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David Cook & 9/11 Ground Zero Ceremony?

August 8, 2011

Last week it was amusing to watch over at DCO, LastFM and other places as his hardcore tard pack tried to get various internet radio and real life radio to place nothing but ‘This Loud Morning’ One online dj at Live365.com pandered to them and played all Dave for days. Don’t they all already have all his music so what gives with all the requesting?

Oh yeah, that’s right, create an artificial ground swell of support for his most recent CD release. Like that’s going to help him built a long term career by bumping up air play. I just think they’re going about winning new fans the wrong way. What person with half a brain would look at the crazy going on in the fandom and not run the opposite way even if they kinda liked the music?

So this week a new plot to make David Cook musical emperor of the universe has emerged and it gives me pause because of the very questionable issues of taste, couth, class, appropriateness, patriotism and a million other issues. Some of his tards, like RoyalsPhenom , are trying to get the song on his new CD “We Believe” used at the ten year observance ceremony at the Ground Zero memorial of 9/11. One of the comments that made me really clutch my pearls and feel nauseous was “RCA would be stupid to miss the opportunity”

ETA – Straight from DCO (thanks Burt!)

Xavier:
The Opportunity Of A Lifetime: We Believe in David Cook on 9/11!

While conversing on Twitter, a number of fans contributed to an epiphany that converged into the perfect storm; a rare opportunity that could weave David Cook’s music and compassion into the fabric of a nation, if not the world, for years to come. When you can find a song that somehow speaks for a generation, a nation, a world – one that captures its stuggles, its hopes, its indomitable spirit to remind people of the inherit goodness in this world – it’s no longer just a song…for it transcends life itself. That’s artistry! That’s David Cook. That’s We Believe!

As we all know DC is scheduled to perform the National Anthem on 9/11: a true honor. However, realizing how historic and emotional this day is, we couldn’t help but think “what if”? But it’s not just one “What If”, it’s three that morphed into one all encompassing question: “How the hell can we not?”

The First Idea…
What if Major League Baseball and the National Football League used “We Believe” to create a photo/video tribute to air before all their home games on 9/11. The song is spot on perfect…inspirational, powerful, universal…and it would instantly engrain the track into our national consciousness, but more succinctly, our hearts and dreams. Also, by placing the video tribute on you-tube that very same day, DC would gain an endless array of positive exposure.

The Second Idea…
What if David nationally debuted – during the Chiefs opening game – his new single “We Believe”. What could possibly be bigger than than the gravity of September 11, coinciding with the opening day of pro football? There is no bigger stage, but more profoundly, no bigger honor.

The Third Idea…
What if RCA donated all proceeds from the sales of “We Believe” on that Sunday to the 9/11 responders fund..or a related charity of their choosing. The NFL/MLB could even mention this at the end of the aired tributes and/or as a blurb by each game’s announcers. As we all know, DC is a compassionate, caring individual. What better way to make a difference then to help those who continue to suffer?

It’s public knowledge that I’ve been a big advocate of GTTG being a single…as well as a number of other fantastic tracks from TLM. However, the opportunity that this represents is simply too perfect not to use for the betterment of everyone….to make a difference. We Believe is a universal, uplifting song that has crossover, mega-hit potential. In these tough times, where even the biggest names fail, this could represent a rare chance to catapult David and his career to new levels; to expose the world, not only to his indelible vocal and songwriting talents, but to his decency and humanity. That’s why we love him.

What do we have to lose?
Very little. Sales are reduced to a crawl..not just for David but many artists…TLG is IMO treading water at best on the airwaves with very little commercial success…and you simply cannot buy the exposure and positive overatures something like this provides. Likewise, this is not an attempt to belittle TLG or push it out. It’s simply embracing the inevitable, as well as the practical. Music, like any other industry, is about siezing the day, trends, and marketing them into an advantageous, profitable, and positive model for success. What could possibly be more worthwhile than this?

What do we have to gain?
Everything! In a mercurial climate where fans are concerned about just getting a second single, let a lone a third, capitalizing on such a rare convergence of events is a gift in itself. This opportunity – for “We Believe”, David – most likely will never occur again; It’s the chance of a lifetime. Chances are, there will be no current single this time next year and TLM and may be a foregone conclusion. Yes, God forbid, but a distinct possibility! Now is the time to act, to give David a boost that any other day, occasion, or single release, never could. If RCA/19 were bold, they could even offer to make the video/photo compilation themselves for the NFL & MLB. Every notion makes a difference. Furthermore, if this venture was successful, it would instantly become a frontrunner for the 2012 Olympics. If WB becomes synonymous with 9/11, or any other event for that matter, it would innately sell itself: most notably as a meaningful piece of history.

Please, RCA & 19 – on the tenth anniversary of America’s worst tragedy – please take note, with the utmost respect from fans, and let’s try to make it one of our most memorable and inspiring tributes ever! Let’s forever change how we look at this horrific day, and wipe away the tears of our brethren with words of hope and strength. I know, if given the chance, David will give one of the most captivating performances in his young but so very promising career; one that could reverberate for years to come! We believe in America! We believe in David Cook! We Believe! Do you?

