David Cook Official is Officially Dead

Makes me wonder what will happen in his frau pack today. I expect to see weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth over the fact that 19 Entertainment simply allowed the domain to expire and Go Daddy yanked the site down. The fan-created sites will be hosting the mass mourning and MJ’s will be overrun by hysterical frau.

Having the site down won’t do Cookie’s career any good but it will take the fraus underground away from him in a official capacity.

If Christmas wasn’t just around the corner I’d be tempted to buy the domain name just to put up a front page that looked not dissimilar to the old page, have a click in for more content just to have to lead to a page with a huge HA-HA on it. But I need my dough for plum puddings and the like.

Cook, you are truly free now from the clutches of your old corporate record company. Go nuts.

ETA at 1:15 EST – Looks like the website has been resurrected from the dead. Wonder who paid for and owns it now? Cook even tweeted about it. The freak out going on by the fraus must have been intense.

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36 Comments on “David Cook Official is Officially Dead”

  1. Karen P. Currie Says:

    Wonderful news, indeed. That howling mass in Officialdom must be livid. And surely Cook was embarrassed to tears by most (if not all) of the gushing going on over there all this time.

    Yes, David Cook…..there is a Santa Claus.

  2. nonna-muss Says:

    I’ve seen the likes of “Why would David let the site die?”. My thoughts? Why the hell WOULDN’T he? It’s his ‘official’ site and they have threads about his neck, skin, legs, etc. And let us not forget the thread where they call him ‘master’ and fantasize about him paddling them. He’s probably relieved to have his name and the word official off that place. Keep an eye out for another splinter board!

  3. nonna-muss Says:

    ETA: I just went to twitter and saw this.

    @thedavidcook Hey all, the website will be back up ASAP. Sorry for any inconvenience.

  4. nonna-muss Says:

    He should let Andrew handle DCO. That shit would be cleaned up right quick! Hahahaha.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      I am wondering how he’s going to pay the bandwidth bill. Site is only getting about 140,000 visitors a month so even with advertising he’d only get about a thousand dollars every month.

  5. LadyNemo Says:

    I find it really hard to believe that David would shell out to keep that cesspool of a site alive, even for promotional purposes. A post-Idol career deserves a post-Idol site, right? SO I wonder which of the psychofraus had enough cash lying around, because if they have any more, I could use a dontation too haha

  6. squeaky c Says:

    Oh, please. If DCO and all the fans went away…who would you guys harass and bully? Happy Holidays.

    • freedavidcook Says:

      Well Merry Christmas/Happy Kwanza/Happy Hanukkah/Winter Solstice/Festiveus For The Rest Of Us.

      Are you starting on the sacred Airing of the Grievances?

      Harass and bully? Methinks you have that definition twisted. Posting one’s opinion on a blog is not harassing and bullying. You are free not to come here…now if I went to all the DC sites and blogs and posted this stuff it would be harassing and bullying. But I don’t because I simply do not care that much. Just like to expose the crazy things you guys do and that you try to act like it is normal.

      Here is my holiday wish for the fandom. Stop acting like you’ve lost your damn minds! Love his music or self or whatever, but don’t all start moving to Nashville or putting trackers under his tour bus, writing porn to pieces of his body, etc.. buy the music, go concerts without expecting anything more from Cook. I think he’d like you guys a bit more if you showed him that respect.

  7. squeaky c Says:

    Actually, FDC, I rarely take issue with you personally.

    I DO respect him, massively.

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      Why do you respect him?

      • freedavidcook Says:

        Dear God! You decide today that this is the most appropriate concern in the world? To answer someone about your interest in some American Idol when most of the nation is in mourning over the death of 18 little school children today?

        Unhealthy obsession be thy name!

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        You’re quite the tard, aren’t you, Squeaky. Level of fame 😆

  8. Blink Says:

    You bitter old hags wish! Keep demonstrating your hopelessness.

  9. nonna-muss Says:

    I know this is off-topic, but it was pointed out to me and I find it quite disturbing. She also tweeted a picture of his feet. Her entire timeline is nightmarish.

    The very size of @thedavidcook’s boots gives me a thrill of pleasure; their dimensions suggest a masterfulness that is intensely reassuring.

    • nonna-muss Says:

      Perhaps I should translate:

      David Cook wears size 13 boots! That must mean he has a big dick!! It makes my granny panties moist!!!!11!!!

  10. Black Angel Says:

    Haven’t been here in a while and thought I’d take a peek. I thought a lot of this nutty fangirl behavior might have died down, but I see it’s still going strong.

