Posted tagged ‘Neal Tiemann’

Harrassing David Cook’s Management? That’s Smart, NOT!

February 25, 2012

Sassycatz and Angie, come on down, you are the next contests in the Tard Is Wrong contest.

Thanks to alisha in our comments we get to see this little gem from Cooktard extrodinare Sassycatz.

Sassycatz: I hope you all know that DAVID’S MANAGEMENT has a twitter account:

@debrakay23 We’ve been bothering RCA forever. Now’s XIX’s turn. They’ve not been doing their job.

Sassycatz: I didn’t know they had a twitter account but now that I do, watch out! They are on NOTICE!!!!!

Sassycatz: @ImperfectSong Sorry, expecting them to do their fucking jobs, which I have not noticed them doing at all.

Sassycatz: If anyone has a problem with that, stop following me right now because I am going to be on their tails.

So Sassycatz is harassing XIX Management, trying to get others to join in and freely admitting to having done this to RCA records? Some poor flunky is having to read her online repeated bullshit attempts to harass them. So so classy Sassycatz! Tard points for you!!!!

And how does Webster’s define “Harrass”?

Definition of HARASS
transitive verb
a : exhaust, fatigue b (1) : to annoy persistently (2) : to create an unpleasant or hostile situation for especially by uninvited and unwelcome verbal or physical conduct
: to worry and impede by repeated raids
— ha·rass·er noun
— ha·rass·ment

Stay classy Sassy!

And on another off-note it seems that David Cook’s former guitarist and friend Neal Tiemann just got wind of Angie’s precious little book filled with photos of Cook and everyone surrounding him, including some of Neal and MWKs with their lyrics and other possibly copyrighted materials. Like the whole book isn’t intellectual theft of property and copyrights in the first place. He’s pissed and Angie has backed off by removing the materials related to MWKs and Neal in an attempt to appease him. Too bad, I was looking forward to seeing Neal lose it and take her to court over her obvious attempt to bleed the tards for money with other peoples copyrighted materials. Good luck with that. I sincerely hope no one is dumb enough to pay a dime for this ‘book’.

Who does Angie think she is? Pizza screaming book scamming tard Daina?

As usual send all your hate mail to me at the usual addy. See ya!

Sims David Cook – Happy Holidays!

December 29, 2011

There’s not much stirring in the tard world, not even a mouse, just Ladynsearch telling me she’s going to hit me with a law soot for posting her message board review from DCO of the Cook show she attended. It’s dead with the exception of the Lambert Sparkle Cows spinning and spinning over Adam’s recent drunken troubles.

In this time between Christmas and New Years Eve it’s not unusual to feel nostalgic and to revisit the past. In that spirit may I present The Sims version of David Cook made by some Tard a couple of years or so ago.

What is amusing, disgusting and guffaw-worthy of these Sims stills is the fact that she apparently made Neal Tiemann and David Cook fall deeply in love/lust with each other. The last time I heard both of these guys are strictly hetero. I love the black undies in the bed and all the girly cuddling by two men too…

I just don’t get it. Did you know one of the most frequent search engine terms people find this place with is “Neal Tiemann David Cook porn”? Ugh! Nightmares!

Fess Up! Who Is Webhoscott?

July 22, 2011

I’ve been on vacay again with spotty internet availability for the last few weeks. Amish country, Rock and Rock Hall of Fame, Kaintuck and other parts near the Ohio River. Casinos, craps tables and drinks. No American Idols, heh.

So when I do come back in when the slow assed dialup at these places lets me I see that the self-professed ‘Weed’ and pal of Ninas Feet and other silly self-named ‘Weeds’ is fighting with the ‘Roses’, whatever those are besides the bushes with the smelly flowers. Wehoscott is on a tear, ramage, snit, whatever you wanna name it.

Why? Who? What?

Then someone sets up a fake Wehoscott account on Twitter named ‘Webhoscott’ and starts twittering David Cook and band mates some pretty funny stuff about moobs and pretending to be ‘in the know’. Lots of Scott titty twisting going on. Now it’s down.

Looks like someone outed all of Wehoscott’s info using it too. I wonder how he feels about that considering he’s leaked all kinds of sheisse, true and untrue, about Cook and pals. Karma bites again. After seeing all of the info on Scott and his photo I have to say it’s pretty creepy when you combine it with the stuff he’s tweeted, like smelling Cook that time, talking smack about Andrew leeching off his brother and other really inappropriate remarks.

I have a sneaking suspicion that the culprit was one of those ‘Roses’ or even a whole vase of them. Would love to know who took him on like that and what type of threats Scott used to get the twitter account pulled. Perhaps he has incriminating photos of the Twitter founder with a goat, manatee and Martian hooker. His ‘career’ swag could not possibly be as important as he pretends after finding out what he does and for who. Certainly not enough to have insider info on Cook and Co. and not to get Twitter accounts removed for TOS violations.