***For those who may potentially misconstrue this post: If anyone actually believes this is about profit, after reading this post, then they completely missed the bigger picture. The bottom line is we Believe is perfect for 9/11…to help a nation heal and move on to a better day. Nothing more. That’s why we suggested giving any sales from that day to charity. It’s always easier to hate than to create. This is simply a perfect time to expose a song…specifically written for days like this…to make a difference. Though, in the end, whether we like it, money will come into play….there will always be financial ramifications regardless. If you want to argue about profiteering, talk about those movies, tours, or momentos of 9/11. That’s not what this is about. Life goes on, you mourn the dead, but you also celebrate the future with the hope and vitality those souls represented. David wrote We Believe to make a difference in the world. I belie!ve in the character of David Cook…I believe in the good this song can do on 9/11. Nothing more. It’s the opportunity of a lifetime!

Please add your name below if you agree with us and want your voice to be heard! Thank you for your time and the read!

I have to wonder what Mr. Non-Baldy would think of fans contacting various places and people willy-nilly to beg that his song be used at this sad and solemn occasion commemorating the death of thousands in terrorist attacks. Would he be flattered that his fans are willing to use the anniversary of a tragedy for him to sell a few more records? Would he like that they are essentially speaking for him?

It would be much different if he had told RCA he wrote this song inspired by 9/11 and its aftermath and they approached those in charge of the anniversary memorial and promoted the song to be used at the ceremony. That’s their job! RCA is charged promote the album and creating additional sales opportunity. But I think that perhaps even those in power at a big corporation have too much class to try and exploit a national tragedy for sales. Too bad the fantards don’t have that same amount of sense and class.

Thank gawd some of the fans at DCO are speaking out about the inappropriateness of using a tragedy to try and pimp Cook’s CD. It’s really not the way to get additional fans, it’s creepy and wrong.

Did anyone see VH1’s ‘Behind The Music: Adam Lambert’ last night? I was too busy watching AMC’s ‘Breaking Bad’ to worry about seeing it but VH1 had it so heavily advertised that I had to wonder how it was.

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Note to Lori Anne Dennick Carrington: Yeah, keep bandying my real name and town out like you have under various fake names. I don’t care. Go for it. It doesn’t change the facts that you stalked Constantine, plagiarized the writing of others and told a capacious amount of lies. Drove through your town while traveling recently and I couldn’t help but wonder just how miserable someone’s real life has to be to do the things you have.

Man Boobs & The American Idol

August 1, 2011

Today I’m laying off the crazy fans and types like Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets and looking at some of the Idols themselves.

Mmmmbop kindly posted a link in the comments the other night to a clip of Adam Lambert singing his upcoming new single in concert. Something called ‘Outlaws of Love’

Thoughts? Looks like he’s rocking a similar look as “Hook” bad boy Rufio

Also in the comments some saw Man Boobs on Adam – or as I like to call them Moobs. I saw no moobs but then again I ditched after the first minute because the shrieking of the fans was ruining it for me. If I wanted to hear shrieking like that I’d just run over the foot of one of my Bumpass neighbors across the street with my car.

But it did lead me to start thinking about Moobs and the average American Idol male. Who does and doesn’t have Mooobs, who is likely to develop them. I’m thinking Taylor Hicks is probably hiding a pair and surely as plump as Clay Aiken has gotten he’s ready for a manzier or bro. My personal favorite Chris Sligh has got ’em.

You moob spotters, what type did you see? I have Moob charts below just for comparison purposes.

Leave a comment and I’ll get to them later. Right now I have to get a possum out of my washer.

What Other Fantards Do You Know?

June 9, 2011

I’m not going to talk about David Cook’s failed single, intra-fan wars over the single, Kerry Kolsch goes Green Acres or some of the restless silly in any of the other fandoms. I’m not even going to pick on Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets today as I sense she’s busy trying to get that room mate for her townhouse advertised in the papers and changing the name of ‘David Cook Uncensored’ to the ‘David Cook News Board’.

Just a caution: If you answer an ad to rent a room in Yardley, Pennsylvania please make sure you Google your potential landlord’s name.

Instead I’d like to ask you what other crazy fandoms you laugh over and follow. Please share in the comments.

Are there any over-involved fandoms or folks out there that make you laugh besides the crazy American Idol ones? I know there are tons of crazier than the most horny Claymate fantards out there of many different things, everything from beauty pageants to plastic model horses besides the garden variety sort following actors/musicians/politicians. Share what crazy fan groups that bear examination, laughing and pointing.

I had my very own fantard spotting this morning – I had a tard-spotting today at Target but I didn’t know it until the silly gal was driving away.