    It’s really a shame a lot of these male idols do have talent, but the nutty grannies killed their careers.

  11. Beauxcefus Says:

    So David is now a wedding singer? Dude is paired up with cheesemaster David Foster doing a private wedding in Jakarta – with that ANNOYING Nicole girl from the Pussycat Dolls (LOLOL) and Ruben Studdard. This has to be the nadir for him, and what was left of the illusion of him being a rock guy… This David Foster and Friends schmaltz show has destroyed any illusion of that. I find this kinda funny, and sad. It must eat at his musical soul to have to take this kind of gig to support himself. It must embarrass his ‘true fans’ seeing their rock god reduced to being 3rd billed in this cheesefest schmaltz show. This was supposed to be a private gig, and I’m sure he probably wishes the details could have remained just that. Now the world can see that Cook has replaced Michael Johns as the token Idol in cheesemaster David Foster’s rolling schmaltz show… And I thought Foster couldn’t stand his ass, heh. Well, his last little bit of rock cred has now been blown to bits… David… Singing with Nicole Scherzbert or whateva… SRSLY???? Ballerinas?? AIN’T NO COMING BACK FROM THIS.


  12. BP Says:

    David Cook playing at a wedding. Is it me or do the guests seem less than thrilled? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEPSEInt0Fs&sns=em

  13. rascalete Says:

    I haven’t been on here in a long time but see that you are still posting information that is not true! SOSO

  14. Beauxcefus Says:

    Yoo hoooooo!! Anybody catching the Cook Tour of Shame going on? Seems Cook is right back where I predicted he’d be – playing in brokedown bars and restaurants and clubs, because contrary to his deluded fans rantings, no record company wants anything to do with his ass or his lame music. Back to traveling to one night stands in a sorry van, visions of never to be rock and roll fame and fortune dancin’ in his head – you couldn’t have scripted a better downfall than this. He’s playing 200-800 seat joints and not even selling those out. Plus he’s looking fat and greasy and pasty as hell, with that nasty beard looking like a homeless man while his hard up fans cream their drawers thinking he’s still looking sexy, hahahah… Dude has fallen so low he’s even singing bits of his Idol repetoire like Time of My Life in his show. Tragic, with a capital T. And all predicted.

    • Dclover Says:

      Hey you wonderful lady, you are smart and beautiful and karma a a icaintmakenosense so may you bliss out in eternal nirvana:)

      • Rubber Ducky Says:

        You sound hot. Do you masturbate with your Baldy doll every night? You should put some stuffing in it, Baldy’s been porking out and greasing up lately. Gotta get that mastadoll looking exaaaactly like him. Makes it feel so much better then.

        I do find it hilarious how quickly his career has collapsed! He’ll be pulling beers for horny frauen pretty soon, and begging for money on Kickstarter. 😆

  15. Beauxcefus Says:

    He does look fatter, more unkempt and downright sloppy- that haircut or hairstyle makes his head look huuuuge (r), he looks like he needs a bath and a good deodorant. He has let himself really go. I laugh meself silly reading Cookfan excuses for this loser. How is anything about this brokedown, low-rent van tour of shame for the man who “broke” Idol a good thing? I knew it was going to be downhill for him last year when he hooked up with David Foster, the killer of all music cred and dreams, on that wedding singer tour gig in Asia w/Ruben Studdard and that Pussycat doll chick. He has no label or prospect of a contract, to the surprise of no one except those tone deaf and delusional fans of his, he looks like a sloppy middle aged man past his prime, so the hot sexy angle will never work or help sell him. Dude is having trouble filling small clubs (75 people showed at an appearance in FL last week), so I too expect the begging and whoring himself completely out to these crazy fans on Kickstarter any moment now. Dude’s music still sounds like shit, he’s starting to insert bits of the drecktastic Time of My Life and a couple other Idol show songs in his set – TOML he said he’d never sing again… desperation is setting in, which means the delusion and excuses from the last dregs of his fans will ratchet up – fun times all around! How low can he go???? How soon before he’s uttering the words embedded in our collective minds – “Paper or plastic”? Stay tuned……..

    • Rubber Ducky Says:

      75? That many? I am shocked.

      Two morons from Europe are flying over next week to see one of his shitty NYC shows. What a waste of time and money 😆

      He should get lessons from Clay on how to shake down gullible tards for serious moolah.

  16. Burt Says:

    Is anyone still around here? Have you seen the new album options on Pledge? I’ve not looked at Twitter or DCO but I’m guessing there’s some pantie wetting and extortionate multiple orders being made!

    And for the sensible fans those prices look crazy!

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