David Cook Anthemictfln -Sick

July 7, 2011

Smell The Coffee posted a link in the comments the other day for something I hadn’t viewed before, a Tumblr account filled with photos captioned in some pretty disgusting ways – Anthemictfln. (Warning: view at your own risk)

I don’t quite know what to say except Eeeww! Sample below.

Seriously, who does things like this? Who feels the need to be so disrespectful to someone they claim to love? I hope that the people doing this are silly young teenagers but I have a feeling it’s all those panting middle-aged Cooktards doing this stuff while their hubby drinks beer and watches tv. Grow up, seriously, grow up and stop doing disgusting things like this.

Chapter 8 The Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppet Chronicles

May 24, 2011

So Shannon was spotted with David Cook and got it full force from Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets. Not only was it her trying to make Shannon miserable, it was Mary Ann’s henchwomen, recruited from DCU.

Shannon – poor victim of Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets lust for Non-Baldy.

The dumb thing is that there was no direct evidence that Cook was that involves with Shannon beyond a hanging out with her and her being a model. We all know how obsessional Mary Ann/Holly is about models.

Amanda Maston, known on the board, actually stalked Shannon at Mary Ann/Holly’s behest. She not only bragged openly about it at DCU, she did things for Mary Ann/Holly to harass Shannon many times.

So what did she do?

Well, for starters after researching every little thing she could possibly find out Amanda started showing up on Shannon’s job, stalking her at her job, looking up a high school classmate of Shannon’s showing up at his job to harass him many times. Amanda also showed up at a publicity tour Shannon was hired to do.

The sick sad thing is that Amanda boasted loudly at DCU about her cretinous behavior like there was nothing wrong with what she did. Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets encouraged her and egged her on.

Amanda also said she was so gorgeous and hot, much more so than Shannon. Judge for yourself.

I have been told that Amanda no longer posts at DCU. She’s moved to LA to be an actress. Another blonde in a sea of blonds.

But Mary Ann’s harassment of Shannon didn’t stop there. Krunk Jess jumped into the middle of it, showing up at a gig with a plastic looking blonde wig and a brightly colored outfit like the one Shannon is wearing at the top of the page. Krunky Drunky and Neal Tiemann posed for the last photo..

And Becky is also guilty of stalking Shannon. David and Shannon were spotted together in NY at a casino and Becky went around to absolutely everyone, from the lowest casino employee to the security officers asking if David Cook was with a blonde lady. She bragged about this on DCU and is one of the nastier ones ripping into any women seen within 50 yards of him.

Becky is the one on the left, parents basement dweller and grocery store clerk.

Mary Ann/Holly Sockpuppets, harassing people in real life, using others to do it and behaving badly, all in a days work.

Holly Sockpuppets Redux

May 12, 2011

If I were a member of David “Non-Baldy” Cook’s entourage or management team I would seriously consider taking out a restraining order or even a cease and desist order on Mary Ann Ellis/Holly Sockpuppets and her various aliases immediately. RCA please take note. This is just not right even if it’s legal.

I’d publish a screen cap but I do not want to be perpetuating the wrong any further.

Why? Because one of Mary Ann’s more obvious aliases has published David’s address in Los Angeles complete with maps on how to get there and photos on one of the ‘super seecreet’ threads over at David Cook Uncensored. Seriously, a stalkers wet dream.

This has to be one of the most heinous and hurtful things Mary Ann/Holly has done. She supposedly lurves her some David “Non-Baldy” Cook but she sure has a strange way of showing it. The rug must be turning her on or sending her secret signals only she can hear.

I guess the new music and nearness of CD release is bringing on the crazy from the most unbalanced of Cooktards. This is some scary shiess in my mind because you cannot tell what will happen when some of them get their hot little hands on this info. Someone needs to tweet Andrew or Neil since they live at the same address. Get armed to the teeth, guys.

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Viva Las Vegas

March 8, 2011

From the chatter various places in the David Cook funked up fandom it looks like there is some high-gear ‘guh’ing going on. And some ‘thud’ding and assorted other middle school terms for fantarding reactions. Credit cards are being charged and plans made to abandon families, pets and jobs to go to Vegas.

Cook and pals are playing at this year’s Pet-A-Palooza in Vegas on April 9th. Worthy cause but kind of a ghetto showcase. This and the remake of “Don’t You” make me wonder if we’ll be seeing within five years signs in front of bars nationwide “American Idol’s David Cook – 5 Dollar Cover Charge – 2 For 1 Draft Beer”

While vajayjays are exploding over the impending release of CD numero dos some of the craziest of the crazy have already booked hotel rooms and flights to Vegas just to hear Baldy sing a couple of songs on the bill with other performers. It’s a bargain, 8 buck tickets and flights plus hotel rooms are always discounted in Vegas.

I’m hoping this means we’ll hear of all sorts of over the top tarding and wild doings from the Cooktards. It’s been a long time since they’ve had an opportunity to get up close and personal with David. Doings will be at a fevered pitch. Many scrapbooks and quilts will be presented along with crap for his dog.