I was minding my own business, standing in line to buy some random junk for the house when the whole damn register belt ‘Tha-WHUMP!’ Looked up and saw a 30sih-40ish woman with an ass the size of Cincinatti but with a regular fatty above the waist. Weird looking, like someone sawed a very fat chick in two and a regular fat gal in two and then reconnected the wrong bits. Oh she was rocking the sartorial splendor of a hot summer day in the Virginia Piedmont. She wore a the squished and dusty pair of black Crocs with faded to mid-gray old black stretch pants with a t-shirt resplendent with a photo of the two leads of the “Twilight” series with the motto “Twilight” above it.

Okay, so it’s not a crime to not know how to dress appropriately for age, body type and social situation. I ain’t no (to steal L Anne Carrington’s phrase) ‘stuck up skeleton whore’ ‘SWANKY’ (yeah, I’m fat) but what she wore didn’t do her any favors. But I didn’t think anything much of it, maybe it was the first thing she could find. No idea about trip to tardtown yet.

This big old redhead keep yapping at first about how ‘sorry’ she was that the store Hoverround cart she was riding rammed the checkout stand. She was told, no problem. And then it got weird.

Miss Hoverround started to speak, very sotto voice, muttering to herself like the crazed shopping cart lady in the park that tries to preach to the squirrels. She started softly enough before she proceeded to mutter just loud enough for us to hear about how some people didn’t realize they were taking up space in the handicapped line without being handicapped. WTF? It was the only line open and I had 3 items. She complained about the smallness of the aisles for the handicapped, how Target had no respect for the handicapped, blah, blah, blah and other bizarre mutterings. The cashier and I just kept staring at each other and rolling our eyes over Lil Miss Fatty Handicapped.

Let me state here I have no problem with fat people in general but I do when they need to walk and clearly refuse to do so because the store offers a Hoverround cart for the aged or infirm. At that point I had no idea if she was or wasn’t handicapped.

I get my shit and get, go over to the Starbucks inside our Target to get a Venti Latte, it’s hotter than hammered hell here. I get my iced coffee just in time to see Miss Handicapped get off the store rascal and oh so slowly waddle out the front door with her two bags of junk food. (Did I mention she had ice cream, ho-hos and fritos along with other high fat low nutrition things? Yes, I’m being super stupid judgemental..) We were going out to the parking lot at the same time, in the time it took her to walk out to her vehicle (near mine at least 30 spaces from the front door) I had my stuff in the car, the cart put up and I was sitting in my car, curious why she wasn’t parked in the Handicapped parking section right next to the store. She finally got in her mini van and pulled out just in time for me to read about twenty Harry Potter and Twilight bumper stickers on the back of the car, including a couple for fan fiction websites blaring proudly the links.

Oh how I wished I’d have been able to reach my cell phone camera I would have photographed this nutty Twitarder/Pottertard in all her glory. Suddenly I understand the five foot wide ass and lack of social skills. I wish I knew her username on Fan Fiction dot net and the other sites because I have a sneaking suspicion she probably writes scads of Harry Potter getting boffed by Edward the vampire porn. It would be laugh and point worthy.

So, what other crazy fantardships do you know of out there. Let me know in the comments.

Chapter 10: The Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet Chronicles

May 26, 2011

What’s the body count so far on women vilified, cyber stalked, insulted, harassed, put down, reputations trashed by the Sockpuppet Brigade? So far it’s five, Kimberly Locke, Kristin Zang, Kimberly Caldwell, Lana Jade and Shannon. Today I’m going to talk about one that may or may not have really been a girlfriend of David “Non-Baldy” Cook, Kimberly Johnson, a model/nurse living in Atlanta, Georgia.

Kim was some years older than David which lead the Sockpuppets to proclaim her a ‘cougar’ even though she had no other cougarish characteristics and she really wasn’t old enough to be a cougar.

Johnson appeared on the Non-Baldy scene first at DCU and in the tabloids. The Sockpuppets raided her photos from her MySpace and from her Model Mayhem pages. More on Model Mayhem later.. it’s possible that this is where the Sockpuppet crew were raiding and picking out fake girlfriends that Non-Baldy was supposedly tooling when there was no evidence he even knew who they were.

Kim is a beautiful redhead and the few photos seen of her and David together looked strangely photoshopped. After a while an article with photographs turned up in a tabloid with quotes of things that supposedly she and David had said sounded real enough at first. Not too long after some of your fans started to figure out that the story was likely a fake sold to the tabloids with the photos by one Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets.

Kim’s friends have spoken out on various boards that the Sockpuppets and fake stories really put a hurting on Kim Johnson. Why Kim didn’t sue for harassment no one knows. But we do know that when things get slow in David Cook Fan Land then the Sockpuppets invent some type of controversy and whip the fans into a lathered frenzy over a pack of lies.

Edited to add apparently I got the wrong end of the stick on this one. Posting a comment that says this was actually not Mary Ann/Holly for a change. Too bad.

Kim Johnston (there is a T in her last name) made up all of that fictitious story about David herself. She was a certified wacko, and she used her own sockpuppets when she responded to negative statements in the comments sections of Page 6 and the Star (before the comments were taken down on the Star site, when Smartie et al got MaryAnn Ellis involved by blaming her for the leak of pictures/information. MAE then went to the Star to have the comment section removed.)
Kim Johnston has a long history of mental illness in her family, and she temporarily put her fantasies about David into a public spectacle. Her story was fake from the get-go, but she has now moved on, gotten married, and has a child. Reality can be better than fantasy. If only MAE would learn that fact

Thanks for the correction CooksFUFL!

