Posted tagged ‘Kimberly Caldwell’

Chapter 10: The Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet Chronicles

May 26, 2011

What’s the body count so far on women vilified, cyber stalked, insulted, harassed, put down, reputations trashed by the Sockpuppet Brigade? So far it’s five, Kimberly Locke, Kristin Zang, Kimberly Caldwell, Lana Jade and Shannon. Today I’m going to talk about one that may or may not have really been a girlfriend of David “Non-Baldy” Cook, Kimberly Johnson, a model/nurse living in Atlanta, Georgia.

Kim was some years older than David which lead the Sockpuppets to proclaim her a ‘cougar’ even though she had no other cougarish characteristics and she really wasn’t old enough to be a cougar.

Johnson appeared on the Non-Baldy scene first at DCU and in the tabloids. The Sockpuppets raided her photos from her MySpace and from her Model Mayhem pages. More on Model Mayhem later.. it’s possible that this is where the Sockpuppet crew were raiding and picking out fake girlfriends that Non-Baldy was supposedly tooling when there was no evidence he even knew who they were.

Kim is a beautiful redhead and the few photos seen of her and David together looked strangely photoshopped. After a while an article with photographs turned up in a tabloid with quotes of things that supposedly she and David had said sounded real enough at first. Not too long after some of your fans started to figure out that the story was likely a fake sold to the tabloids with the photos by one Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets.

Kim’s friends have spoken out on various boards that the Sockpuppets and fake stories really put a hurting on Kim Johnson. Why Kim didn’t sue for harassment no one knows. But we do know that when things get slow in David Cook Fan Land then the Sockpuppets invent some type of controversy and whip the fans into a lathered frenzy over a pack of lies.

Edited to add apparently I got the wrong end of the stick on this one. Posting a comment that says this was actually not Mary Ann/Holly for a change. Too bad.

Kim Johnston (there is a T in her last name) made up all of that fictitious story about David herself. She was a certified wacko, and she used her own sockpuppets when she responded to negative statements in the comments sections of Page 6 and the Star (before the comments were taken down on the Star site, when Smartie et al got MaryAnn Ellis involved by blaming her for the leak of pictures/information. MAE then went to the Star to have the comment section removed.)
Kim Johnston has a long history of mental illness in her family, and she temporarily put her fantasies about David into a public spectacle. Her story was fake from the get-go, but she has now moved on, gotten married, and has a child. Reality can be better than fantasy. If only MAE would learn that fact

Thanks for the correction CooksFUFL!

I’m burning out on Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets and will be out of town for a few days so after Saturday it will be a week or so before I pick up on this sad tale again.

Chapter 6 Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet Chronicles

May 22, 2011

Today on “As The Sock Puppet Turns” we’ll examine the irrational hatred Mary Ann/Holly focused on “American Idol” contestant Kimberly Caldwell once she switched her hero worship to Non-Baldy David Cook.

FYI to Mary Ann/Holly – the name of the site is Free The American Idols – Run Kids Run. It’s not Run Baldy. Reading comprehension fail again.

Have heard she’s locked up all the sooper secrud threads with Cook’s address and others addresses, phone numbers and photos. Some nonsense about returning the board to a smaller more intimate grouping. Ha, she’s just afraid she’s about to get busted for the things she’s done. Jail time might benefit her.

Anyway, back to Cook and his love life and her Orwellian interest in it. At some point after the end of “Idol” Cook and Caldwell became an item and Mary Ann/Holly did many of the same things she’d done on other boards and her own. She loved to call Kimberly “Skankwell” – That’s the name on the threads devoted to trashing Kimberly in the Sooper Secrud Girlfriends section of David Cook Uncensored. The “Deciphering Dave’s Personality” thread is filled with the crazy too.

On a side note: It’s ironic that she’s named her board “Uncensored” because the only really uncensored thing there are discussions of his dick and trashing of anyone he’s been seening even looking sideways at that possesses a vagina.

A full year after Cook and Caldwell broke up Mary Ann/Holly was very busy bashing her most merrily. Many of the threads there are obsessing over who he had dated and who he might be doing the horizontal mambo with, neither of which is actually anyone’s business but his. He is, after all, a healthy normal (I assume) red blooded American male in his twenties, there should be dating and dallying in the valley.

Here’s a Sockpuppet posting at Just Jared trashing Caldwell yet again.

