcsan Says:

    Beauxcefus: You are entirely too focused on what people look like. Regardless of what the people in the photos with the band look like, they are human beings and are fans of David. I suspect most of them are nice people and are worthy of respect and thoughtfulness regardless of whether they meet your standards of appearance.
    Rubber Ducky: Yes, it’s human nature to make judgments when we look at something or someone. But there is no excuse for posting those judgments publicly and being cruel to people.

    The two of you do know that, given a choice, all of us would be good looking, have beautiful bodies, and money to spend on stylish clothes, right? It’s like making fun of people who drive old beat-up cars. No one drives a car like that by choice, and no one is less than attractive by choice. You two need to get a bit of compassion and realize that, in all likelihood, many people can find a hell of a lot about both of you to ridicule.

    I also want to say something about some snide comment someone made about older fans. People don’t shrivel up and die just because they’ve reached the age of 45 or 60 or whatever. People of all ages are deserving of going out and enjoying life, and if enjoying life means going to concerts, good for them. There is no inalienable right for 20-somethings to have exclusive rights to going to concerts and being fans, and there are no laws saying those people who are 50, 60, 70, or even 80 cannot do those things. So get over yourselves. You are not the be all and end all of fans.

    • Black Angel Says:

      Sure, go to a concert if your over 45, but flying all over the country to go to multiple concerts and VIPs and the performer is in his 20’s? The performer is not in your age group and you are making a total fool of yourself. Hearing the same songs over and over again….what the hell for??

      BTW, I would say this about a 20-something also. GET A LIFE!

    • Black Angel Says:

      I feel like I’m on a mission. Old gals why are you wasting away your life on a stranger? He is NEVER going to be friends with you or date you, NEVER EVER. This is about music? Not buying it. How can music be that important to anyone? Fact of the matter is, it’s not.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      One of the things that blows my mind the most about the older and/or less attractive fans is the way many of them seem to have no idea how to dress or groom, what’s appropriate for a concert, or life in general. And I’m not just talking about Cook’s fans here.

      I seem to remember during the Glam Nation Tour that there was a young lady with a prettyish face, long hair who must have weighed at least 350 pounds. She was wearing a skin tight t-shirt and a pair of semi-sheer leggings. It was one of the most horrifying things I’d seen in a long time. She would have looked so much better in a pair of black slacks that actually fit and perhaps a jersey type shirt with a little sparkle to it. Instead we all got to see her overloaded granny panties and enormous gut right through her pants.

      Dress to fit your body type, whatever that is, and to fit your age and the occasion. It doesn’t even have to be expensive. I could have dressed that gal mentioned above at even a place like Wal Mart and she would have looked fine. A great deal of the older tards wear clothes that are either too tight or just meant for another age group. I’m always amazed at those that show up dressed like they are on their way to clean out the toilet or shop for groceries. All over the place and it doesn’t help them make a very good impression on anyone.

  58. cooktardx10sansdelusions Says:

    I am not so disturbed by Tard-Garb since most likely this is probably the way these peeps have dressed all their lives – I mean you just don’t gain or lose fashion sense in your old age – or do you? Plus one has to consider that with all the money some of these gals are forking out to fly hither and yon all over the countryside (I am looking at YOU debrakay, amongst others) – there’s obviously precious little left in the piggy bank to bother making oneself look presentable. I mean it’s not just the clothes that are looking a little dated but hair, makeup, the whole package, is, well, umm, you have it or you don’t I guess. Also, I have this feeling that most tards honestly believe they look absolutely fine – with no self-awareness about how they appear to the outside world, and if they do, they don’t care. So it really doesn’t bother me – as a non-fashionista myself… I can’t really go pointing fingers.

    What DOES disturb me far more than what they look like is what they say about him, not just on Twitter but on DCO and other places too I guess. The worst offenders appear to be the really old ladies– I would guess in the 30+ more years older then him bracket… The sickening way they salivate over him and now more than ever that he’s back on tour is well, frightening to me. Is this how they are in “real life?” Skeery. I suppose its the relative anonymity of the internet that encourages this stuff. I dunno.

    I won’t lie. I find him attractive enough – but Jesus Mary Mother of God, – how these grandmothers can publicly discuss how they would like to do this, that and the other thing for him, with him, to him, you name it…I dunno, have your sick fantasies if you must, “ladies’ but please don’t inflict them on him via Twitter or the rest of us on his own website (which btw I have complained about to the mods numerous times) but to no avail – so again maybe he doesn’t care that he’s being objectified…whatevah.

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