I’m burning out on Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets and will be out of town for a few days so after Saturday it will be a week or so before I pick up on this sad tale again.

Chapter 7: The Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet Chronicles

May 23, 2011

Here is a list of sockpuppet names from DCU that are obvious sockpuppets, no one else but Mary Ann masquerading to support her own suppositions. The list is not exhaustive by any means. Be sure to add any I might have missed into the comments and I’ll put them on the masterlist here. The last two are interesting because they tried to pretend that they were close personal friends of Davids and they would put on quite a show talking together.

Barbara32
TheCookster
davidlikescheeseits
davidlikesbeer
Tesss
Andynealjoeyandkyle
Clare
Marie
bijou
Melissa534
souvenir
Sammy
Lori
Millie
Maggiex3
Lisa1984
Liz
Lillian
BlueMartini

And here’s a list of other sockpuppet names she has used on other boards that are likely her.

MAE
MAE777
Maryann777
Holly
AdExec
MindyKnows
Iluvconstantine
MMM
Iadoreconstantine
Greekgrandmother
Greekgodmother
Sonym7
Cookiefan 555
Sonygirl
Barbara 32
Savannaa (some crazy-assed spelling)
Angie
Fake Angie
Blackrose
Adex
Veritas
Sharon
Allisonfan
Diane
Debbie
Brunettebabe
Leslie
JJ
Aerosmith&Cook

Right now it looks like Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets has banned some long time members for up to two months in a futile attempt to stop the leaks from her board. Another thing she’s done is change the colors and themes of her board so she can deny that any of the screen caps I’m holding came from her board. Which is really stupid because anyone in authority with half a brain can easily pull up the activity log and read that she changed colors, fonts, whatever and the day and time. You can’t run and you can’t hide. If you do dirt on the internet eventually it will catch up with you.

Tomorrow a tale of stalking. When Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets enlisted others in a unified effort to stalk Shannon.

Chapter 4: The Mary Ann/Holly Chronicles

May 20, 2011

Today on “My Big Fat Greek Sockpuppet” I’m still talking about doings when Mary Ann/Holly was a Confrau. Be patient little ones, I’m getting to Cooktardtown soon enough. Here’s what others in the Confrau had to say about her.

“I remember her talking about how Constantine was staring at her breasts at one of the AI shows and how everyone on Greek Speak thought she was a troll for posting some cryptic shit about his boot off of the show. Wasn’t she also the one who said she had a friend with Rent video? Somehow nothing ever materialized.“

“She said she had the inside scoop for the MTV Video Music Awards afterparty. So, Bonavox called me and we agreed to go together. When Bon researched it, she saw that it might be “a” party, not “the” party, but when she called GG on it, GG insisted it was “the” party.

Of course not one MTV anything showed up at the place. It was indeed “a” party. How she ever came with her attitude and posted again is beyond me. I do remember her talking about how attractive she was and how he stared at her.

She also said she saw us at the finale and tried to yell for us, but we didn’t hear her. She was always remarkably called away somewhere whenever there was an event. Always business-related and tried to sound very important. I used to throw up when they fawned all over her. I bet she’s one of MaryAnn’s personalities, because after a few posts, she totally disappeared near around the MTV party thing.”

And the inevitable PM from one of the Sockpuppets:

“GreekGodmother wrote:
Okay, to clarify something, my friend didn’t get to know Kristen through church itself. That’s how she got to know Leo who in turn introduced her to Kristen that way. My friend, let’s call her Sam (not her real name since this is public and she’s still on good terms with LD) is one of those easy-going and nice to everyone types and she said she felt that Kristen was, in her words “a male celebrity-groupie” and a little too fake for Sam’s comfort. It was all about where they were going to go next in public and who was going top party with them. And Sam said that Kristen has diararhea of the mouth and would go into TMI territory frequently. She told me a story of being at a party many years back and Kristen was telling intimate details about her relationship with Leo#down to scars or birthmarks or freckles.”

Some replies by Kristen Zang to Miss Sockpuppet:

“First off who’s going to church??! As a couple we went to 2 events in 4 years and we liked it that way. We were for the most part a homebody couple.If I liked the “public eye” so much why was I never pictured once with Constantine? Maryann,you are an f’n wierdo.Do us all a favor: turn your computer off and see a good therapist.”

“I don’t even know why I feel its necessary to defend myself or my relationships I just cannot stand people like Maryann. If I could get into my myspace account I would love to post the messages she sent me.She is a total f’n wierdo. I did forward them to Constantine so he would know what kind of person she is. Whatever.”

Someone else chimes in on who or what the Sockpuppet Princess is.

