Not The David Cook
Happy Thanksgiving! I’ve got a lot to be thankful for today, not the least of all is the best commenters online and people that make me laugh so hard I spit diet coke out of my nose, like NotTheDavidCook on twitter. Read and laugh.
It’s time to put some of these bat shit crazy fans in their place. @thedavidcook may not say it out loud, but I will!
@sassycatz Why don’t you just shut the hell up once and for all? Boycott the AMA’s? Get pissed at girls who met DC 4 free? LOL!!!!
@davidrocksdana How old ARE you? Why are you acting like a teenager? David doesn’t want to sleep with you, & he never will!
@iluvDCyes You will do nothing but embarass yourself when you meet David. You are the epitome of an insane fan!
People need to leave David Cook alone. Let him have sex with hot young women, let him drink and cuss and stop kissing his ass!
@NyCArole426 For God’s sake, loser, leave David Cook out of your inane, incessant tweets! You are so fucking pathetic! Try getting laid!
@ladynsearch Why do you need to tweet David Cook constantly? You are a nasty, scary piece of work & he does not want anything to do with u!
@bleed_into_one Who are you to judge David Cook as a pet owner, you pathetic cow? You are one of his most disgusting fans! Ugly in & out!
@bleed_into_one 2 VIPs & one after show M&G? You are damn right he will get sick of you. He already is sick of you! You disgust everyone!
@celticsfaninNH You know what? You are not a friend of David’s, you never will be, & how can you “love” someone you don’t know????
@m0d3rnNinja: David Cook fandom has some of the most gracious people in the world.”//And some of the craziest, too.
@NyCArole426: @NotTheDavidCook How disappointed are you that you are NOT @thedavidcook?!”//So happy that I don’t have to see your crap!
@brian_mayer: Dear groupies that are old enough to be @thedavidcook’s grandmother. You’re funny.”//And gross.
@rascalete: #Please sign the Birthday card for David Cook // ht tp:groupcard.com/c/Dt9DYcwvuvX // BAHAHAHA! Nice card, grannies!
@m0d3rnNinja Y me no join you? Cuz me no likey people who make a jokey out of a talented guy’s career. Y u obsess with a guy u not know?
Alright, I got a gift card to McDonald’s! I can feed the hungry masses now!
I don’t know who you are but you just brightened my turkey day up considerably! I’ll be laughing thinking about this while candying my yams and glazing the turkey.
PS to the tards that read here and drive up the stats to insane heights – It ain’t me no matter how you might want to fantasize it’s me and you’ll tattle to David and he’ll spank me.
Everyone have a safe and blessed holiday. Wonder how many of the cray-cray will find a way to work Cook into their holiday to the disgust of their family and cats?Explore posts in the same categories: Uncategorized
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