Poor David Cook, this is a blog listing suggestions for him to avoid the Noid, his own crazy fans. The man is trotting all over the US of A singing his songs, hawking his CDs, watching band mates get drunk, getting stalked by idiots spending their life savings and ignoring their families for him. He can’t catch a break, can’t get laid, can’t evade the pack, can’t keep normal fans because of the freaks.

I’ve been watching the nasty action from the sidelines a long time now and while Cook’s music is not exactly my tastes I kinda feel sorry for a guy that cannot even sidle up to a blonde in a bar with a screechy portly stalker trying to kill his chances at some nookie.

Run, David, run, far far away from the crazied fatties!

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