“In response to Terry, how old are you? 13?

I’ll tell you what the problem is here. I am in my late 20’s, engaged and don’t give a hoot about David Cook as boyfriend material. I think he is grungy looking, is a dork, and is fat and on his way to going bald.
Do you really think this chick wills stick around, hell no.

I see many of you make up names here to repeat yourselves, trust me it has had an effect on his sales, and the buzz of him winning the show. You should hear some of the morning DJ’s, they think it’s laughable that he is dating a season 2 D List contestant. He should have stepped outside of Idol and immersed himself with young hollywood just to get his image out there first.

Kim Caldwell is a tramp and a money hungry w h ore.

When Idol goes off the air, she will have no job…she is not getting any gigs even now…just look at her calendar on her myspace…nothing.

You don’t think she is worried about that? Of course she she is going to latch on the latest winner of Idol who is a major fool, for wasting his time with this chick.

Go register at the new website below…we don’t pull any punches with Caldwell…


There’s more ugly quotes she’s posted about Kimberly Caldwell over at Top Idol

When confronted about ugly things said and done in regards to David’s female aquantances this is what Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet typically does. This is from a board member about her actions immediately following being outed as a nut.

“She’s been busy cleaning up lately. She deleted the two mae7777123 youtube accounts and removed all the videos and information from the bernyj one. The bernyj twitter and DCO profile were deleted. She dropped the Jo from ModeratorJo on DCU, merged the latest Kim Caldwell threads into the Girlfriends threads and buried them in archives and started a new Girlfriends thread renamed: David says “Chicks Man”. It looks like she disabled the pictures in the archived Girlfriends threads because where ever there was a picture you now see: [Only admins are allowed to see this image]. She changed the profile picture for that sockpuppet you mentioned, Lisa1984, from a picture of David with Elizabeth to one of Bon Jovi.

She did much the same thing after the backlash over the Lana Jade photos, deleted evidence and buried threads. It’s been pretty slow at DCU this past week. Most of what Holly has been doing is delurking her fake members and making a few posts with each. Doesn’t she realize how stupid she looks? I screencapped the DCU members list by registration date going back about 20 pages last Sunday and most of the new members who “delurked” were either members whose accounts were created months ago but had never ever logged in or they were new accounts that Holly must have created because she clearly stated that she wouldn’t be accepting any new members until after the new year. Other than that it seems to be business as usual among the regular members. A few of the members seem on to things but the rest seem oblivious to what’s going on or accept what Holly is telling them.”

The tattoos he’s gotten are another thing that have set Mary Ann/Holly off the deep end of posting and bashing and Sock Puppetry. Look at this Sock Puppet examples from when David got his “14” tattoo in blue on his arm.

“sockpuppet: He is not as attractive anymore. Don’t jump all over me, it’s only my opinion. He is starting to look really trashy.

sockpuppet: May I send a reminder that 77% of the people in the sleeve poll voted against tattoos on David. You can only vote once people. Stop accusing everyone of being the same person. It must be a touchy subject, no different than the gf threads on this board. Oh and I didn’t bold anything, just increased the font. I guess I must be one of those people too. I just think that the smaller percentage of tattoo lovers are having a hard time with the members here that don’t like them. good god.

sockpuppet: It is impossible for all these people to be one person. I don’t think the admin would allow it, would she? And who do you think is writing them? This is an uncensored board, share it.

sockpuppet: What Tattoos Reveal about Personality. (referring to an article about tatts)
Sounds a lot like David. He cheats, lies doesn’t like sitting for too long, anxiety intolerance, and can have a major attitude, doesn’t like it when people criticize him and has had social hang ups. (this is a favorite sentiment of the sockpuppets, ie: David Cook is the biggest ass on the planet) “

“Sockpuppet ‘Sharon’ -I hate the tatts. I am beginning to lose interest in this guy. He is proving to be one stupid asshole. Don’t bash me for saying so but he is being so stupid. First he dates the loud mouth skankwell, then he goes after loser Lana Jade, then he has a fling with a 40 year old with big knockers, he releases the wrong songs to radio, now he is marking his arms up with ink.

Can someone say next Idol. “

Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets talks frequently about those stupid freaking tattoos, calling them ‘trashy’ But it was funny that she assumed that the blue 14 had something to do with the Kansas City Chiefs, who’s team color is red, NOT blue.

