Adam Lambert Fans Suck At NoH8

It is with much amusement that I’ve been watching Adam Lambert’s fans scramble to explain why his newest single and video seem to have flopped. Some are blaming it on the label not spending any promotion dollars, others say he has been repressed in his genius by TPTB but mostly they are blaming it on plain old vanilla garden variety homo-hatin’. The fact that the video is filled with pretentiously painful overacting by the Glittery One or the less than dulcet tones of the song never seem to enter their minds. It’s always homophibians (their word, not mine) Evil homophibians did it, along with every other career no-no Adam has had.

The Sparkle Cows cannot accept that perhaps their golden boy might possibly be a high-handed prima donna with less than marketable product. The great unwashed public has spoken. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation at all. It’s more to do with tastes, the market and quality of the product.

Yeah, it’s not like any of them are actual LGBT activists in the first place. They only speak up when it involves Adam. Before they discovered Adam I suspect many of them had nothing but disdain for alternative sexualities. They’ve sure been silent on the recent overturn of Prop 8 in California Not one of them or their Idol have addressed the growing problem of suicide among bullied gay teens. They never comment on these things, they never respond, give time or money to LGBT causes unless Adam tells them to. Some gay activists they are.

During the last few Republican presidential hopefuls debates I’ve hung out in Adam’s brother Neil’s chatroom and just observed what many of the Adam fans there had to say during the debates. Scarily it seemed like a significant number of them expounded on their political beliefs like card-carrying Tea Party members, the type not exactly open to the needs of the LGBT community. That’s when they weren’t licking Neil’s ass like it might get them two steps closer to Adam.

But I have to admit I’m curious after Lambert announced he was no longer going to be doing the glitter thing any longer, that his style would be more organic. What exactly does that even mean?

I know one thing about it, whatever that style is I can see a bunch of his Sparkle Cows copying it like good little cult members. The leader is good the leader is great…..

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19 Comments on “Adam Lambert Fans Suck At NoH8”

  1. Mrs D Says:

    “Obsessing over a stranger you see on TV is just retarded as hell.”

    And yet, you do it. LOL. Hoist by your own petard!

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Excuse me, I could care less about the Idols, unlike you lot…. I’m fascinated by the crazy tards, like you, that follow the Idols and do semi-illegal and certainly morally squishy things in pursuit of their fan favorite. Hearing something new about any Idol always is filtered through the tard sites for me.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Yay! Another troll to play with!

    • Tess Tickle Says:

      OH MY GOD, a cow who quotes Shakespeare! How rare is this? **pokes cow with a stick** Amazing!! It looks like a cow. **sniff sniff** It smells like a cow, hmmmm, it’s certainly a rare breed. There’s got to be some kind of research done into this. How could a cow get so intelligent that it can actually quote Shakespeare? I thought they only quoted Madame Glambarf? Wow! I hope somebody get’s her into the traveling circus. I’d pay to see that shit.

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      huh huh huh huh petard

  2. B York Says:

    Organic? Perhaps the sparklecows need to rebrand themselves as cowpatties.

  3. joolie Says:

    Maybe Adam’s cowpatties can join David Cook fans when David performs at the Clovis, CA rodeo in April? Yippee-kye-yay, or something like that…

  4. nonna-muss Says:

    LOL B York! My greatest fear about Madame being organic is his make-up. Will we be subjected to him without 3 lbs. of pancake foundation? Will he stop dying his hair black and go back to his ginger roots, baring all of his face craters and body freckles for the world to see? Puke. I hope not.

    I’m also curious about what happens when his organic phase passes as his glam rock phase did. What’s next? Punk? Then when that fails will it be country?

    How are the cows taking this news? No more Sparkle Cows, no more Glamberts, no more Glamily! Oh my! I hear he dismissed some cows in glitter with the wave of his hand at a radio interview. While waving them off he proclaimed “Glitter is so last year”. πŸ˜€

  5. Beauxcefus Says:

    Lambert is going to flop SO hard this album era, lol… I think w/o Simon Fuller’s deep pockets greasing the rails like he did before, Adam’s career is going to run off them… His look is tired, that song and video are tired, the CD cover looks cheap… methinks TPTB at RCA, radio et al are just plain tired of his flat ass. Has nothing to do with the homephobe BS still being trotted out by his trusty crusty COWS. Like Cook, his best days and work was done on the Idol stage, singing covers – he just doesn’t translate well as a singer or artist doing original pop/rock/dance music. I wonder what the whole story is behind him leaving 19M and the Fuller fold… Wonder if that decision is playing a part in his less than warm media and radio reception so far… Can’t wait to see how this saga plays out.

  6. amusedbyfandom Says:

    Seems like it’s time for another publicity stunt…err…I mean public lover’s spat or for Lambert to say something stupid and blame the media for misquoting him πŸ™‚

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Yes, he’ll do something when his album or next single is released. It was laughable how he had the slap fight when his single was released and the “misinformed” Queen story came out the day his video was released.

    • Beauxcefus Says:

      Yep – I’m looking for another harebrained stunt anytime now πŸ™‚ Pimpin’ (and famewhorin’) ain’t easy!

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Madam does know how to chum the waters enough to make the jaded press sit up and take notice. However it looks like some of the press I’ve seen on him that they’ve figured out they are being played. Doesn’t bode well for career longevity.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        He’s still studying at the Charlie Sheen School Of Self-Pimpin’. He hasn’t gotten to the part yet that the public gets sick of you quickly. That course is at the end, when it’s too late. LOL.

  7. cuddles Says:

    Do we think he’s actually going to release that cd?

    • nonna-muss Says:

      I guess we’ll find out in Mapril. πŸ˜€ I don’t think it looks promising to have it scheduled for release in March, then have to have it go back for re-working and have the release pushed back.

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      He can do a Constantine and release it on his own label πŸ˜† 2nd Place Records sounds like a lovely name.


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