Adam Lambert & Brian May Ain’t Queen

So it turns out that the news Adam Lambert had been babbling about being the lead singer for Queen this summer before suddenly retracting wasn’t entirely stupid rumor. I was very sad to hear this considering I have adored Queen since I first saw them in my teens. I saw them on the stage of the Uris Theater on Broadway, NYC in May of 1974. I’d hitchhiked to NYC with my best bud to see my all time favorite band, Mott The Hoople, but Queen opened for Mott and that was that for me. I divided my teen tarding between hunky Pete “Overend” Watts and Freddie Mercury with Freddie eventually overcoming my love of Overend.

I loved Queen. Queen with Freddie Mercury. Not any of these mish-mashed Queen with a variety of people wanting to fill Freddie’s old ballet slippers. Queen stopped being Queen with Freddie Mercury’s untimely passing. You cannot consider anything really post-Freddie as Queen, more like half Queen, half something else. A different creature all together. More like a cover band or a karaoke band.

Of the three remaining members I have to say the only one left I have any love or respect for is the bassist John Deacon. John wisely realized that Queen with another singer is not only not Queen but some vile travesty. He retired since there was no more Queen.

But Brian May couldn’t accept that he should move on, free of Queen and make his own music beyond those two failed solo albums he did. He couldn’t leave well enough alone. He’s spent his post-Queen time either whoring out the hits of the band as fodder for commercials, putting new lead singers in place, creating ‘musicals’, whining that the planet doesn’t go vegan entirely or stop smoking plus trying to rescue various animal groups. While there’s nothing wrong with animal rescue I want to know what the hell is wrong with the man. Is flying around the world to view eclipses, playing with his stereoscopic photos and badger rescue not occupying enough for a guy pushing 70? Is he out of money? What, what? Stroke? Senior dementia?

I have to blame dementia. Or attention whoring. I can’t decide which one is responsible. Have time to waste? Bore yourself with Brian’s whining and whinging at his own blog.

Now Madam thinks he is up to the task? Madam, lover of shrieking and constant overuse of melisma? Judge for yourself.

Madam & Kris “Who” Allen singing with Brian “Attention Whore” May and Roger “Damn I’m Desperate”
Meadows Taylor

Compare with the master, the real champion Freddie Mercury

Sorry, Sparkle Cows, Adam Lambert ain’t no champion. He didn’t win “American Idol” and he’s not the champion of Queen. He’s not fit to hold Freddie’s old jock strap

Taking a gander over at the official Queen fan site I see that most of the hard core Queen fans are no more pleased than I am at the appearance of Adam in the Freddie slot.

Some interesting posts from Queen Online that seem to echo the general consensus that Madam plus what’s left of Queen is a terribly bad idea.

All this talk of Adam Lambert & Queenextravaganza is really just a state of cognitive dissonance. We, Brian & Roger all want MORE Queen. We want more of that magic from the four members of the greatest Rock band of all time. What a thrill. The amount of entertainment and good times millions of people have felt because of that “Magic”. 15 albums, DVDs, live bootlegs. It’s still not enough. But that’s a good thing. “Always leave them wanting more” is the key in showbiz.

But here is the reality. As great as Brian May, Roger Taylor & John Deacon are Queen would NOT have achieved this measure of greatness without that fearless, lunatic Freddie Mercury. He’s the main one that made them the champions. Freddie Mercury, with all his human foibles and bad personal choices, was one of a kind. He lived his life the way we are all too chickensh** (or wise) to do ourselves. He did whatever he wanted, he tasted everything, he tested all waters, pushed all envelopes, crossed all lines. The greatest rock & roll singer of recorded history.

Queen does not exist anymore. No matter how many “Queen +” projects they regurgitate. The Queen name should only be associated with Freddie Mercury’s involvement. There’s vault material with Freddie- there is more magic possible from the true Queen- outtakes, live shows, video. But without Freddie there is no Queen.