Chapter 5 Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets Chronicle

May 21, 2011

I was going to start with her nastiness towards Kimberley Caldwell and hatred of David “Non-Baldy” Cook tattoos but I’ve forgotten the fun TI, myself and others had with her almost 2 years ago.

Today’s version of “Hot Sockpuppet On Sockpuppet Action” we have the time Mary Ann/Holly started trying to befriend Top Idol’s Melinda. It degenerates rather quickly after Melinda outs Miss Sockpuppet for what she did to David’s friend Lana Jade of the Northern Virginia area.

“MaryAnn / Holly pestered me to link to her “awesome free speech forum” on my blog. And then I joined (mainly b/c I wanted to see what shit they were posting). At the same time, I wrote a post about David Cook being at some bar in VA from some college kid’s column in his uni online pub/newspaper. And then someone had the photo on Twitter, I think…I can’t recall the details, but I ended up posting it with this kid’s article.

Maryann/Holly dug up everything on this poor girl named Lana, who came to my blog basically wondering what the fuck was going on. She’s a sweet blond kid from DC, does some modeling (Suicide Girls-ish stuff), had a MTV show pilot with her friend who was on the Paris Hilton show. They had a “following” of sorts in 2006 b/c they had these videos on YouTube and MySpace, and then the girl dated the lead singer of Panic at the Disco…I guess she was a “scene queen” (had no idea about this term until this crap).

There are threads and threads over at that DCU board ripping this poor girl to shreds. Calling her a whore, a skank, the worst things you could ever think of. How Cook’s career would be ruined by dating these SLUTS and how he needed a “nice” girl like Carrie Underwood or Sarah Rohmer (the girl from the “Come Back to Me” video, Holly/Maryann is OBSESSED with this girl).

I tried to get them to stop. They buttered me up quite a bit by declaring my blog awesome, blah blah blah, but something was not quite right and I posted some things to try and figure out what they were all about. I defended Lana and got my ass chewed out (not by Holly, of course, but by some other lunatic who I actually am 99% positive was not her…her writing style gives ALL her personalities away). I decided these people were nuts.

Maybe a month or two later, Holly/Maryann got a hold of some photos of Lana and Cook and posted them and all “hell” broke loose because she sent them to JustJared (see above) and MJ, the latter of which only posted b/c you always need shit to post in the off-season of an Idol blog after it popped up JJ.

On the board, Holly/MA claimed the photos were sent to her, of course, and that US Weekly was offering money.

One time I PM-ed AdExec about something (I was hardly on this site ever, and was trying to find out about some other whack job at this point) but HOLLY, of course, was the one who EMAILED me back. One time she also left some comment on my blog telling her to PM her at the DCU board, leaving the link, of course. She posts that shit over ANY Cook post or Idol blog, you know, because she is in Advertising.

She also claimed she lived in NYC, even though I called her out once on her IP being from PA. Holly & AdExec were attractive girls around my age, according to their photos. One blonde, the other brunette (AdExec…who the hell makes that their screenname on ANYTHING?). Obviously photos taken from someone’s FB or something to further the guise of being “young, beautiful intelligent and CLASSY”.

I hope some of that made sense. I was trying to sum it up as best as I could but I probably didn’t do a very good job. The emails I received…ha…she tried kissing my ass a couple months back and I never wrote her back. Then I get some email 2 weeks ago calling me Joanne and telling me to stop bashing her name everywhere and that I shouldn’t believe everything I read about people on the internet.

I had forgotten the twat existed until then.

I have no doubt this woman is unhinged, however, what she put this poor girl through, it thoroughly disgusts me. I can’t believe I missed this thread before, because all of the shit about Zang is nearly VERBATIM. I also do believe she hacked her PB account and had something to do with the DDOS attacks on MJs and IT.

Oh, she also banned me from her “awesome free speech board”. I’m heartbroken. I think I will go home and cry into the 100 pages of PDFs I have from their “Girlfriends, Friends & Acquaintances” thread. But maybe I should thank Holly/MA. Because of her, I made a new friend and Lana is an absolute sweetheart..”

