David Cook Fantards Search Nashville & Write Some Bad Poetry

I’ve  heard from (Redacted)  that a large number of Cooktards have been busy searching Music City for any sign of David, his girl friend, dog, left over garbage, third cousin twice removed, any small hint of what his address might be in the city. They say that many have tried some rather desperate possibly illegal measures to try and find his home. Hope there’s a gate, a guard and a gun or he’ll be facing some horrors I’m sure.
Someone sent me this Tweet that really made me laugh. Poor Cook is getting this stupid stuff messaged to him every day. Add another guard…

My ♥ is your garden, @thedavidcook. Come, plant your seed. All the dreams you conceive, spread them on me. Whatever you sow is all I need.
19 Aug

Reminds me of this from the original BBC production for television of “The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy” except it’s way more ick factor.

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5 Comments on “David Cook Fantards Search Nashville & Write Some Bad Poetry”

  1. nonna-muss Says:

    First of all, I’m kind of scared to think that his fans are bothering him in Nashville. I haven’t heard about this, but I think it’s even scarier that I’m not surprised. Secondly, that livinginamber’s timeline is a scary, scary place. Holy shit!!! I’m actually speechless. And lastly, the Cooktards equate something to do with Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy with David. I don’t know what it means, but DC=42 is a huge saying in Cooktardlandia. Maybe someone else knows what it means, but it’s funny you chose that video FDC.

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      It’s from The Meaning of Liff aka Douglas Adams. The old women think they’re being terribly clever, when in fact Adams was making one of many jokes. But then Douglas was actually clever so his humor went right over their gray heads.

      • mousie Says:

        In Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything. The DC=42 thing started on TWOP where the most mundane and ordinary things meant that David, or something somehow linked to him was everywhere, rather than the person posting was obsessed by him. This lead to much banning. I think it’s still in the header of the thread there as an banning offence.

  2. Lady Nemo Says:

    First of all, ew – that tweet. That nutjob needs to be nstitutionalized badly. That whole timeline of hers is craaaaaaaaayyy….

    Sadly, Im not at all surprised either to hear that the Cooktards are plotting to stalking David in Nashville. That man will never have a peaceful private life no matter where he lives. These people have proven over and over that they have no lives apart from following this guy around on tour and stalking him when he’s at home because they have no new information on his life (because he actually HAS a life and is out living it instead of tweeting fifty times a day).

    I was really hoping things were dying down because there hadn’t been any news here lately. I guess it was just a matter of time until the neverending story resumed itself. Ugh.

  3. mousie Says:

    It really is an apt choice of clip. The people banned from TWOP went to DCO and started the DWOP thread. But then someone made them there own board, DC=42 and it was there that Living in amber took up her crazy poetry. Sadly, I think that it is in a members only section.
    But, Amber was her dog who had died and she sees David as an angel of healing to help her get over it or commemorate
    the dogs memory or something like that.

    I think she badly needs help.

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