It’s as if Roger woke up one morning and said. Hey 40 Years? Let’s see if we can lose all credibility in the next ten years and obfuscate our memories of who really was the biggest creative force behind the band. The one who talked them into having another go at this band thing. The one who brilliantly named them. The one that designed their logo and image. Oh and just happened to make them millionaires by writing their first three hits. Who was that “one”? Hmmm Frank Merlin? Francis- Freddy Fender- aw who knows. Fast forward to 2021. Yeah, “Queen +”. “I remember them. They had like a different singer every few years or something, didn’t they?” but I know the names Roger Taylor & Brian May and they must be Queen cause they say so. Queen + $$$$.

Re: Dream Queen+Adam Lambert Set List

My dream Queen+Adam Lambert set would be something like this:

Brian walks out on stage at the first gig and says ‘sorry, folks, me and Rog misjudged this one – probably not for the first time – we can’t go on stage and play an entire set with an X-Factor winner. It wouldn’t be right. You can collect a full refund on your way out. Cheers.’
My ideal setlist:
1. 45-minute warm-up acoustic set with Brian and Roger.
2. Lambert joins them on stage and announces to get ready for the best Queen-related concert ever.
3. Huge movie screens drop down.
4. The long awaited Live at Hammersmith concert [or insert your fav Queen concert here] begins in Hi Def, 3D stereo as Lambert leaves the stage.
5. Audience enjoys the best Queen concert ever

The Queen fans may not be in love with the idea but the Sparkle Cows are living in delusion land as usual. They are starting to whine that Queen fans aren’t accepting of Lambert as the singer because, get this, they are a bunch of homophobes. Yes, Sparkle Cows trot out their most tired and ridiculous of all stupid excuses. Like no one could tell that Freddie Mercury was gay? Seriously?

I think when an iconic band has been around as long as Queen has, and when the lead singer tragically dies, there is a sort of understandable loyalty among the die hards to the music and the deceased. I remember, for instance, after Elvis’ death, as other entertainers started doing his songs, there was backlash. So the reaction isn’t surprising. I think some die hards fear Adam will become a permanent fixture in the band and “replace” Freddie, which ain’t gonna happen.

I also understand that not everyone will love Adam as I do. That’s ok. There’s room for all of us. The only time I get irked by Queen fans bashing on Adam is if they say he can’t sing (gotta be tone deaf there, lol ) or if it seems to be coming from a homophobic attitude, which is hilarious considering Freddie’s sexual preference. Some of the bigoted fans accepted Freddie as long as he played the DADT game, I guess, and can’t handle Adam’s openness, and then there are those who are still in denial about it.

Hey, Adam’s not for everyone. But it sure looks like a lot of Queen fans enjoyed him at the EMAs! I’m not concerned about those temper tantrumming over this. Adam’s gonna blow them away at Sonisphere!

KatieJ

Ah, KatieJ, bucking to be mod over at AO unsuccessfully yet again. Freddie Mercury was NEVER DADT. He was out. Adam disdain has nothing to do with sexuality, but sheer talent. Putting Madam in Freddie’s place in the band is like asking Justin Bieber to fill in for Pavarotti in an opera.

More babbling from the Sparkle Cows…

am sure that some Queen fans will not like anyone who sings with Queen, and some will never like Adam no matter what he does. Those who call him a karaoke singer obviously don’t know anything about him at all. Adam fights the stigma of emerging from a reality show, and, of course, being gay. That is unfortunate FOR THEM. Nothing will change those whose minds are made up. Perhaps others who are less rigid will learn something. I don’t look for Adam to gain lots of fans from the rock and metal world; however, this is an opportunity for Adam to gain critical acclaim for his work and get huge amounts of publicity, publicity which I hope his management will capitalize upon. There will always be haters. As Adam himself has said, they serve to give him motivation. He is going to do a great job and hearing him sing live will be a test for their preconceived notions.

dont understand that Queen’S fan’s to batching Adam like that. Sad because that is not Adam to ask to Brian May or Paul Taylor that he want to be there frontman for that one concert at july 7 so its because Brian & Paul like the Adam’s voice and they like him very very much.