There has been talk since that time that Mary Ann/Holly sold the photos and info to Just Jared. Apparently a Sockpuppet’s gotta eat something more than Co-coa Puffs. “

Top Idol again with the dangers that MaryAnn/Holly has brought upon Lana Jade. Lana’s only crime being that she hung out some with David Cook

The way she went after Lana still infuriates me. Lana has a boyfriend now, but it doesn’t matter. Holly was still posting photos of her on that DCU board a few weeks ago, claiming she was at some show, blah blah blah. Calling her a whore. There was even one poster who claimed to have gone to the club where Lana was at one night (Holly posted the flier, of course) just to see her and ask all the bartenders and doormen about what a whore she was. I was trolling there and saw that and it was the last straw. “

Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets tries to email Top Idol and be all friendsy-wiendsy..

“Hey you, how have you been?

Listen, I was sent a PM that this idletard mod named smartie was writing stuff about my board and me. Can you tell me what is going on because I am not a member there, and I don’t wish to be. I have a feeling someone on that board may have logged into that Lana Jade’s photobucket and sent me the photos and is trying to “frame” me and my board.

I still think some of these fans are so overboard. What the hell is the fuss over those LJ pics? Sure the photos shows he has bad taste in girls, and the word “scene queen” didn’t sit well with his so called image, that is his fault, but it’s not like a naked picture of him surfaced on the internet. Sheesh, I don’t know how you handle some of these losers.

Take Care, “

A response from Top Idol with a Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets email in it.

“This is especially funny, considering she would email me with the same address every time. (Although I think one of her other personalities was in contact with me…hmmm…I need to check into this now.)

This is the last email I received from her…completely random, as I said, I forgot about the twat’s existence.

From August 6th:

Hi Joanne

I would appreciate it if you would stop spreading my personal email around.

I am not Holly.

Anyone can send you an email, create a facebook or a myspace and say they are someone else to get information. Do you see how easy it is?

Don’t believe everything you see and read.

So she’s not Holly, huh? Oh, yeah. Holly must be her ASSISTANT who uses her email when she’s not on her computer, right? So it was your assistant who emailed me in April and signed their name?

you are not one of those bunny people? I have to be honest their behavior does make me a little nervous. I feel a bit embarrassed for Cook. I think he wants a normal fanbase full of hot chicks. Can’t really blame him.

I know what you are saying about deleted posts. That is why fans are hopping on my board because they can voice their opinions. The dot. org boards and official boards are sometimes so boring because they censor a lot of the post and won’t let you talk about his personal life or his girlfriends.. I try to keep my board updated daily. There are 3 mods on there and they do a good job feeding me posts….it’s tough sometimes because I work full time in advertising and actually have a life.

I started the board as a place for fans to vent and it is growing little by little.

Glad to have you on board, and I will be sure to read your blog.

Hol “

I love this super classy bit Mary Ann/Holly posted:

“am just saying the truth and that you are all sluts “

Top Idol has written more than once about the crazy that is David Cook Uncensored

The Crazy Woman Who Stalks David Cook

Around that same time she faked having possible lung cancer..

Here is Mary Ann/Holly reacting to Top Idol’s post by attacking Idletard, who had nothing to do with any of this. Also Mary Ann/Holly had been on her usual banning binge she does when one of us posts something truthful & unflattering about her.

“Glad to see LL gone and withoutyou here. They are nothing but trouble makers especially with the last remark about the idletard board. They are so jealous of this board they can’t stand it. They photo shop crap, they make up stuff because they are trying to get people to leave here and go over there. It is clear as day. No I dont post much but I do observe what is being said and some of the people truly need to get a life. Not all of us are on the boards from morning until night like they are. Now she is trying to blame Holly for being other people and the poor girl is on a business trip. Get real. unbelievable some of the things people accuse people of. One of them is probably smartie. And I guarantee you they both deleted their accounts here and signed up under different names. Such bullshit. I love this board. It is different from most boards. Like that smartie person is any better. I have been on her board one time, and I never went back because she is just evil. “

and you should have seen how she talked to the members during this time. This is what Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets posted on DCU to one of her closer friends.

“I hope that you are not bashing Holly on THAT other board. It looks like someone is facing a lawsuit soon from what I have been reading.”

Rolls eyes, another dumb-assed reference to law soots yet nothing has been filed to this day.

More interesting postings at Top Idol involving Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets

Montecore No!

