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Adam Lambert Sparkle Cow Says Queen Fans Are “Tards”

March 3, 2012

I got a comment on the other post positing that Queen fans are also ‘Tards’ from a Sparkle Cow. Here it is..

Whats the term you are using here a lot about David Cook “tards”: entitled fans or something like that? Seems to me there is suddenly many entitled Queen fans telling Brian May what to do with his band. A bit funny, that.

I had to answer them because they still don’t get it. But why am I surprised since they are stuck in a delusion they have been trying to rationalize away for three years now. It’s really about the music.


No, there is a difference. Queen fantards do not do the crazy things that Idol fans seem to do. I’ve yet to hear of a flat Freddie or Brian May being toted around, birthday parties being set up with decorated cakes, trackers stuffed under buses, tattoos of band members or lyrics on someone’s feet or back. Granted there are always tards in most every fan pack, but I am just not seeing the same percentage or level of crazy that Idol fans bring.

Thinking the difference is that Idol contestants are on television for weeks on end, allowing those that aren’t real music fans to feel ‘connected’ to the Idol because of the tv exposure, hence the crazy overconnection i.e. pararelationalism that occurs. People who’s primary concern is the actual music would never act like that, just the ones that see something pretty and sparkly on tv and project all their desires upon, like the Sparkle Cows.

Basically most of the Idol contestants and some (many) of the winners are nothing more than televised karaoke singers. Daughtry isn’t. Bowersox isn’t. and there aren’t too many more than aren’t.. Nicki McKibbin has potential.

And it isn’t always their own fault. Guys like Cook hone their stagecraft by years of playing other peoples music in cover bands in bars throughout the country. Taylor did that. I can’t explain Clay Aiken, there is no explanation except to say the site is getting an unusual number of hits asking if he’s had plastic surgery, or did he do the female to male surgery pre Idol or is he doing the male to female surgery now. All very puzzling.

But it really does all go back to the music, which is what all you tards forget, falling in love with some guy you see on tv and listening to any stupid dreck he might record.


In the comments below the Sparkle Cow someone pointed out that Queen is not Brian May’s personal band to do what he wants with. He was part of it, not the main part of it. Queen started out as four separate dudes with the same stake in the band.

Thin Line Between The Dark Side & Sanity: Adam Lambert Fans

June 16, 2010

And these bitches have crossed it, the Sparkle Cows have been providing me with hours of amusement reading through their idiotic butt-licking comments over on the VH1 page hosting the “If I Had You” video. They are all outraged that after you listen to his latest Eurotrash Disco Pop offering the video rolls right over to Kris Allen’s “Live Like We’re Dying” A capacious amount of the Mad Cow herd accidentally placed their mindless praise for the Glittery One on Kris Allen’s video.

Some select comments –

brownie commented | 4 hours ago

stop with kris’s video, it’s all about adam now!

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ChuckM commented | 4 hours ago

Love this video. BUT WHAT IS ADAM’S VIDEO GIVING KRIS ALLEN’S VID A FREE RIDE? Stop the roll through linkage please.

EdyC commented | 4 hours ago

VH1 PLEASE FIX this site..I DO NOT intend to suport Kris’s Video!!

girlsnight commented | 9 hours ago


does this go to KA song—-Are we being forced to support him? wonder how many votes he has gotten because Adams fans do not know they are posting on K site–come on guys–FIX THIS–let K. get his votes on his own

So Adam’s fans are too genuinely dumb to realize how to use VH1’s commenting system and cannot avoid their cursed Kris Allen. Newsflash heifers, it’s not that difficult to figure out. Epic failure.  Kris Allen WON American Idol so I’m afraid you’re stuck with occasional reminders of him. Suck it up, live with and stop pretending Lambert is the shit.

The song isn’t horrible. As I mentioned yesterday I kind of like it. But I just about ruined my keyboard reading this drivel

Wow-thiswas wonderful! Sort of ‘Hair’, meets “Burning Man’ meets a little West Hollywood. There was SO MUCH joy in the song and the performance, and my only criticism is that I didn’t have time to drool over some of the fabulous costumes. (Adam makes top hats sexy again. Whee!) I wanna put on some black color liner and romp in the woods. 😀 Adam, thanks for the love and heart and spirit you put into your music

I want some of whatever it is she’s smoking because I can’t see/hear this in that video.

Look at some of Kris’s video and see the confused comments stretching back a few days now at VH1. Ha.  Some people are too stupid and should never be allowed on the internet, like Adam Lambert fans.

Makes me laugh because I hear “Live Like We’re Dying” way more on local radio than anything by Adam.

Google Questions #12

December 1, 2009

I’ve been so transfixed by the Adam Lambert shenanigans that I have neglected to post much of anything. Forgotten the odd searches. Some of these I need help with today because I ain’t got a clue.

fyea Neil Tiemann tattoo – Is that ‘fuck yeah’?  I try not to look too closely at Neil.  Poor thing isn’t very pretty looking.

What does Andy Skib girlfriend do? – Besides him? Again, no clue, butcher, baker, candlestick maker, take your pick.

Dating for Baldies – Wasn’t aware there was certain dating protocol for guys going bald.  Here’s the only one I can think of  ‘Don’t wear a rug. She’ll figure it out and be very turned off’

Tattoo Insanity – There’s a diagnosis code for this in the DSM IV?

Smarties Fat Cow –  Lots of fat cows around.  Not sure how many belong to Smartie.  Or is it if you eat a lot of Smarties, that tart candy that’s a knock off of Sweetarts, you’ll turn into a fat cow.

Insane Cook Porno – No, I’m not going there.  Going to pretend I don’t know what this is.  I don’t want to know.