So why the Queen’s fan’s not understand that… The frontman they have the name of the singer are Paul or Roger dont remember for already many years tell me if there fan’s b****ing that guy like they b**** Adam’S? Poor guy..they accept now that guy for be the frontman and that guy dont want to replace Freddie like Adam’S dont want too. He just accept that huge invitation of Brian & Paul for give to Freddy’S memories. Thats it…

And like Katie,J said if they like Freddie considerating that Freddy’s orientation sexual life…its just hilarious like she said. Adam feel he always are a huge fan’s of Freddie and he will never want replace or mimic or tried to be Freddie…so its a little bit funny when you look all that.

On a bored evening recently I read through those Queenonline forum threads about Sonisphere. They were saying the place was busy because they had 70 or so posters logged in. The most negative posters were commenting again and again, magnifying their gripe. Many posters said that they weren’t planning to go anyway, regardless of the singer, and it seemed like the most negative posters were unhappy with almost everything Queen had done since Freddie passed decades ago. In spite of that in the newer posts, more members seemed to be coming to terms with the idea as other members argued the merits.

When we look at the fact that AO has about 500 fans online at any one moment, and is one of many many adam fan communities, (another one I frequent has about 250 members online each day, and 3,000-4,000 other viewers), it gives you a sense of how small that particular pool of Queen Online fans is compared to us, and the larger Queen fanbase as a whole. On another Adam site there are already more than 50 members who have bought Sonisphere tickets for example.

So basically I ended up feeling a little sorry for that particular forum, and the blustering and hair-pulling in the “purist” rock fan and Queen fan world makes very little difference because those Sonisphere tickets are very likely to sell out regardless of the complaining of a small portion of Queen fans who really weren’t planning to make the effort to go anyway.

I think there are plenty of Queen fans who are okay with, or enthusiastic about the idea. I’ve heard the Sonisphere forums are general positive on the idea, although I haven’t checked myself. For hardcore ‘Freddie or no one’ fans, I empathize, and think the antipathy really has little to do with Adam. A different singer would fall short for them in different ways, but would still fall short in their eyes.

Those poor Queen fans have no earthly idea what they are in for with the Sparkle Cows. This should be interesting to see as the Sparkle Cows go even nuttier and attack.

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26 Comments on “Adam Lambert & Brian May Ain’t Queen”

  1. Rubber Ducky Says:

    I look forward to angry Queen tards throwing stuff at Madam the moment he prances on stage. And then the booing, the booing will be heard from the moon. Retire, Brian. No one needs to hear your whining and haven’t you made enough money yet? Just go away, and take Madam with you.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      That is right! I forgot about the bottling that occurs at that particular venue.

    • nerdgirl Says:

      Imagine bunch of Sparkle Cows in fingerless gloves all glamed up fighting their way to the front row? Brian May will regret his decision the minute he see them!

      • Tess Tickle Says:

        Wouldn’t it be hilarious if they had to put Lambert behind chicken wire like they do in those rowdy redneck bars to keep him safe from flying bottles, cans and rotten fruit? I bet somebody somewhere in the audience tries to hit him with something.

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        I bet he loves singing Rawhide.

  2. E.Burt Says:

    You people are sick bastards. Adam and Queen will be epic and stupid people like you will still be the same stupid, mean little people that you always are.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Whatever Tard, you’ll still be licking Madam or Brian May’s ass after they’ve taken all your money too..

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      Hi cunt! I bet if your precious Madam beat up a loved one of yours as badly as he beat his twink, you’d applaud and tell him he was a precious little snowflake, wouldn’t you?