David Cook’s #1 Fan

At the bottom of the second blog, TopIdol posted this screen cap from her Administrator view:…ppets/#comment-13040

It shows that Holly has been there posting under several accounts, on one she says THIS IS HOLLY. You can see that all the IP addresses are the same. The IP address traces back to Morrisville, Pennsylvania. This is where MaryAnn/Holly Sockpuppet is, and is the same IP she used under her real name on fan sites. It is not a NY IP where Holly claims to be.

Someone over on DCU busts her on the fact that she was caught out by Top Idol in the screen cap with the different names and same IP

“It’s a screen cap TopIdol took of her administrator information. You can clearly see that YOU have logging in as different users, on one you say THIS IS HOLLY, and the other you claim to be someone else and go on defending yourself. You can see that the IP addresses are the same (listed under the user names). The IP address traces back to Morrisville, PA. This is where MaryAnn is, and is the same IP she used under her real name on fan sites. So, Holly:

– Why aren’t you in NY?
– Why do you have the same IP as MaryAnn?
– Better yet, why have you lied to all of us?”

Big copy of screen cap. Note that the IP addies are all indentical!

Mary Ann/Holly’s reply to the doubters on Top Idol.

“Cooks_FUFL –

ok, now, I am going to use a FakeAngie account. See boys and girls how easy it is.
But I am going to type under the same ip address so top idol can trace my ip. See I don’t play your games.

Being a DCU member. Elizabeth is actually liked by that website and no one has talked in detail about her divorce. The mods over there have been scarce this week so maybe they didn’t catch the discussion.

Called a furniture store? hmmmm, let’s see what I read over there was that the girl in the store twittered that David was in a furniture store with lots of detail. She made it public. Holly didn’t do that, the girl in the furniture store did. Maybe Holly was joking, they do that often over there. And why are you people stalking this maryann person? Do you think what you guys are doing here is right? All fans do stupid and funny things, who cares.

Why don’t you get back to discussing the tards who follow David to 20 shows. Now that is stalking.

And no Maryann or Holly have twitter accounts or other websites. Again, their personal information is no where public. Elizabeth did have a public twitter and myspace. Her photos came from a public site. Her personal information was never posted there, not even her last name. Big difference. Again, you are looking at defamation of character of a private person. It’s funny because Holly is not Maryann, so she won’t be bringing a lawsuit, it will come from the other girl because she is the one you are defaming for no good reason.

You are crossing a line and taking things out of context from what I have been reading here. Why so much anger? Don’t get it?

Even if I were holly, Adex, bernyj, a DCU member, a friend, sister, it doesn’t matter. What matters is you are harassing someone you don’t know who is a private person and calling them crazy when they are not. Let me give you another hint. Do you know that meetthefamous knows someone on DCU and works for the same company as a mod over there?

ok, now look, I am going to make up a name now.

Here it goes…fakeangie.”

“Stalking is exactly what this board is doing to a private person and none of these post were made by Holly or Maryann. These are from other posters. Searching through the internet is not stalking. Posting personal information about someone and accusing them of stalking and then publishing a photo and a resume is libel along with their last name and hometown. These are not published post by these women. You have no proof of that.

Roy Horn of Sigfried – what the hell are you talking about? You people are out of your minds. See there you go again accusing an innocent person.

David is a PUBLIC FIGURE. So are the girls he hangs with. They have pics all over model mayhem. Holly and Maryann and bernyj do not. They have private accounts and never promoted themselves anywhere which is why you are leading yourself into a courtroom.

Again, these two women never harassed anyone. They are flat out lies.

I can not wait until a lawsuit comes your way because you do not know the law well at all. And smartie, you are not smart at all. You are so jealous of these women it is killing you. She is not interested in any artist. She never stalked or harassed anyone and from what I read this maryann person or whoever it was, asked your employer to have you stop harassing her. What reason would she call other than that? She is NOT an obsessed fan like all of you.

[b]I am finished with this board. I can tell you now if the photo is not removed you are looking at liability. I am not joking. This is very serious “

Still no lawsoots. Hey dummy, by that definition I could sue you for harassment for posting my information and photos.

Top Idol’s final posting on Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet debacle

We have been lied to.

Please pass this on.

At least all of this forced Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets to redo the rules for DCU at least for a few days. New rules.

“No one is required to post here on a day to day basis.