“Is this crazy woman, Maryanne back? She is a total nut ball. She went to his Christmas show last year in AC. I am very short (only 5 “3”) but she is even shorter than me. She was showing everyone her Sony pass. and trying to impress people. I knew it was her before I heard anyone call her name. She was acting as though she was a special guest of someone. “

Tomorrow I move on to her ‘relationship’ with David ‘Non-Baldy’ Cook.

A tiny preview of things to come. Eventually Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets started drooling on David ‘Non-Baldy’ Cook and it got really weird. She has attacked everyone he’s supposedly dated, rumored to have hacked several of the ladies MySpace accounts and taken the photos before selling the photos and rumored liaison information to the tabloids. She’s been proven repeatedly to be a liar, she tried to gain a link for her board with Top Idol and only ended up being as ‘moranic’ as ever.

Chapter 3 The Chronicles of Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets

May 19, 2011

Okay, so when we last left our heroine she had made the grand leap from ranting about Clay Aiken and ‘kneegrows’ (as I imagine her pronouncing that word) to cyber stalking and real life stalking Constantine Maroulis and his girlfriend Kristen Zang. Escalation, dangerous escalation. Sprinkled liberally with a capacious amount of lies. How nice. How classy.

It is rumored that Mary Ann had to take a leave of absence or was fired for internutting at work. Supposedly she swore revenge on the boss and spent time in a mental facility. People think she was behind the DDOS attacks on MJ’s and Idoltard but I don’t know if I believe that because it requires more smarts and skill than she’s proven capable of.

And FYI – Mae is Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets too. A little Googling without probable cause of Mae’s email address brings up postings in pet adoption boards that has Mary Ann using Mae’s email address yet signing her posting as Mary Ann. We need to start a long running list of all the aliases but at this point the only ones I’m sure of because of the IP addresses are Mae, Mary Ann and Holly along with some assorted names used once to post comments. IP addies don’t lie plus she is not using a proxy.

To quote Mary Ann ‘What a moran!’

I cannot tell you how tickled I am that she always spells ‘moron’ as ‘moran’ Some edjumakayshun there. I’d demand my money back.

When confronted she turns very nasty and threatening. Example? Another Kristen Zang posting and reply to someone else on the long gone Bolt forums. She posted there as “Mindy Knows”

“Topic: Kristen Zang is a WHORE
Sep 20 2005 2:57PM
I hate to post that, but there is a lot of discussion on this girl who is dating Constantine. Some people on the idol board are saying she doesn’t even have a high school education and she had been staying with consantine in a hotel all week in NY.

some fans think he is getting serious about her and are leaving him.

I do feel bad for him. Not exactly the type of girl I would pick for him. She poses nude a lot too for overseas magazines.

I would have like to see him with a smarter more mature girl.

some else said she was in a dinky bar in NY having a beer. She seems like a real winner”

Someone disagreed and here is her reply to someone calling her on her BS.

“screw you defendant.

How do you know I wouldn’t have a chance with Constantine, not that I want one, but I’m pretty nice looking.

As for this Kristen, she is a little whore. She has been out with half of hollywood and she can not keep a guy for anything. She is only good for one thing. I mean look at the guys that cheated on her….leo and that other actor. She is used goods honey, I don’t care if she graduated with honors or not.

she go after every hot guy in Hollywood, and Constantine is no different. I don’t make up anything. What I said is the truth. And as you can see I’m right,, she only has a high school education. And all she ever did was pose for nudes…I don’t think she is much of a model. “

Klassy with a Kapital K!

Also once people started putting together some of the nicks, like Iluvconstantine and Mary Ann, Iluv came forward to a) defend Mary Ann and b) deny she was her.

“MMM is involved in a relationship. Like I said people know her on the BB board. She has no interest in Constantine.. And she does work for BMG because people have seen the badge.

And how do you know her real name is Maryann? She does protect her identity for a reason. God, I can’t believe how stupid you people are.

I AM NOT MARYANN. I AM NOT MARYANN. I AM NOT MARYANN.

And from what I heard she NEVER badgered anyone including KZ. She felt sorry for her…especially when she found out how many people Constantine cheated on behind her back. Now why would she hate this maryann person?????

Don’t you think she would hate the people that screwed Constantine behind her back?”

“I really take pity on you people

Hey, I’ve been on Red Hot Topic. That’s a nice board. Wasn’t that nice of Maryann to promote Constantine to over 10,000 members? And wasn’t it nice enough for The AssFucker to add it to his myspace account?

tsk, tsk. It’s a promotional board people, not a message board. Once Constantine’s official board comes out, I heard she is taking it down.

Oh and as for KZ. A lot of people were interested in who Constantine was dating. Go read the post over there people, hurry up run. There is nothing obsessive written on the board.

I will say it for the last time. I am NOT maryann but i know of her like many other people and she is a nice person.

Bye, bye now”

At least she didn’t call Mary Ann ‘Classy’ Probable Sockpuppet ‘Jo Jo’ jumps in to defend Mary Ann/Holly. Jojo says she’s Mary Ann/Holly’s sister.