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Actually I am curious as to why you are no longer allowed to practice law in Florida? Still have that felony real estate thingie hanging over you? Are you the mother of that insane Sparkle Cow debarred lawler that makes salt dough sculptures of frogs and raises Pygmy goats on a Florida farm? What a proud parent you must be. You did a won-der-ful job raising your home schooled children.

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        Awwwww is E Burt really Elaine, mother of Kerry Kolsch? Wooooo we’re in the presence of celebrity here! Elaine, are you going to write a book and call it “My daughter is cracked in the head (but we love committing felonies together)” I bet you can sell the ebook for a whole dollar.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        Hide the chikkens! Someone save the chikkens!

      • freedavidcook Says:

        I’d actually been thinking about about that chicken wire thing. There’s a bar in Mamou, Louisiana my band played at when I was in college. There was chicken wire on the stage because of the drunk coonasses and the rednecks. The bottling that takes place at the venue Queen is going to play there is no chicken wire. If there was I’d expect this gig to go something like this:

        http://www.youtube.com/embed/Zw8Ba_JepzA

    • Mugsy Says:

      Hi Elaine, going by Elaine Burt again? You went by Elaine Offord in North Dade Justice Center when defending yourself against that traffic incident in 2010. How did you obstruct or disguise your person when the police officer stopped you? Did you use a fake beard and glasses? Doesn’t Kerry need to be a member of the Florida Bar to represent you?

  3. Beijing York Says:

    KatieJ is a piss poor LGBT activist (as I suspect most of that gang are): “it seems to be coming from a homophobic attitude, which is hilarious considering Freddie’s sexual preference”.

    “Sexual preference” and “lifestyle choice” are code for the religious right’s fixation on making the gay go away.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      They all are! They all seem to use right wing code words and phrases in their defense of Adam. That’s why I had to write about their lack of interest in any LGBT issue if it doesn’t personally involve Adam. Curiouser and curiouser..

  4. Rubber Ducky Says:

    I wonder if E Burt is Kerry Kolsch, and she’s been pretending to be her mommy for a long time now.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      It’s all very ‘Psycho’ isn’t it?

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        “Mother, she’s just a stranger”! As if men don’t desire strangers! As if… ohh, I refuse to speak of disgusting things, because they disgust me! You understand, boy? Go on, go tell her she’ll not be appeasing her ugly appetite with MY food… or my son! Or do I have tell her because you don’t have the guts! Huh, boy? You have the guts, boy?

  5. Muppet Says:

    Nobody, but NOBODY can or should try to replace Freddie – karaoke cover band started by Queen (sorta)or not…but after watching the AI video above, I gotta say, Kris Allen would make a much better Freddie…vocally…they might have to glam him up a bit, but God knows he sounded better. I had to shut the vid down after Adam started screeching. Just…eeew.

    • Tess Tickle Says:

      I agree with you, Muppet. Chris Ollean has a very nice voice to listen to, Lambert, not so much. Lambert’s voice is almost unbearable, shrill and high pitched. It’s almost too painful to listen to, unless you enjoy getting a large metal shish kebob skewer crammed in your ear canal which is just about the equivalent of having to sit through his “singing”.

    • B York Says:

      I just watched it and I agree, Muppet. Kris just sang it straight, with a strong voice and genuine joy. Adam melismafied it straight to hell and his posing in the spotlight looked ridiculous.

      Supposedly Who? is releasing a new single soon. I am hoping it totally eclipses Adam’s “Better Than I know Myself”. It’s fun to watch them agonizing over what went wrong.

      • nonna-muss Says:

        I hope Who?’s single is a huge success. He deserves it. And it will send the cows a-stampeding.

  6. Muppet Says:

    May I just add that I think Kris would be too classy to even think he could replace Freddie and (were it offered), turn down the gig. He doesn’t strike me as a famewhoring idiot who thinks singing more karaoke is the way to further his music career.

    • B York Says:

      Who?’s new single is very catchy but of course the concern-cows are worried about it being up against Madonna and Beiber, LOL!


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