There is a reason why I am requiring lurkers to post once or twice within 10 days. Your ip address and privacy will be maintained securely on this board. This board is not like any other board that violates members personal information. We do not do that here. If you do not make a post even if it is an introduction of some sorts, within 10 days, your account will be deleted and you won’t be able to get back on until after the New Year. I have already banned one person for causing problems by spamming members to go to another board.

I am not accepting any new members until after New Years.

Please read the link in announcements.

Keep in mind, that other boards, one recently that some members here are aware, are using scare tactics and harassment of a woman not associated with me, to direct people to their board to read their garbage. And it is garbage. They are angry because their members have lost interest in some of their boards and are signing in over here. It’s competition to them, it is not to us. Everything I write is copied by them, twisted and placed on their board and taken out of context. As you can see we have never posted any personal information of any kind on this board about anyone. Discussing your likes and dislikes is nothing unusual on messageboards. Do you want to belong to a blog that post people’s ip addresses on a board, name their employer, last name, create post that are unrelated. Well that is what is happening to a few woman they are attacking. The PM’s I have received about these three people over there, two of which run their own board would make you truly disgusted. But I am not giving them any satisfaction because that is what they want. They want attention. They want you to believe I am crazy and they are normal and this other woman is crazy and her so called sister. I hear she has a husband so they better be careful over there. If you deny them the attention then 1) they will produce damaging nonsense that will only hurt themselves or they will go away. The information that I have received is that a lawsuit is being pursued against them. No not from me, but to slander and defame a person’s reputation that they do not know is really going to far. That is not what we do here and it is not our goal.

And everyone of the girls we have discussed here are 1). public, 2). want to be famous by going public by creating stupid You Tube Videos like Shannon and Lana Jade did, or spill her sob story to STAR like Kimberly Johnston did or pose publicly for Model Mayhem. You see the women on this board are very smart. Smart enough to know that these women are attention getters. There is a thread filled with women we feel are higher calibers. What is wrong with that, wanting the best for David? We are not here to slander anyone but we talk about the things these women have already created for themselves. Everyone of these women I am sure can be nice, but as long as personal information is not released, there is nothing wrong with discussing some of them. And everyone knows there is one Tulsa friend, I have gone out of my way to protect.

So there you have it. Part of the reason why I have to do this. No it may not solve everything because it is difficult to prevent people causing trouble. In addition, due to my lack of being here and not having much time to manage the board, I am trying to create more privacy and control over who becomes a member on this board. It will be somewhat of an exclusive membership. This way sensitive information can remain contained amongst ourselves.

The person who runs that site, on the other board has been banned. Most of the people on that other board have been banned from here.

My advice is to ignore the false information spreading over there because there is much documentation to prove them wrong. Their goal is bring this board down. With strong minded members they will fail. They need to just go about their business and leave people do what they want on their own boards. “

Again with the freaking Law Soots and no paperwork or de nada has shown up in the nearly 2 years since all this went down.

I’m not exposing all of this to ‘harass’ anyone but merely to warn and inform. A great deal of innocent people have been taken in and harmed by this unbalanced woman. Don’t become the next victim.

Happy Easter

April 23, 2011

The Easter Bunny came during the week for me and provided me with many things to giggle over that were Idol-related.

Doings In Cooktard Land:

Got wind of a conspiracy theory afloat over at Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet’s lair, David Cook Uncensored. Apparently she and her sockpuppets believe that because Cook’s new single, “The Last Goodbuy,..errr, Goodbye” being released on Tuesday and that being the same day that Kimberly Caldwell’s CD was released it must mean that Kimmy and Hair Plugs are doing the nasty. Still. She’s even deluded enough to think that they actually had something to do with making the record companies release these on the same day because they are supposedly playing hide the salami.

Yeah, sure, right, like record companies and it’s execs are at the whim and mercy of former American Idol types instead of the truth, completely opposite. You’d think someone that has bragged a capacious buttload about working for Sony would understand how the music industry works. Nope, she’s just only focusing on who David Cook might be tooling.

But that is a conspiracy theory that might give Kerry Kolsch a run for her money. Hey Kerry, I heard that Kris Allen sweating up a storm in some southern city this past summer. I guess that means in your world that Kris is guilty of something.

This was followed by a visibly nervous David “Hairplugs” Cook performing his newest single on the Idol results show. He kinda blew, and not just because the song isn’t to my personal tastes. He was just off. But in Tardtown they are crowning him the King of all Music.

