Adam Lambert Misquoting, Dying & Vamping

So the Sparkle Cows have been glamping up a storm, rushing all over the interwebs to beat on anyone not agreeing with the idea that Adam with silver hair isn’t the sex-sayesty thing on the planet!! Eleventyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!

It’s the Billy Idol Grampa Look!!

Don’t believe me, just check out the comments on any website containing reference to the bleach do. Either comments have been disabled because of stupidity or all negative ones are buried in an avalanche of cow drool.

Later he added more chemical damage to his hair by dying the bottom black and leaving the tips silver. Here he is vamping/clamping/glamping it up as either an old homage to Adam Ant or some type of gay vampire on a teen show.

Doesn’t he just look precious? He’s ready for his closeup Mr. DeMille.

But the thing that drew me in to post about Madam tonight is his epic fail of a tattoo. Bhahahahah! Lookit it!

What is so wonderful about this tattoo is two different things…

A) It reads in Latin – “Music Soothes The Savage Beast” which is hysterical when you take into account his freakish beast-like Sparkle Cows. Subtle underhanded fuck you in my eyes.

b) But mostly because the quote is all wrong and I’m betting he doesn’t realize it.

Two of Congreve’s turns of phrase from The Mourning Bride (1697) have become famous, albeit frequently in misquotation:

“Music has charms to soothe a savage breast,” which is the first line of the play, spoken by Almeria in Act I, Scene 1. (The word “breast” is often misquoted as “beast”, and “has” sometimes appears as “hath”.)

Bhahahah! And he has to live with that hideously inked mistake forever now!!
Seriously Adam, bleach will eventually fry your hair and cause it to fall out like autumn leaves hitting the ground and none of this erases the fact that your second CD is a huge enormous flop.

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8 Comments on “Adam Lambert Misquoting, Dying & Vamping”

  1. Lah Says:

    Excusew me, but Adam’s hair is still all blonde. The second picture is from the set of PPL where is making a guest appearance. Also, you need to replace the top picture with a color one to see the true color of his hair. It looks great. The tatoo isn’t a mistake do your research.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      I’m DONE my research and he’s fucked it up. It’s not as it is on his arm. Only some uneducated dumbass like Madam would screw that up

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      Hey Lah where did you get your copy tattooed on? Your ass? Feeling foolish now?

  2. nonna-muss Says:

    You would think if someone was going to permanently mark their body that they’d open a friggin’ book and make sure they’re getting it right. Being that Madam has done little right in his career, it’s not surprising though.

    I’d also like to give a big shout-out to Mmmmbop. I think she misses me. *waves to MmmmLoser*

    • BYork Says:

      Despite what the Glamberts think, I don’t think Lambert is very deep. Everything he does kind of screams out “shallow”. I’m sure that as long as he’s making more $$ than he was as a Broadway chorus boy or under-study, he’ll be happy enough. Isn’t that what AI is about? Getting enough exposure to make more money than you did before?

    • freedavidcook Says:

      I’m sure Mmmmbop is just dying to post here..

  3. Rubber Ducky Says:

    I look forward to the day when his hair falls out from over bleaching. Won’t be long now 😆

  4. Tess Says:

    Will he have to carry around a little spray bottle of diluted bleach to keep up with those pesky little ginger hairs that keep popping up?

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