….with a bang not a clusterfuck.
Listen up David,
As was pointed out yesterday in the comments now is the dangerous time for you in Fantardlandia. Now and few remaining gigs. Get more security, add a few more strong arms and for the love of blubber, stop the meets & greets.
Because with the end of your tour the tard stakes get ratcheted up to an entirely new level of daring and insanity. I expect the tard antics to get crazier as the possibility of meeting/seeing you starts to evaporate like water in the Sahara. Expect assaults on the tour bus, lies to get inside your hotel/bus/rehearsal/toilet time/whatever. The concert shrieking will get louder and the same old faces will act sillier.
The end of the tour just has to hold them until your Christmas special with Carrie Underwood airs. But after that your tard pack faces a long amatory desert with no you while you work on your album. The tard meltdowns will be so spectacularly ugly.
Good for me, bad for you. You actually have to suffer through the stunts, I merely get to point and laugh along with everyone else.