And then thousands googled their way here under the funniest search term yet in the hours after American Idol aired: “Did David Cook get a hair transplant?” I do not know for sure but my vote is yes. His head looks like he joined Hair Club For Men or perhaps a super expensive lacefront. But I’m betting on plugs. Look at the hairline.

Yes, America, he has done something. There are some that allege he’s had a recent nose job but I’m less sure on that. The tip is pointer and the nose is thinner and more refined but that could be dieting. Remember the chubbo he was when he auditioned for Idol?

Doings in Adam Lambert Fantardland:

I’m always amused by the Sparkle Cows but this week on Twitter was just too freaking funny. On Wednesday Adam tweeted about 420 and the tards immediately started speculating what the significance was. Well he wasn’t tweeting just because it was Adolph Hitler’s birthday even if he did once sport a swastika on his jacket. It took a long time before the Cows were informed of what Jason Castros fans already knew and probably celebrated that 420 was the day to get high, smoke a little weed. Weed Day.

Why do they like to pretend Lambert is some innocent boy confused about his sexuality enough that one of them might have a chance of sleeping with him? Lambert has stated in interviews that’s he’s been known to partake of drugs and alcohol.

The ‘X’ Factor

April 18, 2010

Dear Davey-Cakes,

Looks like Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets of David Cook Uncensored has been drinking from the wrong Koolaid jug again, chugalugging that Haterade at the thought of anyone you’ve dated or possibly ever had horizontal fellowship with. Her target of ire this time is your fellow Idol contestant Kimberly Caldwell.

I was thinking she was going to trade you in on a newer model, like, say possible gay boy Casey James or Lee DeWyse. The others are too ethnic for her. She likes only lily white.  The good Lord knows you’re about as white as they come, marshmallow white, skin that burns white, Sherwin Williams paint white. Casey and Lee fit the Anglo Saxon mold too but she’s just not having it. Which is surprising considering the past she always switched up her Idol stalking in 24 month intervals. You’re due to be released but she’s breaking pattern this time.

She’s really chewing the scenery over at DCU over poor seemingly nice Kimberley and many there are laughing and pointing as these random obvious sockpuppets keep popping up to agree with her that Kimberly Caldwell is everything just this side of Hitler.

One of her sockpuppets, Lori, posted that you were trying to ‘get’ to Holly a couple of times during your tour, which is laughable since Holly doesn’t really exist. Just Mary Ann does. This is what Lori said..

David was even checking out our Holly. He came over to our side 3 or 4 times during the Keswick theater show, and starred down some chick holding a sign. But Holly was on the same side. He was even trying to find a way to get behind the speakers to a catwalk that went straight out to Holly and her friend. It’s on video during Declaration, Straight Up and Barbasol. Holly is a very classy looking girl from what I saw. Nothing like the average fan.

I am convinced David is a whore. And in his own words he said the chicks he is attracking now are higher caliber. I forget which interview this was but he did say it. I also think he was sleeping with Mystery Lady E during the Idol tour because she was hanging around David for a while from idol tour to solo tour. maybe kim got a whiff of this. Let us not forget kimmy has a reputation too for sleeping around. Maybe she is finally growing up but it is obvious her career comes first too.

dirtydiana thanks for the tip but kim said on her twitter that david did not cheat on her. What do you think about that? and dirty are u carly?

She called you a whore and pretty much said the same thing about poor Kim. Bad form. Delusional.For the last so many days Mary Ann/Holly has been trying to stir up the crowds to bash Kimberly Caldwell, calling her a copycat for getting a tattoo among other stupid allegations about sexual preference and accusing Kim of sucking up to you constantly. As ugly as some of your fans have been to Kim because of the egging on of Mary Ann/Holly (organized harassment might actually be a crime) most everyone there knows this is more stupid sockpuppet army action and have been poking fun at all of the sockpuppet manifestos. I love these responses to allegations that Kim is doing things just because you did..

I heard she bought some groceries….and David bought some groceries too!!!! Clearly she must have been copying him


She has probably gone out to dinner with friends too. The freaking nerve of her! We know David goes out to dinner too!

Mock on, mock on.. Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets deserves way more mocking than this. Kimberly Caldwell, if I were you I’d have her charged with inciting all the ugly against you.