Archive for July 2012

Adam Lambert’s Sparkle Cows Piss on Queen Fans

July 19, 2012

So now the gig is up and done and it’s provided those of us that don’t care for Madam Lambert’s voice but do find his appearance giggle-worthy lots of fodder. Like this photo with Elmo photoshopped in to coordinate with the jacket/shag rug Adam is wearing.

That’s just dead sex-say isn’t it? About as sexy as Brian May’s truss I guess.
To the Queen fans: Did I not warn you that the Adam Lambert fans, the Sparkle Cows, were some of the pushiest, nastiest, over the top, deludenoids on the planet? Tell me, what has happened on the Queen message boards since the concerts?¬† That’s right, you’ve all been attacked, word pistol whipped, subjected to vats of verbal vomit if you do not proclaim that Adam is worthy to stand in the mighty big shoes of one Freddie Mercury. They insanely foaming at the mouth over at Queen Official I’ve seen. For days. Pure insanity. Well, you were warned and didn’t take it seriously. Good luck getting rid of those ancient biddies now.

Also noticed that one of Sanjaya’s biggest fans, Mithra, has been jumping into the fray under one of her usual names, stirring the pot. You poor bastards!

I could post reams of their idiocy but I’m not going to. I’m just going to post what a friend of mine who is a long time Queen fan like myself had to say of the difference between Queen fans and shrieky Madam’s Sparkle Cows.

The thing that’s so pathetic at this point is the poor, unsuspecting Queen fans, and the Cows blasting them just because they’re QUEEN fans and not MADAM fans. Some of them seem okay with Madam, some not, and woe be unto anyone who doesn’t proclaim Madam the greatest supahstah in the history of ever.

Some of these folks have been following Queen for a long, long time. Not because they want to bonk any of the members, but because they like Queen’s music. So here comes this screeching tool that most of them have never heard of. Not all of them like it, others are just happy to see Queen onstage in whatever incarnation they can get at this point. Then the Cows come along and rip them all a new asshole. And you know they’ve all got to be wondering what the hell is provoking these lunatics. Hell if the Queen fans thought Brian or Roger sucked, they’d say so. But God forbid anyone give Madam anything less than a glowing review every time he so much as takes a shit.

David Cook & Sig O – A Cautionary Tale..

July 2, 2012

Turns out some poor soul on Twitter by the name of Gradilea ran into Cook & Co. at LAX. He was kind enough to stop and talk for around fifteen minutes, holding hands and being all kissy with his gf while talking to Gradilea.

That is all well and good. Sounds to me like Cook is doing what people start doing at his age, having serious relationships that have a future with the gender of their choice. Nothing wrong with that. Good for him.

The problem is that poor Gradilea posted her tale on Twitter and a butt-load deluge of his wack-pack fandom immediately started twittering Gradilea about her Dave encounter and friending her. She has no idea that she’s fed the freaks, they don’t give a flying frink about her and they’ll just keep pumping her for info before dropping off once she has nothing more to say about the encounter. Some of them might even turn weird or threatening. It’s happened again and again in this wack job fandom.

She posted this:

Just talked to @thedavidcook at LAX. Seriously made my year. Even got a new picture!

That’s cool! But this started happening…..

@WordNerd4Life
@Gradilea I am BEYOND jealous. But extremely happy for you at the same time! @thedavidcook is amazing

Gradilea was kind enough to reply:

@Gradilea
@WordNerd4Life it was surreal! He was so polite and so was his girlfriend. He sat and talked to me for a good 15 mins.

Which brought this question of course:

@Hi_ImSus
@Gradilea So…..did the g/f introduce herself?

Translation for the Tard Language Impaired: How do you know it was his girlfriend??? Did she say it??? Who is this cunt passing herself off as Baldy’s girlfriend??? What is her name so we can stalk her????

And the reply:

@Gradilea
@Hi_ImSus not really. But they kissed and were all coupley

A familiar person that claims to not be over the top, stalking him or inappropriate sends her a message too~ she’s so popular now~

@rascalete
@Gradilea I would like to DM you, could you follow me. thanks

Our very own Rascalete who posts here to tell us we’re so wrong about the fandom. Gee, I wonder what she wanted to talk about in DM? What he was wearing, how he smelled, etc, etc..

Just the tip of the dirty iceberg….