“the information in this thread about mary ann is not true. she is taking legal action. “

The great lawsoots threats. The lawyer whom Mary Ann/Holly threatened to sue is still waiting for her lawsoot. No lawsoots have been filed as of today that anyone can provide proof of.

And a lot more crazy babbling as ‘Iluvconstantine’


IluveConstantine wrote:
Whoa, what’s up with this? Didn’t know you were Kristen’s wanna be friend? Or are we just trying to pump her for info?
We all know she’ll be banging Constantine when he sweeps through Anaheim. And for everyone’s info, Maroulis really did like Kristen and still does. She is the game player with some hesitation about Constantine.
IluvConstantine wrote:
Robyn wrote:
Quote:
Actually…Kristen and I grew up in the same area in Michigan.
yeah whatever!
IluvConstantine wrote:
first of all, don’t try to justify yourselves. And secondly, I am not the names you mentioned. Everyone knows about Kristen. And as for her my space account. I happen to be on Constatines space account sending him an email when i saw her new pic on his top 8. I have to say she is looking sluttier these days from her Leo dicaprio days anyway.

I could care less about Zang. I just found it interesting when I viewed her page and saw Robyn’s latest comment like they were good friends.

Does she know how you people talk about her over here?
IluvConstantine wrote:
Constantine and I are good friends. He has a special set up on his myspace for his friends and i do have his personal email and its not the one that was posted on this site. he knows what i think of some of the chicks he dates. i told him KZ is pretty wild and he says she is just a fun person. He also mentioned she is afraid of getting hurt. Yes, I do agree that cheating on her wasn’t smart. It’s one of the reasons why I chose to just remain friends with him.
IluvConstantine wrote:
chuwigrl wrote:
Quote:
With all due respect, angel – love, can we stop bashing Kristen, please?

She’s a beautiful chick, hell, if anyone of us looked that her, we’d probably be dating A-Listers too. And no one ever said SHE was the cheater.
I personally don’t find Kristen Zang all that pretty. I mean you don’t see her in any US magazines do ya? Like Giddle said, she is a gold digger.
IluvConstantine wrote:
don’t know why i bother explaining myself.

i do not bash kz on other sites. i don’t post on any other sites but the ai board. you people don’t know who i am, and i hate to say it but i am beautiful, classy and smart. I also make very good money so please save your jealousy remarks for someone else.

IluvConstantine wrote:
ok, to answer some questions.

first of all, im starting to like this Ho chick. She is pretty and she is an animal lover.

Did anyone check out Gielle on Contantine’s myspace? She use to know him at Boston Conservatory. She moved to NY and recently lost a close friend. Constatine emailed her and as you can read in his comments sections she is already asking him out for food and drinks. So what happens when he is back in LA?

Let me tell ya. It’s easier to meet people on the east coast compared to the west coast. Constantine grew up knowing a lot of celebrities. (can’t go into it) He has Hollywood on his side. He is a cute guy so cute girls will want to date him. But mostly they appear to be models.

Right now, Constantine is a kid in a candy store. He has women coming at him in every direction and he is having fun. He was very serious with Ashley and is still hurt over that relationship. I do recall Ashley saying Constantine can be very manipulative.

Constantine is nothing more than a major geek in a beautiful man’s body.
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As for Constantine’s dad, he is very sick and wants to maintain the privacy of his family. Simple as that.

As for his myspace, yeah some people do care, like his over 16,000 friends/fans.

and Constantine NEVER had a restrating order against him.
He was heartbroken when the relationship ended and still cares for her. It just ended badly because it was hard for Constantine to let go. He screwed up and got caught.

Constantine should be writing a book in the future, I’m sure when the timing is right, he will elaborate.
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You have to get your information about Constantine and Kristen from comments on Hamboussi’s myspace from Cindy Mancini?

I just get my KrisTantine information from Robyn now, since she and Kristen are BFF.
Actually, no, I was told she would be there way before. KZ is a tease. And I’m also told KZ knows all about you three meaning Deborah, Angie and Krist. Maybe you guys to share your sexapade stories with each other.

I pulled the info from Ham’s site because it was the only concrete info I can find, since Robyn asked the question.

I told you beforehand, KZ would be there.
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hey robyn dear. You don’t know me so watch yourself.

You are a joke about your conversations with KZ. Please. How interesting that all three of you jumped on her myspace account. Oh wow, I wonder why that is? Nosey bitches.

Ho makes a good point. I’m sure KZ found out about a lot of girls besides the three muskateers sleeping around with Constantine this past summer and she is not the type to tolerate it. I find it interesting though that she is still on his top two myspace page. Constantine told me they still talk but didn’t elaborate.

You don’t have to be so mean on the boards.
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Okay, but I get the $1 for every time she mentions the woman who works for Sony.

Deal!!!! We can run a hell of a bar tab on this. I wonder if there’s a drink called a Name Drop (like a Lemon Drop, only you hate it)
What’s the big deal about mentioning this girl? I mean, I heard she is really nice and Constantine met her backstage at one of the NJ shows.

Robyn – if I reveal too much then you will know who I am. hint, hint!

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Ho – i am not laurenlovescon. dont know what metal sludge is either.

i am just saying the truth and that you are all sluts. Everyone on the boards know the two lawyers chased Constantine around all summer and practically threw themselves at him. what do you expect? He knew what you both wanted.

and this chuwi chick. I mean come on. no one shows up at someone’s hotel, who have never dated – how desperate. What do you think Constantine thought you were some intellect? He answered the door in his robe. Bingo – sex. That’s all he wanted from you. It’s obvious. Calls you at 2 in the morning, for a morning session. And you still go into NY and want to see him? The guy knew what you wanted too. A respectable girl wouldn’t do that.

I don’t believe Constantine would treat a woman with class or intelligence in that way. I mean the guy was in love once. Wasn’t it with Ashley from Austin, TX? He still seems to talk about her. I do believe him when he says he would like to find a NICE, decent girl. I also believe him when he says he was a geek. This stuff is new to him…so he is having fun.

He is no different from any other man. If you sling it in his face, then he is going to take it. And I would be pissed too, if I heard you spread his vm messages to someone else on the internet. It only takes one person. Anyone with maturity would have kept it to herself.

Constantines an entertainer. His PUBLIC image is important to him and his success. I dont blame him for cutting you off and having all your posts deleted from other boards. Yes, I will admit, he should choose his sluts more carefully.

Most rock musicians sleep around. It’s been happening since the beginning of music. It doesn’t make him a bad person. It doesn’t mean, he won’t find a nice girl someday and settle down. And I do think he knows the difference.

You girls got exactly what you wanted. You all sound like a bunch of bitter bitches hoping you were going to develop some sort of relationship with the guy. Get a life.

i was also at the last syracuse concert. So, i do believe angie and krist story. I was also at the bar that night. I sat on the side of the stage. Who was the cute little blond that Constantine hugged at the end of the night on the side of the stage? Anyone know? I remember him looking her over up and down and pulling her to him and hugging her a really long time. She was standing away from him and he pulled her in to him. Seemed like he knew her? Thought you lawyers would know who she was. She had a long sleeve shirt on that said California. Was it the dental hygenists?

not trying to be mean to yo and hay and chuiwi but just telling you the way it is. Constantine gave you ladies exactly what you wanted from him. And plastering it all over the message board is not cool.IluvConstantine wrote:
It’s hard to believe Ho that you are a lawyer. Really hard to believe. You have about as much brains as an ant. ok, now make sure you run and do your reseach on the intelligence of an ant. Can’t wait. God, No wonder you work in legal aid.

second – of course sweet little greekwanker visited a hotel room for the same purpose as Chuwi because he knew the person on the other side of the door wanted to fuck him. He is like any other man, it still doesn’t make him a bad person. What do you think he thinks about all the girls throwing themselves at him? You don’t think he knows they just want to fuck him. Maybe if Chuwi played her cards right with him and didn’t have sex with him that night, things would have been different. Did anyone ever hear of challenging the guy?

As for me, yeah, I was with him, and my experience, not anything like yours. And I wouldn’t spill it on the boards. Sorry guys. But it could be why he still keeps in touch with me. And I will add that I didn’t just screw him either – he actually took me out in public not hid me behind a hotel room. Yeah, I’m very pretty, tall and blond. And I was not in the bar very long either.

and as for the ‘cute little blond” chick – i was asking a question who she was, that was all. don’t get what the hell you are referring to. im just saying i saw him hug her and rub her back for a long time. and she didn’t inititate it, he did.

ok – carry on. i said my peace. Yeah, i do still think Constantine is a good guy and I’ve witnessed how well he treats his fans. All of his fans.IluvConstantine wrote:
Because I dated him before I fucked him. And it wasn’t hardcore the way you people make it sound. It was much nicer and more romantic. And we still keep in touch – gee, I wonder why? Maybe, because I didn’t make it easy for him, that’s all Im saying. He never calls me at 2 in the morning, he calls at normal hours or when he is town, we go out and have a bite to eat or talk about music. We actually have intelligent conversations, not the stupid crap you three talk about with him. It sounds like high school. And yeah, he is a pretty smart guy. Hate to disappoint you all. We have become good friends.

You know maybe if you girls really played your cards right with him, you could have developed a great friendship with him or even more. But you will never know that now, because each one of you just gave in to him. It is hard to meet people when you are on the road – he is not lieing here. And of course, he has a different girl in each state. He is not in any state very long now is he? Constantine goes for the classy, smart and respectable type, not the bar hounds that chase him down and make it obvious what they want from him. I bet he would “shit” if someone came to his hotel room and didn’t have sex with him. That’s the kind of girl that holds his interest. He needs a challenge.

Oh and hear is some news for ya. This KZ chick – dumb as a stump – nice person though – but a major slut. She will be in LA getting her share, I’m sure. She loves to plays games with the man. Keep your ears open.”

Classy? Dead giveaway.

Here’s what Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet’s claims about her life

“I work for a major record label in NY 3 days a week doing advertising and marketing related projects. I hold a Bachelor’s in Marketing and a Master’s Degree. I recently graduated with a Ph.D degree in Business Psychology.

Formerly worked in Brand Promotions for two major pharmaceutical companies and a finance company. I have about 15 years marketing and promotions experience and assisted on launching product ideas for commercials, pharmaceuticals and now promote new artists. Currently, one day a week, I perform advertising and consultant work for a major pharmaceutical company.

I am now single, and have lived in LA, London, NY and now upper Buck “

In reality she lives in Pennsyvania. The other places are probable fictions.

Remember that lawyer she called and threatened? Here is “Jojo” defending her in regards to the phone calls and threats.


im sorry but i have to interject here. yes, its obvious you are both looking for a reaction. well, ive been following this thread for some time now. What is crazy is what you two continue to do. And that is harass this woman who is not even bothering you people. Maryann is NOT crazy and also never called Kristina Zang a whore. she was always on kristiana zangs side and felt bad for her. and if this kris zang person had a brain in her head she would probably know that. ma doesn’t communicate with her and from what ive learned doesn’t have any interest. it is also clear to anyone that you two are the ones obsessed with her, that is why you traveled all the way to california to get info out of her. I am on maryanns myspace and have talked often with her for the last three months. She does have a good friend that goes by JOJO and works for a pharmaceutical company, so does her sister. What makes you think her sis goes by Jojo too? Where did you get that information? And please don’t call me maryann – shes in europe until sunday.

i will only say this based on my several conversation with her and having met her at one of constines shows and that is she is highly intelligent, and a very reserved person. she is also a private person not a public figure and she doesnt know or owe people on msg boards anything to direclty come out and spill her guts. You know nothing about this woman, NOTHING.

she has another sister named (well i better not say) who has a myspace account and is pictured with her sis along with many celebrities. thank god you people don’t know of the site. one of the pics on the site is with sly stallone. her family does work in the entertainment industry and one of her family members does much work in the advertising sector. in fact, maryann along with her one sis attended one of donald trumps charity events in palm beach. i seen pics people. she is not a liar, its just none of your business what she does. and there is an association with bmg.

let me also say this, she has clearly never harassed anyone nor has she claimed to know Constatine or said she dated him. where the hell are you getting this from? Since when can you people see through a computer screen to see who is typing on someones computer? also, i think ma told me thru email that she got a new laptop some time back. she also doesn’t post on msg boards and hasnt done so in close to a year. many people in the entertainment field post on boards, but they do it anonomously. whats the big deal here? she also clearly posted on Co-Dependency Speak that she has no association with Constantine. She gave info from sources she knew. but i hate to tell you people, but she has often been right. no one in the industry will release info on a board which is why she was so vague.

and as far as multiple personalities. everyone knows she only made posts under mmm and sonym7 and maryann777. the others are not her posts. keep in miind she does have secretaries who do use her computer when she travels.

and miss bfm, i believe i was told you had quite a few multiple names youself? why don’t you have your own thread? how many fake accounts have you set up on Constantine? you don’t think what you are doing is not crazy? and why doesn’t this kim marie person have her own thread? she claims she went out with Constantine and from what ma said, she was a fraud. maryann did mention this person to me and it is also meantioned on the red topic board. she knows that carol person is l. carlington, (is that her real name?) shes not dumb, and she has NOT teamed up with her either. maryann told me she thinks kim marie is either l carlington or bfm. i wouldn’t be surprised from everything ive read here.

the reason i decided to post here is because i know through my email conversations with ma that she is nothing at all what you describe and that this is nothing but a smear campaign against her. i really feel bad for her. I have to give her credit for not starting a thread on you two on her board and bashing you. That just shows the kind of person she is. There is so much evidence on this message board and the other one on how much you have harassed her. And don’t think she won’t file charges, i know she has been swamped with work, she told me. she mentioned to me that her lawyer had copies of something i don’t know. i can’t go any further. someone emailed me and told me what you guys are doing here. This entire thing sounds to like nothing more than a vendetta against her because her secretary called you both whores and told you both to get mental help. I think maryann is smart enough to know about ip addresses and email addresses used on msg boads.

well, i know when she returns someone may email her and alert her but i don’t think she cares as much as you think. but i do know her lawyer has copies of everything. as for your link, it only justifies if that is ma, that you truly are harassing her. maybe i should email your boss kristina this thread – you think that will prove how much you are harassing this woman? god it is so evident.

you ladies really need to get a life, i mean really. dont’ you have boyfriends? and if Constantine is mad at maryann than Constantine is an asshole and i really dont think ma cares. i just noticed you are bashing consts publicist? thank god, you people dont know who i am.

get on with your lives.”

and it continues on… it might be a few more postings till I get to Cook so I’m going to leave you with a posting by Kristen Zang about Mary Ann/Holly.

“Do I need to copy and paste the messages you sent me on myspace here so all my Heathers can see what a koo koo bird you are? I’ll even include the ones you sent to my friend Megan on Myspace about me. “